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Short Humorous Quotes & Sayings
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perhaps it is clear why a writer should be interested in the constant, bullying, murderous, slovenly crime of war.
— Ernest Hemingway,
The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)
— Warren Moore
I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.
— Siobhan Davis
Thanks be to God, there is hope to-day; this very hour you can choose Him and serve Him.
— Dwight L. Moody
No matter what you have done to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day.
— Brian Tracy
Life is too short to spend on a book you don't enjoy.
— Katrina-Jane
Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)
— Jane Dentinger
This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track.
— Erin Mitchell
My career is very easy to interpret. It's about working. I'm a working actor, so that's how I see myself.
— Sean Astin
I swear you make me lose my mind. I feel like I'm going crazy."
"Logan?"
He put his mouth to Tate's ear. "Yes?"
"I fucking love that. — Ella Frank
"Logan?"
He put his mouth to Tate's ear. "Yes?"
"I fucking love that. — Ella Frank
Aargh! I'm too short for this shit!
— Terry Pratchett
It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy.
— P. J. O'Rourke
The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second you.
— Dashiell Hammett
Life is too short to be treated shabbily.
— C.S. Reid
The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)
— Elaine Kagan
Nothing on my trip thus far was as I expected which shows you that rather than simply read about the United States you have to log the journey.
— Jim Harrison
No truer word, save God's, was ever spoken,
Than that the largest heart is soonest broken. — Walter Savage Landor
Than that the largest heart is soonest broken. — Walter Savage Landor
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise