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Shits Quotes By Gene Wilder: It's difficult to continue loving someone who shits

It's difficult to continue loving someone who shits on you. — Gene Wilder

Shits Quotes By Seth Kupchick: It's always a metaphor when a bird shits

It's always a metaphor when a bird shits on your head. — Seth Kupchick

Shits Quotes By Stephen King: Everything is better when it shits on a

Everything is better when it shits on a ritz. — Stephen King

Shits Quotes By Auberon Waugh: Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law — Auberon Waugh

Shits Quotes By Dave Mustaine: No matter how beautiful a girl is, she

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits. — Dave Mustaine

Shits Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Nothing. It's just that most smart people are

Nothing. It's just that most smart people are perfect shits. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Shits Quotes By Cormac McCarthy: Black boots, said Rawlins. Aint that the shits?

Black boots, said Rawlins. Aint that the shits? I always wanted to be a badman. — Cormac McCarthy

Shits Quotes By Donald Glover: It makes me wonder what this rapping shits

It makes me wonder what this rapping shits a hobby for, oh that's right, because I'm gifted in another field, and another field, and another field. — Donald Glover

Shits Quotes By Charles Bukowski: But it seems that the most beautiful women

But it seems that the most beautiful women always go for the most horrible shits, the most obvious fakes. — Charles Bukowski

Shits Quotes By Kimmy: Sometimes i pretend to be childish just for

Sometimes i pretend to be childish just for some shits! — Kimmy

Shits Quotes By Victoria Danann: Great Paddy Shits in the Mornin', Elora! He's

Great Paddy Shits in the Mornin', Elora! He's a vampire! No' a stray dog! — Victoria Danann

Shits Quotes By David Wong: A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs

A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it lives a full life. Just like you. — David Wong

Shits Quotes By Tara Sivec: It's mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a

It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow. — Tara Sivec

Shits Quotes By Scott Lynch: May they all be stricken with the screaming

May they all be stricken with the screaming fire-shits. He sipped his — Scott Lynch

Shits Quotes By Francisca Olivia: You don't know shits I through in my

You don't know shits I through in my life. You don't know how many times I've fucked. You don't know me. — Francisca Olivia

Shits Quotes By Tanc Sade: When you're on a boat, 15 nautical miles

When you're on a boat, 15 nautical miles off the coast and you're with a bunch of fishermen, they don't give two shits about who you are. — Tanc Sade

Shits Quotes By Fredrik Backman: Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits

Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits on Beartown — Fredrik Backman

Shits Quotes By Madeline Sheehan: Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All

Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All boys. Little fucking shits like Cage. A whole slew of 'em he could throw condoms at and be done with it. — Madeline Sheehan

Shits Quotes By Dane Cook: We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry,

We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits. — Dane Cook

Shits Quotes By Dana Gould: Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould

Shits Quotes By Jasinda Wilder: I'm a guy. I pee and I miss

I'm a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer. — Jasinda Wilder

Shits Quotes By Stevie J. Cole: satisfied. Satisfaction is like a fucking unicorn that

satisfied. Satisfaction is like a fucking unicorn that shits glitter and diamonds. It doesn't exist. — Stevie J. Cole

Shits Quotes By S.C. Stephens: When life shits on you, sometimes you have

When life shits on you, sometimes you have to be your own superhero. — S.C. Stephens

Shits Quotes By Nicki Minaj: Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip,

Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits. — Nicki Minaj

Shits Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other

Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Shits Quotes By Elle Christensen: I'm the happiness fairy. I just sprinkled happy

I'm the happiness fairy. I just sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile. This shits expensive. — Elle Christensen

Shits Quotes By Ernest Cline: Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which

Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which was a good thing, because he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. — Ernest Cline

Shits Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall

In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Shits Quotes By Donald Freed: The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a

The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits. — Donald Freed

Shits Quotes By Robert Sheckley: The Shits played raucous music, which was danced

The Shits played raucous music, which was danced to by immature virgins in middleless dresses. — Robert Sheckley

Shits Quotes By Scott Hawkins: They were all staring at him now, the

They were all staring at him now, the way dumb shits sometimes did when you surprised them. — Scott Hawkins

Shits Quotes By Julie Kagawa: Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place

Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles. — Julie Kagawa

Shits Quotes By Larry Kramer: Well, kid, I have seen the future and

Well, kid, I have seen the future and it shits. — Larry Kramer

Shits Quotes By Ernest Cline: he appeared to have run out of shits

he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. Today, — Ernest Cline

Shits Quotes By William S. Burroughs: A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on

A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, Mmmm, that's my rich substance. — William S. Burroughs

Shits Quotes By Ernie Lindsey: Seagull owner?" "Flies in, shits on everything, and

Seagull owner?" "Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves. — Ernie Lindsey

Shits Quotes By Darynda Jones: Since killing people is illegal, can I have

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones

Shits Quotes By Tina Reber: Ryan Refereeing to Ian Somerhold:He Shits too, you

Ryan Refereeing to Ian Somerhold:
He Shits too, you know — Tina Reber

Shits Quotes By Margaret Atwood: There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood

Shits Quotes By Tyne O'Connell: It's called joining the property market - and

It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress — Tyne O'Connell

Shits Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites,

Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Shits Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys

Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Shits Quotes By Dale Peck: I always hoped that I would settle down

I always hoped that I would settle down with someone. Marriage, I could really give two shits about, as an institution, but it makes things easier. — Dale Peck