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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.
— Jim Benton
How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying!
— Tanya Masse
But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick.
— Beth Revis
[I]t is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best.
— Mark Haddon
I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true.
— Vilmos Zsigmond
If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass.
— Lewis Black