Shits Quotes
Collection of top 43 famous quotes about Shits
Shits Quotes & Sayings
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It's always a metaphor when a bird shits on your head.
— Seth Kupchick
Everything is better when it shits on a ritz.
— Stephen King
Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law
— Auberon Waugh
No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.
— Dave Mustaine
Nothing. It's just that most smart people are perfect shits.
— Benjamin Alire Saenz
It makes me wonder what this rapping shits a hobby for, oh that's right, because I'm gifted in another field, and another field, and another field.
— Donald Glover
But it seems that the most beautiful women always go for the most horrible shits, the most obvious fakes.
— Charles Bukowski
A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it lives a full life. Just like you.
— David Wong
It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow. — Tara Sivec
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow. — Tara Sivec
You don't know shits I through in my life. You don't know how many times I've fucked. You don't know me.
— Francisca Olivia
When you're on a boat, 15 nautical miles off the coast and you're with a bunch of fishermen, they don't give two shits about who you are.
— Tanc Sade
Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits on Beartown
— Fredrik Backman
Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All boys. Little fucking shits like Cage. A whole slew of 'em he could throw condoms at and be done with it.
— Madeline Sheehan
Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise.
— Dana Gould
I'm a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer.
— Jasinda Wilder
satisfied. Satisfaction is like a fucking unicorn that shits glitter and diamonds. It doesn't exist.
— Stevie J. Cole
Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful.
— Benjamin Alire Saenz
I'm the happiness fairy. I just sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile. This shits expensive.
— Elle Christensen
Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which was a good thing, because he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century.
— Ernest Cline
In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits.
— Jonathan Safran Foer
The Shits played raucous music, which was danced to by immature virgins in middleless dresses.
— Robert Sheckley
They were all staring at him now, the way dumb shits sometimes did when you surprised them.
— Scott Hawkins
Well, kid, I have seen the future and it shits.
— Larry Kramer
he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. Today,
— Ernest Cline
A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, Mmmm, that's my rich substance.
— William S. Burroughs
Seagull owner?" "Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves.
— Ernie Lindsey
Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet
— Darynda Jones
There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.
— Margaret Atwood
Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful.
— Benjamin Alire Saenz