Shits Quotes

Collection of top 43 famous quotes about Shits

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Shits Quotes By Gene Wilder: It's difficult to continue loving someone who shits It's difficult to continue loving someone who shits on you. Gene Wilder
Shits Quotes By Stephen King: Everything is better when it shits on a Everything is better when it shits on a ritz. Stephen King
Shits Quotes By Dave Mustaine: No matter how beautiful a girl is, she No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits. Dave Mustaine
Shits Quotes By Victoria Danann: Great Paddy Shits in the Mornin', Elora! He's Great Paddy Shits in the Mornin', Elora! He's a vampire! No' a stray dog! Victoria Danann
Shits Quotes By Scott Lynch: May they all be stricken with the screaming May they all be stricken with the screaming fire-shits. He sipped his Scott Lynch
Shits Quotes By Fredrik Backman: Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits on Beartown Fredrik Backman
Shits Quotes By Scott Hawkins: They were all staring at him now, the They were all staring at him now, the way dumb shits sometimes did when you surprised them. — Scott Hawkins
Shits Quotes By Dale Peck: I always hoped that I would settle down I always hoped that I would settle down with someone. Marriage, I could really give two shits about, as an institution, but it makes things easier. — Dale Peck
Shits Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz
Shits Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Shits Quotes By Tyne O'Connell: It's called joining the property market - and It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress — Tyne O'Connell
Shits Quotes By Margaret Atwood: There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood
Shits Quotes By Tina Reber: Ryan Refereeing to Ian Somerhold:He Shits too, you Ryan Refereeing to Ian Somerhold:
He Shits too, you know — Tina Reber
Shits Quotes By Darynda Jones: Since killing people is illegal, can I have Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones
Shits Quotes By Ernie Lindsey: Seagull owner?" "Flies in, shits on everything, and Seagull owner?" "Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves. — Ernie Lindsey
Shits Quotes By William S. Burroughs: A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, Mmmm, that's my rich substance. — William S. Burroughs
Shits Quotes By Ernest Cline: he appeared to have run out of shits he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. Today, — Ernest Cline
Shits Quotes By Larry Kramer: Well, kid, I have seen the future and Well, kid, I have seen the future and it shits. — Larry Kramer
Shits Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles. — Julie Kagawa
Shits Quotes By Dana Gould: Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould
Shits Quotes By Robert Sheckley: The Shits played raucous music, which was danced The Shits played raucous music, which was danced to by immature virgins in middleless dresses. — Robert Sheckley
Shits Quotes By Donald Freed: The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits. — Donald Freed
Shits Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits. — Jonathan Safran Foer
Shits Quotes By S.C. Stephens: When life shits on you, sometimes you have When life shits on you, sometimes you have to be your own superhero. — S.C. Stephens
Shits Quotes By Nicki Minaj: Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits. — Nicki Minaj
Shits Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz
Shits Quotes By Elle Christensen: I'm the happiness fairy. I just sprinkled happy I'm the happiness fairy. I just sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile. This shits expensive. — Elle Christensen
Shits Quotes By Ernest Cline: Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which was a good thing, because he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. — Ernest Cline
Shits Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: I'm a guy. I pee and I miss I'm a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer. — Jasinda Wilder
Shits Quotes By Stevie J. Cole: satisfied. Satisfaction is like a fucking unicorn that satisfied. Satisfaction is like a fucking unicorn that shits glitter and diamonds. It doesn't exist. — Stevie J. Cole