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My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
— Rodney Dangerfield
She'll probably want to, once I show her how; as near as I can make out, most women, even young ones like her, like to cook: it's an instinct.
— Philip K. Dick
I've always said I have nothing against a woman doing anything a man can do as long as she gets home in time to cook dinner.
— Barry Goldwater
I don't suppose you cook?" Tucker inquired hopefully.
"Did you think because she can start fires she'd be great with a grill? Gator asked. — Christine Feehan
"Did you think because she can start fires she'd be great with a grill? Gator asked. — Christine Feehan
Whatever can be done another day can be done today.
— Michel De Montaigne
But the thought is one thing, the deed is another, and another yet is the image of the deed. The wheel of causality does not roll between them.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Being an assassin means knowing when to kill - and when not to kill.
— Jennifer Estep
I was struck all on a heap.
— Richard Brinsley Sheridan