Saturday Night Live Alex Trebek Quotes

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls. — Charles Barkley

The enemies of intellectual liberty always try to present their case as a plea for discipline versus individualism. — George Orwell

No, Sherlock doesn't need another brain. But he could benefit from an extra heart. — Guy Adams

Wars are caused by unprotected wealth. — Douglas MacArthur

If I woke up and didn't have Tourette's syndrome, it would feel weird - not better or worse, just different. — Tim Howard

We cannot break God's laws - but we can break ourselves against them. — Maude Royden

For me, movies should be visual. If you want dialogue, you should read a book. — Vilmos Zsigmond

I think part of the appeal of Antarctica is experiencing some sort of power, the forces of the natural world. — Jon Krakauer

Jesus took the tree of death so you could have the tree of life. — Timothy Keller

I'm a Bristol person too, I lived in Bristol during the war. — Julian Glover