Sarcasm Humor Quotes
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I'm financially ugly.
— Rea Lidde
I watched you undress. Shame on you!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.
— Cassandra Clare
Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.
— Shannon Hale
You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right ... you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean
— Jeff Mariotte
I almost short her once or twice, but the excitement ends there.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.
— Panic At The Disco
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
— James Gray
It's always a pleasure to see you," I told him, my voice dripping with sarcasm. "Remember, red lights are for quitters.
— Molly Harper
Because we don't really sparkle.
— John G. Hartness
No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is ... beastly.
— Victoria Scott
I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't extend to a man being loyal to same woman for many lifetimes!
— Amish Tripathi
it's a losing battle at this point,but so was the alamo
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it.
— Richelle Mead
I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.
— Steph Campbell
Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Weapons master is giving me special lessons." she (Amily) chuckled. " He calls then How Not To Get Killed lessons.
— Mercedes Lackey
Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot.
— Stephanie Perkins
There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?
— Cassandra Clare
When friends become overfriendly - smell fish!
— Adhish Mazumder
You must be a blast on long car rides.""Oh, I am. You haven't experienced fun until you try to fuck in the front seat of a Civic. — Nenia Campbell
I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.
— Jane Austen
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard ... -George Foster
— Shawn Durnin
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
You must have been going very fast.""I was, until I hit the fence. — Anthony Horowitz
As if I'd had time to drug it in the two milliseconds she'd let me out of her sight.
— Nenia Campbell
I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.
— David C. Holley
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.
— Lee Westwood
It was stealing her breath, imbecile. Go get a towel. -Christophe, Strange Angels by Lili St. Crow
— Lilith Saintcrow
Without question, his picture did not do him justice, but again, he was dead when it was taken
— Loren D. Estleman
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Let me ask you a question Alex. What do you think is the greatest evil on this plant today?""Is that including, or not including you? — Anthony Horowitz
There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.
— Courtney Kirchoff
Would somebody please tell him whose idea it had been to kill the entire state of Colorado?
— Justin Cronin
They were all on his side. Hi boat sank.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.
— Gayle Forman
Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash
— Hazel Blackthorn
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
— Cassandra Clare
The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences.
— Jonathan Stroud
I guess we'll just sit around here and casually die, then.
— Olivia Harvard
At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.
— Kelly Moran
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
— Kevin Hart
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. I think I would have more fun chopping thistles with a butter knife.
— K. Martin Beckner
Uh, yeah - how about a warm hell no to that request? Does that work for you? Because it works for me.
— Tahereh Mafi
It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.
— Jess C. Scott
It's okay to like jerks. I mean, it'd be better to like a nice guy, but there aren't any.
— Daniel Handler
It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.
— Richelle Mead
I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.
— Chelsea Ballinger
I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.
— M.A. George
You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.
— Nicki Elson
I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
— Nicki Elson
Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work? — Cassandra Clare
Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
— Mercedes Lackey
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend. - Laney
— Joann I. Martin Sowles
How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!
— Richelle E. Goodrich
Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale's head.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Aphorism, n. Predigested wisdom.
— Ambrose Bierce
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
Coincidences are like unicorns.you can believe in them all you want,but that doesn't make them real
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?
— Kresley Cole
I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four — Veronica Roth
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits.
— George R R Martin
Don't sound so surprised. I have sensible moments, you know.
— Elizabeth Peters
Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter of thanks!
— Elizabeth Peters
She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic. — Julia Quinn
Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible.
— Fanny Britt
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
— Cassandra Clare
