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The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance.
— Shelley Berman
I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.
— Shelley Berman
Really, lies are so easy to tell when you don't care anymore, or when you have lost all shame. That is my truth.
— Mia Asher
The most memorable performance was my appearance in concert in Carnegie Hall. The first standup to do so.
— Shelley Berman
She'd abandoned the animal she loved as she herself had been abandoned repeatedly in the past by people who had claimed to love her.
— Flora Rheta Schreiber
As much experience, education and awareness as one can attain is important for a comedian.
— Shelley Berman
Well there you go. Even a psychopath recognized your worth enough to want to kill someone else first.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. — Richelle Mead
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. — Richelle Mead
Although the sinner does not believe in Hell, he shall nevertheless go there if he has the misfortune to die in mortal sin.
— Anthony Mary Claret
Sex pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken.
— Simone De Beauvoir
The Nobel Prize is without doubt the highest honour, the most coveted honour, which can be bestowed on a scientist.
— Charles Glover Barkla
I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
— Shelley Berman
As a culture I see us as presently deprived of subtleties. The music is loud, the anger is elevated, sex seems lacking in sweetness and privacy.
— Shelley Berman
I am careful with my material and presentation.
— Shelley Berman
Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside.
— Shelley Berman
We teach reading, writing and math by [having students do] them. But we teach democracy by lecture.
— Shelley Berman
I respect Jay-Z. I like him.
— Paul Anka
Unquestionably, standup comedy is and has always been an art form.
— Shelley Berman
By nature I am curious about life, and this extends to my business.
— Richard Branson
My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's.
— Shelley Berman
The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.
— Shelley Berman
I was an actor before becoming a comedian.
— Shelley Berman
Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge.
— Shelley Berman
My whole act is confession.
— Shelley Berman
I will always love to perform standup comedy.
— Shelley Berman
Incidentally, I'm still looking for acting work, my first love.
— Shelley Berman