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Short Humorous Quotes By Tony Judt: I don't much mind being expelled from communities.

I don't much mind being expelled from communities. — Tony Judt

Short Humorous Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,: perhaps it is clear why a writer should

perhaps it is clear why a writer should be interested in the constant, bullying, murderous, slovenly crime of war. — Ernest Hemingway,

Short Humorous Quotes By Warren Moore: The train hit her with the sound of

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

Short Humorous Quotes By Siobhan Davis: I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different

I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable. — Siobhan Davis

Short Humorous Quotes By Dwight L. Moody: Thanks be to God, there is hope to-day;

Thanks be to God, there is hope to-day; this very hour you can choose Him and serve Him. — Dwight L. Moody

Short Humorous Quotes By Brian Tracy: No matter what you have done to this

No matter what you have done to this moment, you get 24 brand-new hours to spend every single day. — Brian Tracy

Short Humorous Quotes By Natasha Larry: Are you on crack? Or did I take

Are you on crack? Or did I take a righteous bong hit before coming here? — Natasha Larry

Short Humorous Quotes By Katrina-Jane: Life is too short to spend on a

Life is too short to spend on a book you don't enjoy. — Katrina-Jane

Short Humorous Quotes By Jane Dentinger: Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

Short Humorous Quotes By Erin Mitchell: This isn't where I intended to be. Killing

This isn't where I intended to be. Killing a person has a funny way of getting your life off-track. — Erin Mitchell

Short Humorous Quotes By Sean Astin: My career is very easy to interpret. It's

My career is very easy to interpret. It's about working. I'm a working actor, so that's how I see myself. — Sean Astin

Short Humorous Quotes By Ella Frank: I swear you make me lose my mind.

I swear you make me lose my mind. I feel like I'm going crazy."
"Logan?"
He put his mouth to Tate's ear. "Yes?"
"I fucking love that. — Ella Frank

Short Humorous Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Aargh! I'm too short for this shit!

Aargh! I'm too short for this shit! — Terry Pratchett

Short Humorous Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: It was to be a short visit for

It was to be a short visit for the G-shevs. More than four days in the U.S. and Raisa's VISA card bill would shatter the fragile Soviet economy. — P. J. O'Rourke

Short Humorous Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: The boy spoke two words, the first a

The boy spoke two words, the first a short guttural verb, the second you. — Dashiell Hammett

Short Humorous Quotes By C.S. Reid: Life is too short to be treated shabbily.

Life is too short to be treated shabbily. — C.S. Reid

Short Humorous Quotes By Elaine Kagan: The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights) — Elaine Kagan

Short Humorous Quotes By Eve Kagan: That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was

That was 1993 grunge in suburbia. This was 2003 hell in Harlem. (Dark City Lights) — Eve Kagan

Short Humorous Quotes By Jim Harrison: Nothing on my trip thus far was as

Nothing on my trip thus far was as I expected which shows you that rather than simply read about the United States you have to log the journey. — Jim Harrison

Short Humorous Quotes By Walter Savage Landor: No truer word, save God's, was ever spoken,Than

No truer word, save God's, was ever spoken,
Than that the largest heart is soonest broken. — Walter Savage Landor

Short Humorous Quotes By Camron Wright: We can't claim heaven as our own if

We can't claim heaven as our own if we are just going to sit under it. — Camron Wright

Short Humorous Quotes By Christina Scalise: Life is way too short, so try to

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor! — Christina Scalise

Short Humorous Quotes By Tyra Lynn: Pro te, milies aeterno. He placed my hand

Pro te, milies aeterno. He placed my hand on his heart. And that means? For you, a thousand times eternity. — Tyra Lynn