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Scientists Funny Quotes By Richard Roberts: We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker

We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record. — Richard Roberts

Scientists Funny Quotes By Jim Benton: I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to

I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out. — Jim Benton

Scientists Funny Quotes By Tanya Masse: How is it that food STILL contains calories

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It's like scientists aren't even trying! — Tanya Masse

Scientists Funny Quotes By Beth Revis: But of course these are scientists. Tell them

But of course these are scientists. Tell them to leave something alone, and all they want to do is poke it with a stick. — Beth Revis

Scientists Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Why do scientists call it research when looking

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? — Steven Wright

Scientists Funny Quotes By Mark Haddon: [I]t is funny because economists are not real

[I]t is funny because economists are not real scientists, and because logicians think more clearly, but mathematicians are best. — Mark Haddon

Scientists Funny Quotes By Vilmos Zsigmond: I love to make movies about young people

I love to make movies about young people - young scientists that are inventing things and all the writing they did was very funny and very true. — Vilmos Zsigmond

Scientists Funny Quotes By Lewis Black: If you don't drink 56 bottles of water

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

Scientists Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! — Jimmy Carr