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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off! — Henny Youngman

I can't really say I'm batting badly. I'm not batting long enough to be batting badly — Greg Chappell

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire! — Shannon Hale

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

He says black, I say white and we do grey — Lazaro Hernandez

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

I was just wondering, what would you say to a pair of kittens?"
""Hi, snack food? — Kaje Harper

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say. — Alfred Hitchcock

It's funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. I'm not that. I don't want to be that. — Kellan Lutz

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them! — George Carlin

Life has a funny way of testing you to see if you really want, what you say you want. — Turcois Ominek

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' — Ricky Gervais

Welcome to a new year at Hogwarts! Before we begin our banquet, I would like to say a few words. And here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak! — J.K. Rowling

Hayden?"
"Yes,Gia?"
"Nothing I just wanted to say your name — Kasie West

It's funny how guilty people start to question your spirituality and education only because they have nothing to say that will justify their faults. — J.B. Albano

I never say a funny thing intentionally. — Jayne Meadows

I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid. — Will Forte

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree. Plus, it's free, has no bad side effects and is available to EVERYONE. — Mindy Levy

This funny thing we call love, how simple it may seem. To say it is sometimes enough but to feel it is a dream. — Raneem Kayyali

I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. — Janeane Garofalo

Just when I think I have nothing to say, the characters start to speak. Writing is funny like that. — J.D. Barker

They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge. — Steven Wright

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

I want to see this video," I say.
"Seriously?" asks Tattoo. "Want popcorn too? — Susan Ee

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. — Tommy Cooper

When I tell people I'm a comedian they say, 'Oh, are you funny?' I say, 'No, it's not that kind of comedy.' — Susan Sarandon

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman