Shits Quotes: top 43 famous quotes about Shits

Shits Quotes & Sayings

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It's difficult to continue loving someone who shits on you. — Gene Wilder

It's always a metaphor when a bird shits on your head. — Seth Kupchick

Everything is better when it shits on a ritz. — Stephen King

Generally speaking, the best people nowadays go into journalism, the second best into business, the rubbish into politics and the shits into law — Auberon Waugh

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits. — Dave Mustaine

Nothing. It's just that most smart people are perfect shits. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Black boots, said Rawlins. Aint that the shits? I always wanted to be a badman. — Cormac McCarthy

It makes me wonder what this rapping shits a hobby for, oh that's right, because I'm gifted in another field, and another field, and another field. — Donald Glover

But it seems that the most beautiful women always go for the most horrible shits, the most obvious fakes. — Charles Bukowski

Sometimes i pretend to be childish just for some shits! — Kimmy

Great Paddy Shits in the Mornin', Elora! He's a vampire! No' a stray dog! — Victoria Danann

A cockroach has no soul. Yet it runs and eats and shits and fucks and breeds. It has no soul, yet it lives a full life. Just like you. — David Wong

It's mind-blowing and delicious and better
than finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds at
the end of a rainbow. — Tara Sivec

May they all be stricken with the screaming fire-shits. He sipped his — Scott Lynch

You don't know shits I through in my life. You don't know how many times I've fucked. You don't know me. — Francisca Olivia

When you're on a boat, 15 nautical miles off the coast and you're with a bunch of fishermen, they don't give two shits about who you are. — Tanc Sade

Bears shit in the woods, and everyone shits on Beartown — Fredrik Backman

Jesus. Why couldn't he have had boys? All boys. Little fucking shits like Cage. A whole slew of 'em he could throw condoms at and be done with it. — Madeline Sheehan

We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits. — Dane Cook

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould

I'm a guy. I pee and I miss the toilet. I take shits. I eat cheeseburgers. I watch baseball and drink beer. — Jasinda Wilder

satisfied. Satisfaction is like a fucking unicorn that shits glitter and diamonds. It doesn't exist. — Stevie J. Cole

When life shits on you, sometimes you have to be your own superhero. — S.C. Stephens

Is it two? Three? Leave a good tip, Imma blow all my money and don't give two shits. — Nicki Minaj

Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

I'm the happiness fairy. I just sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile. This shits expensive. — Elle Christensen

Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which was a good thing, because he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. — Ernest Cline

In truth I was manufacturing a brick wall of shits. — Jonathan Safran Foer

The Founding Fathers were nothing more than a bunch of snobby English shits. — Donald Freed

The Shits played raucous music, which was danced to by immature virgins in middleless dresses. — Robert Sheckley

They were all staring at him now, the way dumb shits sometimes did when you surprised them. — Scott Hawkins

Right, cause I'm bleeding all over the place for shits and giggles. — Julie Kagawa

Well, kid, I have seen the future and it shits. — Larry Kramer

he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century. Today, — Ernest Cline

A coprophage calls for a plate, shits on it and eats the shit, exclaiming, Mmmm, that's my rich substance. — William S. Burroughs

Seagull owner?" "Flies in, shits on everything, and then leaves. — Ernie Lindsey

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet — Darynda Jones

Ryan Refereeing to Ian Somerhold:
He Shits too, you know — Tina Reber

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits. — Margaret Atwood

It's called joining the property market - and it shits on war for stress — Tyne O'Connell

Wanted: A dog that neither barks nor bites, eats broken glass and shits diamonds. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Some boys... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

I always hoped that I would settle down with someone. Marriage, I could really give two shits about, as an institution, but it makes things easier. — Dale Peck