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I just want you that's it. All your flaws, mistakes, smiles, giggles, jokes, sarcasm. Everything. I just want you — Sara Quin

Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations. — Ahmed Mostafa

Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen

She could be a fire hazard. Maybe we should remove her from the ship before she spontaneously combusts. — Marissa Meyer

Sir Mark Turner," he said. "I speak with the tongues of a thousand angels. Butterflies follow me wherever I go. Birds sing when I take a breath. — Courtney Milan

If there is no sarcasm, there's no true love towards the mankind — Dmitry Pisarev

Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will. — H.M. Ward

If walls could talk - scratch that, if walls could make sarcastic comments... well, things would be interesting. — Meghan Apriceno Carr

How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail. — Jennifer Salaiz

I love the French for their sarcasm, their irony. I love them for their bad moods. — Marjane Satrapi

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life? — Nicki Elson

Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — P.G. Wodehouse

I'm a silly guy, I love wit and cynicism and sarcasm. — Columbus Short

I'd love to start some movements. What I'm tired of is irony, and sarcasm, and music/movies/what have you, not having the guts to mean anything. — Don Hertzfeldt

You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?"
"If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be. — Jasper Fforde

I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Love is a fairytale blah, blah, blah. — Jessica Fortunato

Who the hell calls at two in the morning?"
"Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says.
"Very funny, — Lauren Oliver

Mary,' said her mother. 'We don't like sarcasm '
'You mightn't like it,' said Mary. 'But I love it. — Roddy Doyle

And fetch some straw.
We'll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn't sleep soft tonight."
"Straw. I love luxury. — Joanna Bourne

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid. — Ljupka Cvetanova

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I once saw you in a tuxedo and all I wanted to do is eat. — Pushpa Rana

I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on! — Ljupka Cvetanova

I'm so sick of sarcasm and irony, I could kill! Sincerely, the real root of things is love and sacrifice. — Ben Foster

Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible. — Fanny Britt

The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection "love. — Daya Kudari

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod

Does the Pope love Jesus? — Dana Marie Bell

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life. — Chelsea Ballinger

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore