Sassy Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Sassy

Sassy Quotes & Sayings

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You are a tedious fool. — William Shakespeare

Why, thou deboshed fish thou ... Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster? — William Shakespeare

Just saw a woman with a t-shirt that said southern and sassy, it's all good. Well madame, I beg to differ, it is in fact, not 'all good'. — Dov Davidoff

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky. — Katy Perry

What you do to me, Julia, your fucking sassy mouth, your tight little body ... I want to make you do such bad things. — Alessandra Torre

Thou lump of foul deformity! — William Shakespeare

If I could destroy the world, don't you think I could fight off the queen of the Fells? Crow snorted. — Cinda Williams Chima

Thy food is such
As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs. — William Shakespeare

Sassy, that lady totally wanted to scramble your eggs. — Mariana Zapata

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it. — Al Yankovic

I love the sassy skinnies; that's what I usually wear. — Jenna Ushkowitz

Vile worm, thou wast o'erlook'd even in thy birth. — William Shakespeare

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am. — Rihanna

He is white-livered and red-faced. — William Shakespeare

That's me, keeping things bitchy from open to close." I turned around and gave him my customer service smile. — Katherine McIntyre

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door — Morey Amsterdam

If by fawning, you mean he's a deer, I have a gun, and it's hunting season, then I guess you're right. — Sage Kafsky

Who are you?' Gaia gasped.
The girl froze for a moment.
Looked at her. Smiled and said, 'Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch! — Michael Grant

A fusty nut with no kernel. — William Shakespeare

Go hang yourself, you naughty mocking uncle! — William Shakespeare

Mother, you have my father much offended. — William Shakespeare

My cats are really sassy and sophisticated, but most importantly, they are picky. — Jason Wu

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating. — Janeane Garofalo

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. — Steven Wright

Batman has an impeccable moral compass, he's clever and mysterious, and when fucktards get sassy, he punches them in the face. — Kevin Smith

I'm tired of playing freaking cha-chas, the sassy CIA agent, the best friend homegirl. I'm tired of that! — Melonie Diaz

Just because I'm sassy and have a mouth on me doesn't mean I'm coming from a negative place. — Kesha

To each his own, I supposed, and I had more important things, like my impending death, to worry about. — Sage Kafsky

The princess snorted. "If you haven't figured out by now that I don't care what you think of me, let this be the lesson that sticks. — C.J. Redwine

Wow. Getting sassy, aren't you?" "I am, aren't I?" I asked in amazement. "I didn't know I knew how to do that. — Erin McCarthy

He smiles and kisses my hand. I like it when you're sassy. — Kristen Proby

I was walking down the street. something caught my eye, and dragged it fifteen feet. — Emo Philips

You abilities are too infant-like for doing much alone. — William Shakespeare

One of my personal plights in this business is about playing 'The Sassy Black Girl.' — Gabourey Sidibe

That Damon Matthews," Linda spat. "You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ' damn' as in 'damn, that kid's a worthless sonovabitch'. — Kristen Ashley

When you're the only girl in a family of men, you have to be pretty sassy. — Susan Ford

With Cold Sassy Tree having its first production, I saw no necessity to do anything other than produce it with the correct setting. — Bruce Beresford

I only want one thing of men, and that is, that they should leave me alone. — D.H. Lawrence

The school should teach a class on deciphering obscure images in bad photography. Amanda's photos could make up the textbooks. — Jordan Elizabeth Mierek

No man's pie is freed
From his ambitious finger. — William Shakespeare

She would love him so hard, so completely, so openly and without fear that the universe would shudder at her recklessness. — Lexi George

For such things as you, I can scarce think there's any, ye're so slight. — William Shakespeare

You peasant swain! You whoreson malt-horse drudge! — William Shakespeare

The look on Tanner's face is priceless. I want to take a picture of it, frame it, and hang it over my mantel so I can give it the finger every day. — Eve Jagger

That word sassy - it haunts me. I keep getting the sassy thing. — Wanda Sykes

It just shows how one half of the world doesn't know how three quarts live. — P.G. Wodehouse

It's ok to be sassy, but I'll never be trashy, it's ok to be nasty, but you got to keep it classy now — Joss Stone

A SASSY SOUTHERN FEMALE CAN WRITE A LOVE STORY AS WELL AS A MALE...IF Y'ALL GET MY DRIFT. — Lola Faye Arnold

Here, thou incestuous, murderous, damned Dane,
Drink off this potion! — William Shakespeare

I just admire a funny, confident, sassy woman and hopefully I'm that person. — Denise Bidot

I have balls too. Mine are 3 feet up and multifunctional! — Sassy Sipe

You are what you eat. Which makes me cheap, quick and easy. — Dave Thomas

Women loved that part 'cause K.C. was just sassy. — Marg Helgenberger

A pretty little thing like you with that sassy mouth and no husband or boyfriend? Are you a widow or a workaholic? — Julie Miller

Stay together. Don't die."
"Well, we're all bloody inspired. — James Dashner

Being a writer brings out a sassy woman inside me, and I love her so. — Anna Bayes

Why, this hath not a finger's dignity. — William Shakespeare

I'm a strong person. I'm also very sassy and a little bit angsty sometimes. — Ashley Tisdale

Avaunt, you cullions! — William Shakespeare

Take you me for a sponge? — William Shakespeare

I shall laugh myself to death at this puppy-headed
monster! — William Shakespeare

The jury's still out on your level of intellect. After all, you signed up with Evil Incorporated in the first place. — Katherine McIntyre

You are strangely troublesome. — William Shakespeare

I can see his pride
Peep through each part of him. — William Shakespeare

Here it comes - Little Ms. Sassy Panties. Let me rephrase, Little Mrs. Sassy Panties. — Ella Dominguez

They are hare-brain'd slaves. — William Shakespeare

A very scurvy fellow. — William Shakespeare

There's no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune. — William Shakespeare

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face — Kourtney Kardashian

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer

I wonder that you will still be talking. Nobody marks you. — William Shakespeare

Sometimes sassy, a little bit nasty but always classy. — The Ardent Rose

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. — Mark Twain

Away! Thou'rt poison to my blood. — William Shakespeare

It's hotter in here than a goat's ass in a pepper patch. — Zoe Forward

My cousin's a fool, and thou art another. — William Shakespeare

O you beast!
I'll so maul you and your toasting-iron,
That you shall think the devil is come from hell. — William Shakespeare

They have a plentiful lack of wit. — William Shakespeare

I'm usually cast as the sassy, brassy best friend. — Annie Parisse

When you're breastfeeding, you don't get juicy down there. The juice isn't loose. — Kourtney Kardashian

O braggart vile and damned furious wight! — William Shakespeare

Thou unfit for any place but hell. — William Shakespeare

I like the new scar Captain. — Sarah J. Maas

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

'Things that Never Cross a Man's Mind' is probably one of my favorite upbeat tempo songs because it is just a sassy song, and it's a fun song. — Kellie Pickler

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and jazz hands. — K.R. Grace

Away, you mouldy rogue, away! — William Shakespeare

You had measured how long a fool you were upon the ground. — William Shakespeare

I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth and I loved it. — Kourtney Kardashian

You wanted to ride, my nasty girl, so fucking ride," Sander challenged. — Setta Jay

Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born,
To signify thou camest to bite the world. — William Shakespeare

There is no more mercy in him than there is milk in a male tiger. — William Shakespeare

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train. — Margaret Smith

You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller. — William Shakespeare

Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy — Kim Kardashian

Thou hast the most unsavoury similes. — William Shakespeare

I love that sassy name! Zoozle! — Eileen Granfors

I'm sassy, even though I hate that word! I'm sensitive and cry real easily. — Xosha Roquemore

Our brand is sassy people ripping apart technologists, then going to a party with them. — Kara Swisher

I like to sing along to Annie Lennox and pretend to be as sassy as her. — Sophie Thompson