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It's relaxing sometimes, just being human.
— Amy Schumer
Inaction is perhaps the greatest mistake of all.
— Chuck Schumer
You have to show Israel that it's not going to be forced to do things it doesn't want to do and can't do.
— Chuck Schumer
Don't feel bad for me. I think I'm, like, so pretty.
— Amy Schumer
Anyone who thinks they have a monopoly on truth, and there is only one way to see the world, always gets us into trouble.
— Chuck Schumer
I always did plays, I got the comedic roles in college ... or, uh, the ones that would get naked.
— Amy Schumer
Arafat was a barrier to peace.
— Chuck Schumer
We all accept too easily that life has to be hard and forget to make sure we have the most fun we can.
— Amy Schumer
In today's competitive economy, to stand still is to die.
— Chuck Schumer
There are very close ties between the Jewish and Mormon people.
— Chuck Schumer
I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value.
— Amy Schumer
Democrats don't relate to middle-class people.
— Chuck Schumer
Mr. Snowden is a coward who has chosen to run.
— Chuck Schumer
The saddest revelation I've had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people.
— Amy Schumer
Bigotry has always been the poison of America, and we oughta do everything to eradicate it with no excuses or explanations.
— Chuck Schumer
We're here to tell the NRA their nightmare is true ...
— Charles Schumer
I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
— Amy Schumer
I'm glad I struggled. I think I'd be an asshole if my money were anything other than the "new" kind.
— Amy Schumer
I am crushing so hard on Amy Schumer. Women like her who have chosen to stand up for themselves and face the bullies are being so embraced.
— Anne Hathaway
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
I am not special just because I'm famous right now.
— Amy Schumer
He presented to the world the facade of a certain kind of man who wasn't really there.
— Amy Schumer
I say if I'm beautiful. I say if I'm strong. You will not determine my story - I will.
— Amy Schumer
Nothing good ever happens in a blackout. I've never woken up and been like, 'What is this Pilates mat doing out?'
— Amy Schumer
Reclassification is the best way to for us to preserve the Internet as an unfettered tool for communication and the sharing of ideas.
— Chuck Schumer
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You do have to change things as warfare changes.
— Chuck Schumer
When someone takes a private photo, on a private cell phone, it should remain just that: private.
— Chuck Schumer
I'm still proud of a lot of my jokes when I started.
— Amy Schumer
Well, I think it's too early to call Fallujah a failure.
— Chuck Schumer
Soft money will find its way and seep into the political system and corrode it, unless we plug every hole.
— Chuck Schumer
Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
— Lewis Black
I think it's a little insulting, a bit insulting to American workers when Rand Paul says that unemployment insurance is a disservice.
— Chuck Schumer
Smells, I think, may be the last thing on earth to die.
— Fern Schumer Chapman
First of all, nobody can be innocent and wise at the same time. That's another one of those impossible combinations.
— Amy Schumer
I am a hot-blooded fire and I am fearless.
— Amy Schumer
To those like Mitt Romney who want to take us backwards, let's send a strong message in November: as we say in Brooklyn, 'Fuhgeddaboutit.'
— Chuck Schumer
We had to break up, though. We wanted different things - like he wanted kids and I wanted him to hear.
— Amy Schumer
Economic conservatives like immigration reform, and in fact, many of them supported the bill that John McCain and I put together in the Senate.
— Chuck Schumer
Wall Street excesses helped lead to the Great Recession.
— Chuck Schumer
The way that these girls keep themselves skinny is awful, isn't it? By vomiting or using hard drugs - which I can't afford.
— Amy Schumer
Candidates With Deeply Held Christian Beliefs Are Unfit and Disqualified From Serving As A Federal Judge.
— Charles Schumer
When one has success, the answer is not to undo that success. It is to continue what has been done.
— Chuck Schumer
Have kids; have a lot of kids. Start early and keep having them.
— Chuck Schumer
We need to make sure middle-class people are able to pay the bills. We need to make sure that poor people don't starve. Those are values, too.
— Chuck Schumer
You know, we have three branches of government. We have a House. We have a Senate. We have a President.
— Chuck Schumer
I'd like to see the health care professionals making decisions, not some bureaucrat in Indianapolis working for an insurance company.
— Chuck Schumer
The Tea Party people are ideologues. They are right, and no one can change their minds. There is no reason for compromise.
— Chuck Schumer
Unfortunately, the administration's plan is an ounce of cure for a pound of problems.
— Charles Schumer
I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights. Decisions ought to be made by doctors, not accountants.
— Chuck Schumer
Obviously, there are conservatives who are in the mainstream and conservatives who would take people's rights away.
— Charles Schumer
To introduce a whole new tax regime, that would be modern tax reform. But that's too big a task.
— Chuck Schumer
I think we could be at a tipping point
— Charles Schumer
It is essential that all Americans take the time to honor and remember those individuals who gave their lives in defense of our liberty.
— Chuck Schumer
We're going to hammer guns on the anvil of relentless legislative strategy! We're going to beat guns into submission!
— Charles Schumer
We tend to talk, Democrats, as a party, in legislative terms.
— Chuck Schumer
tactics for negotiating with adults. I came on pretty strong at my friends' houses because
— Amy Schumer
It's hard out there for a fuzzy little introvert.
— Amy Schumer
I only met Joan Rivers once. But when she passed away, it felt like a part of me went away, too.
— Amy Schumer
Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?
— Amy Schumer
The bottom line is very simple. You negotiate on this, they will up the ante for the debt ceiling.
— Charles Schumer
So I want my kids to go to public schools because I think it's a better education overall.
— Chuck Schumer
As long as the Palestinians send terrorists onto school buses and to nightclubs to blow up people, Israel has no choice but to build the fence.
— Chuck Schumer
The saddest realization I've had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that moment.
— Amy Schumer
Any party that writes off 25, 30, 35 percent of the American people is not going to be a winner.
— Chuck Schumer
I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank you.
— Amy Schumer
The last couple of roles I missed out on went to Jennifer Hudson, Jessica Biel and Olivia Wilde.
— Amy Schumer
The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.
— Amy Schumer
If we say the Geneva Convention is obsolete, then what do others who have our soldiers say?
— Chuck Schumer
I want to attract the best people into teaching.
— Chuck Schumer
I asked for a glass of Chardonnay. And in a 9/11-like twist, they didn't have any. They offered me Pinot.
— Amy Schumer
