Segel Quotes: top 28 famous quotes about Segel

Segel Quotes & Sayings

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The first thing a proprietor learns, and painfully at that, is: Trust is fine, but control is better. — Elfriede Jelinek

I was a huge Muppet fan growing up. I want to bring it back to the early '80s Muppet movies, when the scripts could have been performed by humans. — Jason Segel

I like to be challenged acting wise and I like to do things that I'm scared of. — Jason Segel

Divorce is just as contagious as Marriage. — M.G. Hardie

My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it. — Jason Segel

One of the pitfalls of a romantic comedy is that you know how it's going to end. — Jason Segel

For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame. — Jason Segel

I suppose we all hit a point when no one has to describe fear & confusion for us anymore, a point when life carves it into us. — Josh James Riebock

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' — Jason Segel

A person who is tired of London is not necessarily tired of life; it might be that he just can't find a parking place. — Paul Theroux

That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny. — Jason Segel

That's how fear grows. When you keep it locked inside and never let it out, it starts to eat you alive. — Jason Segel

When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man. — Jason Segel

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise. — Jason Segel

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area. — Jason Segel

No, no, no, don't ... Don't ask me to stop, Layla, I can't do it." ... "My God, just ... please." He kissed my neck again. "Please, Layla. — T. Torrest

No one should ever take them self or others too seriously."

~R. Alan Woods [2012] — R. Alan Woods

I've been 6'4 since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon. — Jason Segel

People have a lot less leniency for some reason for women straying from a relationship than they do for men. — Jason Segel

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer. — Jason Segel

The power dynamics in a relationship are going to be fluid over a long period of time, so to wait for 'perfect' is going to be a mistake. — Jason Segel

When we seek the gaze of another, it isn't always our partner we're turning away from, but the person we have ourselves become. — Esther Perel

You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. — Jason Segel

Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. — Jason Segel

She loves me-she just doesn't know it yet. — Peter Hedges

The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically. — Jason Segel

I wouldn't make fun of someone's nightmares until you've slept a night in his pajamas. — Jason Segel

Don't assume there is only one way. Don't assume that mistakes are a bad thing. Don't think for one minute that everyone agrees with what 'good' is. — Robert Genn