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Stay with me; I want to be alone
— Joey Lauren Adams
There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from.
— Diana Peterfreund
Sarcasm is a bad mood trying to be clever,
— Sylvie Granotier
As I said, this was my sarcastic summer. It was only long after that I recognized sarcasm as the protest of people who are weak.
— John Knowles
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.
— Laura Pedersen
But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.
— Kevin Hearne
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
— James Gray
Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?
— Derek Landy
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
— Christopher Moore
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
— Marianne Moore
Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.
— John Knowles
I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way ... ""Yes, they do that," said Dumbledore. — J.K. Rowling
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
— Penny Marshall
Sarcasm was a weapon for children.
— Jennifer Echols
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
The only thing that's fair about me is the colour of my hair. People should remember that.
— James McClure
The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.
— Jolene Stockman
Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible.
— Amanda Heger
Only felines were better than humans at sarcasm.
— Gavin G. Smith
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
— Mercedes Lackey
Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!
— Terry Pratchett
The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.
— Brian Clevinger
Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm.
— Kiersten White
I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four — Veronica Roth
The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.
— Donna Lynn Hope
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
If I gave up sarcasm that would leave interpretive dance as my only way of communicating.
— Michael Robotham
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.
— Mora Early
His "devoted" is italicized by sarcasm, underlined by hurt.
— David Levithan
The defense mechanisms of The Imposter are: sarcasm, name-dropping, self-righteousness, the need to impress others and the need for others' approval.
— Manning Brennan
Someone tells me I've been touched by Jesus, I remember.""Not Jesus," he said in all seriousness. "The hand of God. — Gretchen McNeil
I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness
— Meredith Duran
If sarcasm were gold, she would have just made her fortune.
— Karen Hawkins
A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
— Nenia Campbell
Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar." Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair
"Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that.""Exactly," she agreed. — John Wyndham
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
— Christine Warren
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.
— Stephenie Meyer
Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Hi, I'm Dick," I said."Yeah, I've heard that about you. — Mindi Scott
How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.
— Joss Stirling
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
— Cassandra Clare
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
— John Cleese
Sometimes we know people who aretoo wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan
I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta
How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Got anything to eat?" I asked."You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. — Susan Juby
If you don't understand it, it's art.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend. - Laney
— Joann I. Martin Sowles
