Shitty Quotes
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Shitty Quotes & Sayings
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The monkey said, "Bad. Bad, shitty bad.
— Robert Reed
Those back-to-back experiences confirmed what I already knew: That I was a shitty-ass employee and I'd better start my own business.
— Mark Cuban
Now, practically even better news than that of short assignments is the idea of shitty first drafts. All good writers write them.
— Anne Lamott
I'd love to have a shitty job. I couldn't hold any down. Standup was the only thing I could stick with. I'm an idiot that way.
— Louis C.K.
Men threatened by feminism either don't understand it or don't like that they now have to modify their own shitty behavior.
— Caitlin Stasey
Life is too short to do mediocre work and it is definitely too short to build shitty things.
— Stewart Butterfield
This is life. We have to take it as it comes, because even though some things are really shitty, there's a lot of really great stuff too.
— Rebecca Serle
I'm a good person but a shitty writer. You're a shitty person but a good writer. We'd make a good team.
— John Green
But shitty human beings sometimes make great art.
— Jerry Heller
What a shitty way to go through life, hiding your love for music so that people don't think the wrong things about you.
— Ahmir Questlove Thompson
People ask me why I wear veils. I reply, I am mourning. Mourning what? Well I figure something shitty must be going on somewhere.
— Lady Gaga
It's just whether you're going to do a decent thing or keep doing shitty things. So choose. Just stop whining about it.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
This is a pretty shitty flash mob. It's in my living room, only my family showed up, and they're just telling me to stop drinking.
— Megan Amram
A good dream, is better than a shitty reality.
— Blackbeard
To get over artist's block, make shitty art.
— Dave Horowitz
We better take care of the earth or we're gonna have shitty food, and having shitty food is no fun.
— Michael Ruhlman
Milkshakes make the world seem less shitty.
— Shaun David Hutchinson
Why do people who read Shakespeare still spend hours watching shitty TV or staring out of the window or arguing about whose dinner party to go to?
— Glen Duncan
Just imagine, a cow on the balcony of the nation, what an awful thing, what a shitty country ...
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
This is life." he says. "We have to take it as it comes, because even though some things are really shitty, there's a lot of good stuff too.
— Rebecca Serle
Get rid of the shitty sound. Life's too short.
— Hans Zimmer
The secret is to try and do 75% of the things you're really passionate about and maybe 25% doing the shitty jobs that have to be done.
— Michelle Mone
Look, I know everything is shitty right now, but if you don't stop acting like such a bitch, someones gonna fuck that pussy on your face.
— Tucker Max
In sooth, thy life sounds passing strange and shitty.
— Austin Grossman
I think every culture is passionate about food; some are just passionate about food and the food is shitty.
— Jonathan Gold
I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band.
— Christian Finnegan
Van Houten, I'm a good person but a shitty writer. you're a shitty person but a good writer.
— John Green
My life was far from Sex and the City. It was more like Sex and the Pity. Or Sex and the Shitty.
— Vi Keeland
Because who wants an incredibly written book sitting on their bookshelf if they have to stare at a shitty cover?
— Colleen Hoover
People have to create some sort of art so they have something to think about other than their shitty lives.
— Leila Sales
This may be a shitty work environment, but OSHA doesn't have any guidelines when it comes to ghosts. We'll have to make up our own as we go.
— Cherie Priest
Am I being too critical? That's what happens when you feel shitty about yourself. You turn into a bitch.
— Delia Ephron
You're supposed to be sad when things are shitty, but if you're sad when you have everything you're ever supposed to want? That is utterly terrifying.
— Jenny Lawson
The great ones show you what you can get away with. The shitty ones remind you what never to bother with.
— Patton Oswalt
These days will be a shitty reminder of a time when we weren't the best versions of ourselves.
— Corrine Jackson
I finally have the body I want. It's easy, actually, you just have to want a really shitty body.
— Louis C.K.
The truth is I've worked a lot of things people would consider shitty jobs but I've never really hated any of them.
— Patrick Rothfuss
He's a horrible, evil person. Don't be one of those girls that forgives a guy his shitty personality just because he's gorgeous.
— Laura Thalassa
Addiction is a "shitty" disease
— David W. Earle
I lived a thousand lives to escape from real life, because real life is boring and shitty.
— Staci Hart
That was a really shitty move Liam! How would you like it if I turned into an animal when we were arguing?
— Abby Niles
How learned and fine we believed ourselves to be! How shitty of the world to deal with us this way.
— Robert Stone
Each of us is full of shit in our own special way. We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
— Lewis Black
I'm still a really shitty programmer, but I know enough to hack a prototype together.
— Dennis Crowley
Well, you see how big he was. Apparently he broke through a latrine seat and drowned in the sewage below." A shitty way to go,
— Nicholas Eames
I'm like a poker player, bluffing with whatever cards equal a really shitty hand. I should mention that I have no fucking idea how to play poker. "You
— Matthew Norman
The world is not a shitty place, it's your perception of the world that is shitty
— Steven Aitchison
I don't know how I got Michael. Maybe I just had a store credit from some other very lonely and shitty life.
— Suzanne Finnamore
C'mon, you're gonna get upset sometimes. Breaking up is a shitty business. Someone always gets hurt. This time it happens to be you.
— Alexandra Potter
You either have a great social life and shitty taste in music, or a fantastic taste in music with barely any social life.
— John Green
My shitty book, no one is going to read, about a total asshole and a completely fucked up world.
— Scott Talbot Evans
Repeat the mantra: Writing is when I make the words. Editing is when I make them not shitty.
— Chuck Wendig
Life is too short to be reading shitty books.
— Unknown Author 386
Life is shitty sometimes, Rachel. But what good does it do to run away from everything because you're afraid of something bad happening?
— Susan Bishop Crispell
I'm glad you came over Dev. Things have been pretty shitty lately."
"Not the same as always?"
"Guess I don't even know anymore. — Amy Spalding
"Not the same as always?"
"Guess I don't even know anymore. — Amy Spalding
I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
— Sarah Silverman
Lo meets my gaze again. "You're not living when you're not climbing, big brother. None of us are going to keep you on this shitty fucking ground.
— Krista Ritchie
How am I supposed to like myself if all these shitty things keep happening because I do them???
— Allie Brosh
Eating shitty is like a one-night stand. Instant gratification followed by a lot of questions.
— Kunal Nayyar
My story isn't beautiful or tragic. It's just another story about a cursed girl living a shitty life.
— Lesley Anne Cowan
Shitty weather. You wonder how people can raise the strength to go out and kill one another.
— Hakan Nesser
What shitty band are you in?
— Robert Pollard
Every day is a gift. That said, I've gotten some pretty shitty gifts over the years ...
— Dana Gould
It would be great to do a rock opera, but using more low-fi technology. I love shitty-sounding records.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
David Foster Wallace: There's so much beauty and profundity in all kinds of shitty pop culture all around us.
— David Lipsky
Some people, they've had a lot of fun, even if it was dumb fun and a shitty body of work.
— Stephen Malkmus
We hold on to the shitty things the tightest, for some reason. And
— Matthew Norman
You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.
— Frank Zappa
Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast?
— Demetri Martin
They took the wrong ones! Mistake was made! Everything is unfair! Who do we complain to, in this shitty place? Who is in charge here?]
— Donna Tartt
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts?
— Margaret Laurence
Still nothing," Raven answered "This is shitty. We are going to have to invest in heat sensors. These motion detectors blow Satan's left nut.
— Gabrielle Evans
The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.
— Gerard Way
Now, that is interesting. It's shitty evidence, but it's interesting." "I live to infotain.
— Chloe Neill
A key that can open many locks is called a master key, but a lock that can be opened by many keys is a shitty lock
— Unknown
I like shitty strip clubs. They look like what they are. I know what to expect. Unlike Congress, at least we know everybody is for sale.
— Dov Davidoff
We set our own courses, and we don't get to bitch about them when they turn out to be shitty.
— Emily Foster
No, you can't go getting mad at people because they're shitty. Life will get mad at them, don't worry..
— Justin Halpern
Anyone who says it's easy to self-publish a book is either lying or doing a shitty job.
— Nan McCarthy
Such narrative arcs make good movies but shitty existences.
— David Mitchell
Over the river and through the woods, grandma has fallen down. The police save the day, and haul me away, from the shitty all-white town.
— Amy Harmon
You didn't get sober to be stupid, Danny. Keep it in mind the next time you start listening to that itty-bitty shitty committee inside your head.
— Stephen King
Welcome to the Mafia, blood in, well isn't that just shitty part, there is no freaking out.
— Rachel Van Dyken
New York City gritty committee pity the fool that act shitty in the midst of the calm, the witty.
— Pharoahe Monch