Segel Quotes
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Segel Quotes & Sayings
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The first thing a proprietor learns, and painfully at that, is: Trust is fine, but control is better.
— Elfriede Jelinek
Divorce is just as contagious as Marriage.
— M.G. Hardie
My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it.
— Jason Segel
I suppose we all hit a point when no one has to describe fear & confusion for us anymore, a point when life carves it into us.
— Josh James Riebock
A person who is tired of London is not necessarily tired of life; it might be that he just can't find a parking place.
— Paul Theroux
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
— Jason Segel
That's how fear grows. When you keep it locked inside and never let it out, it starts to eat you alive.
— Jason Segel
When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.
— Jason Segel
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
— Jason Segel
People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men.
— Jason Segel
When we seek the gaze of another, it isn't always our partner we're turning away from, but the person we have ourselves become.
— Esther Perel
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
— Jason Segel
She loves me-she just doesn't know it yet.
— Peter Hedges
The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.
— Jason Segel
