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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
— Charles M. Schulz
Here's Joe Cool hanging around the student union
— Charles M. Schulz
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
— Charles M. Schulz
Hello, Sally? Let me talk to Chuck, will you?"
"I think he's lost in the woods."
"I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you? — Charles M. Schulz
"I think he's lost in the woods."
"I know what you mean, but let me talk to him, will you? — Charles M. Schulz
It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
— Charles M. Schulz
The EU is an unique project that replaced war with peace, hate with solidarity. Overwhelming emotion for awarding of Nobel prize to EU
— Martin Schulz
If it is sweet to be right, then - let's not deny it - it is downright savory to point out that someone else is wrong.
— Kathryn Schulz
I am Captain James Hook! I am no victim; I create them! I do not have bad dreams; I inspire them!
— Heidi Schulz
It's either the flu or love ... The synptoms are the same.
— Charles M. Schulz
What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
— Charles M. Schulz
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
— Charles M. Schulz
I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!
— Charles M. Schulz
Why is it that those who are the most concerned with manners rarely have any themselves?
— Heidi Schulz
Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown.
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. — Charles M. Schulz
Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter. — Charles M. Schulz
It's not attractive at the moment to vouch for the European idea. I still do it, because I believe nothing would be better for our continent.
— Martin Schulz
She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
— Charles M. Schulz
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
— Charles M. Schulz
Jocelyn's stomach lodged another complaint with the management regarding the length of time since breakfast.
— Heidi Schulz
Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
The miracle of your mind isn't that you can see the world as it is. It's that you can see the world as it isn't.
— Kathryn Schulz
There's our excuse ... we'll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
— Charles M. Schulz
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!"
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary! — Charles M. Schulz
"That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary! — Charles M. Schulz
Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz
It's hard to convince people when you're just staring out the window that you're doing your hardest work of the day.
— Charles M. Schulz
It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life ... But I'm beginning to consider it ...
— Charles M. Schulz
This idea began to emerge during the Scientific Revolution, through that era's hallmark development, the scientific method.
— Kathryn Schulz
The thing about friends is, you never know when you might need them. It's always best to keep them imprisoned nearby.
— Heidi Schulz
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
— Charles M. Schulz
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
— Charles M. Schulz
Lucy's polls were sometimes kind of violent.
— Charles M. Schulz
Friendship isn't about who you've known the longest. It's all about the friend who comes and stands by your side in bad times.
— Charles M. Schulz
It pains me to admit this, but Roger was a good sight less stupid than most children.
— Heidi Schulz
There's no point whining about missed opportunities.
— Martin Schulz
I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
Under the imaginary table that separates me from my readers, don't we secretly clasp each other's hands?
— Bruno Schulz
Reliance on other people's knowledge ... buys us all a lot of time. It also buys us, in essence, many billions of prosthetic brains.
— Kathryn Schulz
It's your money or you'll be wearing cement shoes - Peppermint Patty
— Charles M. Schulz
Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
— Charles M. Schulz
That has to be the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life.
— Charles M. Schulz
One moment, please ... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.
— Charles M. Schulz
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
— Charles M. Schulz
Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month ... "
"That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard. — Charles M. Schulz
"That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard. — Charles M. Schulz
Everyone cites [Charles Schulz], but it's with good reason. He taught me timing, tone, character development, practically everything.
— Stephan Pastis
And one's wandering proved as sterile and pointless as the excitement produced by a close study of pornographic albums.
— Bruno Schulz
That's the secret to life ... replace one worry with another.
— Charles M. Schulz
All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!
— Charles M. Schulz
What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?
— Charles M. Schulz
Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!
— Charles M. Schulz
If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!
— Charles M. Schulz
If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.
— Kathryn Schulz
If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
— Charles M. Schulz
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy ... How can I ever forget them ...
— Charles M. Schulz
You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
— Charles M. Schulz
There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people ... Religion, Politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
— Charles M. Schulz
I believe it is wrong to give Moscow a rebate on Ukraine sanctions because of Syria.
— Martin Schulz
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
— Charles M. Schulz
A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.
— Charles M. Schulz
All you need is love,
But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
But a little bit of chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. — Charles M. Schulz
The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.
— Charles M. Schulz
They were villages forgotten in the depth of time, peopled by creatures chained forever to their tiny destinies.
— Bruno Schulz
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
— Charles M. Schulz
For many people, politics in Brussels and Strasbourg might as well be happening on another planet.
— Martin Schulz
What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil ... Gee ... It's got teeth marks all over it ... She nibbles her pencil ... She's human!
— Charles M. Schulz
If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.
— Charles M. Schulz
Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.
— Charles M. Schulz
Life is like a game, Charlie Brown ... Sometimes you win ... Sometimes you lose."
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs. — Charles M. Schulz
"I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs. — Charles M. Schulz
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
— Charles M. Schulz
Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!
— Charles M. Schulz
No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.
— Charles M. Schulz
Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.
— Charles M. Schulz
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
— Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about ... That always worries me!
— Charles M. Schulz
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
— Charles M. Schulz
Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.
— Charles M. Schulz
There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.
— Charles M. Schulz
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
— Charles M. Schulz
Like a ten-speed bike,most of us have gears we don't use.
— Charles M. Schulz
Years are like candy bars ... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
— Charles M. Schulz
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
— Charles M. Schulz
Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!
— Charles M. Schulz
One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry ...
— Charles M. Schulz
I want to know about life! I want some real answers ... "
"Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer! — Charles M. Schulz
"Five."
"Five?!"
"I thought that was a pretty good answer! — Charles M. Schulz
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere.
— Charles M. Schulz
I can usually find my own way out of whatever dicey literary or linguistic situations I wander into, but I have to work much harder at the science.
— Kathryn Schulz
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
— Charles M. Schulz
You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.
— Charles M. Schulz
Take away the ability of an intelligent, principled, hard-working mind to get it wrong, and you take away the whole thing.
— Kathryn Schulz
If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.
— Charles M. Schulz
See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo."
"He says he's not your sweet babboo."
"What does he know? — Charles M. Schulz
"He says he's not your sweet babboo."
"What does he know? — Charles M. Schulz
Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness ... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.
— Charles M. Schulz
All is well ... That's my new philosophy ...
— Charles M. Schulz
Your stupidity is appalling!"
"Most stupidity is! — Charles M. Schulz
"Most stupidity is! — Charles M. Schulz
Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.
— Charles M. Schulz
I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.
— Charles M. Schulz
Both doubt and certainty are as contagious as the common cold
— Kathryn Schulz