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Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? — Carrot Top

When it comes to their capacity to screw things up, computers are becoming more human every day. — Seth Lloyd

The most powerful teaching moments are the ones where you screw up. — Brene Brown

If people let other people alone, people would be better off. It's always people that screw things up for people anyway. — Nora Roberts

Mordechai, I swear that if you screw up and kill me, I'm going to be pissed. If I end up a ghost, I'm gonna be kicking your ghost ass for eternity. — Larry Correia

Most people don't need the help of strangers to screw up their lives; most of them are quite capable of doing it themselves! — Lisa Gardner

Those who do remember it will find new ways to screw it up. — Charles Wolfe

I would rather screw up trying my best. — Alexandra

One good thing about animation is that, if you do screw up a line, they won't use it. You can keep going until it's right. — Jim Cummings

If [Bush's] successors don't screw it up, within 10 years NASA will have us back to where we belong
on other worlds. — Charles Krauthammer

Music is the language of the heart, and conservatives always screw it up. — Glenn Beck

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life. — Dean Winchester

Stage is much more intimidating than going before the cameras, because you can really screw up, and can't do a retake. — Daniel Radcliffe

I screw up on the delay settings, so pretty much everything is manually done by me - I don't have those presets like the Edge has. — Joey Santiago

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer. — Penn Jillette

I really wanted something, giving myself permission to screw up wasn't an option — Tara Kelly

If, one day, you find yourself involved in a dirty game, keep in mind that you end up screwed unless you screw your opponent over. — Gina Wings

I don't want to screw this up, Julia. I don't ever want to be a person who hurts you. — Charles Sheehan-Miles

I think people would be suprised at how much we curse when we screw up. I'm like somebody with Tourette's Syndrome. — George Eads

There is no idea so brilliant or original that a sufficiently-untalented writer can't screw it up. — Raymond E. Feist

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up. — Cory Arcangel

I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day. — Anna Paquin

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why Pixar's goal is to screw up as fast as possible. — Lee Unkrich

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman's life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me - not forever, but periodically. — Janet Evanovich

I want the troops from Great Britain and the U.S. to be successful, but by the same token, Afghanistan has always been a screw-up. — Clint Eastwood

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner. — Kerri Walsh

It's an odd thing- the softer and more easily hurt a woman is the better she can screw herself up to do what has to be done. — E. Nesbit

Really, some cases shouldn't even smell the court room. Screw Habaeus Corpus, lock up the criminal and have the keys thrown away. — S.A. David

Parents, they'll screw you up every time. — Chuck Palahniuk

I didn't know what was worse: to have your shot and screw it up, or to never have had a shot in the first place. — Danielle Paige

Well, if the kid screws up, then I'll just have to kick his ass. — Dante Alighieri

When you screw up in the ring, it's so embarrassing. But the fans don't know you screwed up unless you act like you just made a mistake. — Jake Roberts

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up — Heather Brewer

What one wants to do with stories is screw them up. — William H Gass

General fiction is pretty much about ways that people get into problems and screw their lives up. Science fiction is about everything else. — Marvin Minsky

Guess what, love, you will [screw up]. So will he. It's what you do with it once you've screwed up that matters. — Kimberly Lauren

I know I'm probably still destined to screw things up with Sutton but I've decided, until then, my soul was her bitch. — Anonymous

Love is a simple thing by nature, people just like to screw it up and make it heavier than it is meant to be. That's why it's earned such a bad name. — Nicole Williams

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else. — Lee Iacocca

If you screw things up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass. — Randall "Tex" Cobb

People who are chronically tardy never understand the many ways in which they screw up the schedules of people who are punctual and 'normal' ... — Lauren Kate

Our parents can continue to screw us up even after they die, and in this way, they're never really gone. — Jonathan Tropper

When people screw up, give them a second chance. — Richard Branson

Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time. — Scott Adams

Sometimes I thought it might be nice not to make any choices. If I never had one, I could never screw it up. — Jim Butcher

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly. — Neal Shusterman

Well, I figure if you're gonna screw things up by skipping school, the day better be worth it. — Katie Klein

There is only so much I can understand and not screw up. — David Krumholtz

Forgive yourself and be ready to forgive yourself in the future. You're gonna screw up. It's okay. — David D. Burns

You might say what if I screw up? Then screw up big! Go for it! Do a big screw-up! — Tony Robbins

Up until my first book was published, I had all this potential, people would say, and I screwed up. After it, I could say: 'No, I didn't screw up.' — Robert M. Pirsig

Listen to me: die after me, all right? I don't care what else you do, where you go, how you screw up your life, just ... survive. Outlive me, please. — Tracy Letts

The way you make something happen is to do something that a fool could screw up. — Seth Godin

Sometimes if you jump into something too quickly, you can screw up something that might have been good two years down the road. — Dolly Parton

I'm not a yeller. My theory is that no one goes out there trying to screw up. — Amy Ruley

Gwen was determined to screw it up, but had not yet seen how. — Daniel Handler

To err is human. To really screw up requires the root password." - UNKNOWN — Kevin Behr

The more time you have to think things through, the more you have to screw it up. — Clint Eastwood

Get good at being a troublemaker and saying sorry when you really screw up — Tim Ferriss

You need to screw up to learn. You need to experience to create greatness. — Laurie Faria Stolarz

You wanna Know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who's still there. — Jeffree Star

There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life. — Brandon Thomas

Assumption is the mother of the screw-up. — Angelo Donghia

In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today? — Nicki Elson

I just screw up and fake it up. — Deyth Banger

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise — Caitlin Moran

If you really screw up, send roses. — Letitia Baldrige

One chance, One life. Make it or screw it up, it's your choice. Don't wait to long or your time will be up. — Stephen Burt

Screwing up is hardly a major mistake. Sometimes your wrong choices bring you to the right places. — Shannon L. Alder

There is someone out there, watching us screw up and waiting for the day we come face to face and explain ourselves. — C.E. Dimond

Multitasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time. — Gary Keller

In our system of government, an opposition party doesn't have the ability to pass legislation, but it has the ability to massively screw things up. — Alex Pareene

I wasn't a pain in the ass when I was a kid. So I think being a screw-up as an adult is way more acceptable. — Daniel Tosh

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things. — Neil Cavuto

in my four months of legal cramming I'd learned the law is full of technicalities. Technicalities are what screw up justice. Wilcox — Frank W. Abagnale

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business. — Charlie Munger

I though I screwed everything up," I say.
He smiles. "You're only one person. In the whole universe. You can't screw everything up. — Caela Carter

I can't promise you I won't ever screw up, but I can promise you that every single day I wake up, I will love you more then the day before. — T.K. Chapin

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything. — Mark Thornton

We moved in silence for a moment and I said, "How did we screw this all up so badly, John?"
He shook his head. "We always find a way. — David Wong

It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up whatever you're trying to say. — Chuck Palahniuk

Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. — Daniel Handler

Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. — Regina Brett

Love can really screw you up before you learn to live with it. — Nora Roberts

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

There are only two things that can screw this up for us: you and me."
"Then we're doomed for sure. — Ilona Andrews

Whenever you come across a screw-up this big, you know the government is behind it. — Ann Coulter

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously. — Jeremy Clarkson

Actors, I have to say, most of the time, they elevate things; they don't screw things up most of the time. — Michael Douglas

I want to keep doing as much work as I can, and I want to keep the level high. I'm wondering if something is going to happen to me to screw it up. — Harvey Pekar

We all screw up. We all wish we were stronger than we are, and not one of us will get through this life without regret. — Swati Avasthi

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it. — Will Ferrell

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much. — Steve Martin

In software, speed to market, speed to learning is really key. In hardware, if you screw it up, you're dead. So accuracy really matters. — Reid Hoffman

I'd rather get up early and go out and do something than stay up late and screw up my body. — Mike Shinoda

Some people go to bed at night thinking, 'That was a good day.' I am one of those who worries and asks, 'How did I screw up today?' — Tom Hanks

But it does make you feel smaller, which is a relief in some ways. When you screw up, it seems less terrible. all these people, everybody screwing up. — Rebecca Scherm

Screw the daring tough guy image, what happened with us broke me. — Steph Campbell

It's okay to screw up. It's what we do afterward that defines us. — Susan Mallery