Shakespeare Humor Quotes
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Shakespeare Humor Quotes & Sayings
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The thing about Shakespeare is you can only read his books if someone is making you.
— Gabrielle Zevin
I gave you all!" screeched Lear, waving a palsied claw at Regan."And you took your bloody time giving it, too, you senile old fuck," said Regan. — Christopher Moore
I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head.
— P.G. Wodehouse
In the State of Denmark there was the odor of decay ...
— Roger Zelazny
To be, or not to be: what a question!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
— Tallulah Bankhead
Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story ... Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91)
— L.M. Montgomery
My dull brain was wrought with things forgotten.
— William Shakespeare
Beatrice: I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior Benedick: nobody marks you.Benedick: What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? — William Shakespeare
And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.
— Anthony Bourdain
Such a mad marriage never was before.
— William Shakespeare
The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.
— Kim Askew
BEROWNE: What time o' day?ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask. — William Shakespeare
Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
— William Shakespeare
Ha. "Against my will I am sent to bid you come into dinner." There's a double meaning in that. -Benedick (Much Ado) — William Shakespeare
As Shakespeare says, if you're going to do a thing you might as well pop right at it and get it over.
— P.G. Wodehouse
These are sad days in literature. Homer is dead. Shakespeare is dead. And I myself am not feeling at all well.
— Mark Twain
Here comes a pair of very strange beast, which in all tongues are called "fools".
— Bill Shakespeare
If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look.
— Jasper Fforde
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
— Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
He kills her in her own humor.
— William Shakespeare
Again? Honestly, do you guys think she's hiding in Shakespeare's Sonnets? - Tina Lewis — R.J. Morse, R.J. Brookes
A man can smile and smile yet still be a villain,' I quoted. (Or misquoted. It was probably Shakespeare, most quotations seem to be.)
— Trisha Ashley
I'm never growing up, I'll just sit in the corner of time and sip my juice box petulantly and judge your terrible Hamlet adaptations.
— Rhiannon McGavin
Who knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.
— William Shakespeare
We will meet; and there we may rehearse mostobscenely and courageously.
Shakespeare, Midsummer Night's Dream. Spoken by Bottom, Act I Sc. 2 — William Shakespeare
Everybody needs a career manager."- Lady Macbeth
— Robert Lynn Asprin
To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, I wish I had known this some time ago.
— Roger Zelazny
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don't call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
— William Collins
What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.
— Reduced Shakespeare Company
