Funny Halloween Quotes
Collection of top 21 famous quotes about Funny Halloween
Funny Halloween Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Halloween quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There are things about guys who are in the army. They're very particular, they have to be.
— Daniel Craig
I was pretty bad. When I first was diagnosed with kidney failure, my function - the function of my kidney was less than 8 percent.
— Natalie Cole
You ain't worth a greased lack pin to ram you into hell.
— John Steinbeck
Better be wrong to a stranger than be wrong to your husband - Treacherous Desires Book
— Kritika Sharma
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
— Henny Youngman
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
— Gary Gulman
I say - I don't mind betting this is the most popular thing Campbell ever did. Nothing in life became him like the leaving of it, eh, what?
— Dorothy L. Sayers
Some people believe that they should have two different lives, and one is what they show on TV and one is their personal life. I am not that person.
— Bethenny Frankel
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
I am kind of being a little selective in what I do, so it takes a little bit longer, but it's worth it in the end.
— Chrissie Fit
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— Nicholas Sparks
Nobody ever washes a rental car.
— Scott J. Simmerman Ph.D.
There's something very romantic about self-destruction and sabotaging your life, and taking a hammer to it.
— Gerard Way
As soon as you start making a record, things start getting lined up: the promotion, possibly even a tour.
— Phil Collins
