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Stay with me; I want to be alone — Joey Lauren Adams

Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night."
"And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically. — S.E. Jakes

I couldn't hack it in Hollywood, my writing's wasn't bad enough. — Russ Lippitt

There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from. — Diana Peterfreund

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Sarcasm is a bad mood trying to be clever, — Sylvie Granotier

Your sarcasm and general assholeness are not necessary," Apollo remarked casually. I grinned at him. "I don't think 'assholeness' is a word. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate. — Jordan Castillo Price

How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is to breathe. — Abhijit Tripathi

Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat. — Laura Pedersen

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say. — Panic At The Disco

The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. — James Gray

Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket? — Derek Landy

It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs. — Christopher Moore

I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't extend to a man being loyal to same woman for many lifetimes! — Amish Tripathi

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay? — Nenia Campbell

You are soft person you said. But you're soft as shit: it is very soft but stinking! — Ilze Falb

We are suffering from too much sarcasm. — Marianne Moore

The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles. — Germaine Greer

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

Sarcasm is the protest of the weak. — John Knowles

Fine, it's decided." Vain resumed his stride. "I'll do all the killing, and you do
all the stuff that an Avun-Riah does. Whatever the hell that is. — Luke Romyn

Cut the sarcasm. It makes you sound like an even bigger asshole — Maya Banks

What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie? — Cassandra Clare

One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence. — Garry Kasparov

You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know? — Penny Marshall

Ivypool felt her mouth drop open "Hollyleaf? But ... you you're dead!"
"Obviously not," the newcomer replied with an edge to her voice. — Erin Hunter

I'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to. — Brandon Sanderson

I like sarcasm. I like snark. — Alexis Ohanian

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore

I do sarcasm really poorly. — Brittany Murphy

Your sarcasm is unwelcome here, Horseman," the Crowfather rasped at him. "Pity. It seems determined to follow me everywhere. — Ari Marmell

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm. — Sara Gilbert

Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue? — Carrie Harris

In the meantime, I'll get a job. I'll pay my own way."
"A job?"
"Mmm, yeah. It's that thing people do to make money. — Kelley Armstrong

The kind of teacher who never learned anything herself. Or taught anything, except sarcasm or fear. — Tanith Lee

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

(One character on another
Don't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face? — Dorothy L. Sayers

It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest. — Richelle Mead

If you turned your back on irony, it curdled into sarcasm. And what good was it then? Sarcasm was irony which had lost its soul. Beneath — Julian Barnes

Men weigh love with hands. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Are you sure that's Val?"
"No," said Freddie. "It's Lassie in a wolf suit. — Debra Doyle

Blows are sarcasms turned stupid. — George Eliot

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. — Adhish Mazumder

At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale. — Kelly Moran

I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life. — Chelsea Ballinger

The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt. — Nicolas Chamfort

Marion: What is all this? What's going on?
Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world. — Rachel Pollack

Two thousand years and I've never met anyone so stubborn. — Melissa A. Craven

I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days. — M.A. George

They were shot with a shotgun and put in garbage bags and thrown under a bridge," Shrake said. "If it wasn't murder, it was a really weird accident. — John Sandford

Don't castrate,
But educate,
At least to masturbate! — Himmilicious

Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape. — Jacqueline Patricks

I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all. — Christina Channelle

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

Does the Pope love Jesus? — Dana Marie Bell

"Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that."
"Exactly," she agreed. — John Wyndham

We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity. — Jason Medina

Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt. — Cassandra Clare

How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up. — Joss Stirling

Hi, I'm Dick," I said.
"Yeah, I've heard that about you. — Mindi Scott

Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all. — Richelle E. Goodrich

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard

Why a woman turns fifty and certain people to whom she gave birth start thinking she should be wearing orthopedic shoes is completely beyond me. — Kelly Hunter

Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn? — Jonas Jonasson

Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes. — Christine Warren

Oh, to be the author of prison letters. It's a young girl's dream come true. — Jenny B. Jones

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor — John Cleese

Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar."
Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair

A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport. — Nenia Campbell

If sarcasm were gold, she would have just made her fortune. — Karen Hawkins

I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness — Meredith Duran

Someone tells me I've been touched by Jesus, I remember."
"Not Jesus," he said in all seriousness. "The hand of God. — Gretchen McNeil

The defense mechanisms of The Imposter are: sarcasm, name-dropping, self-righteousness, the need to impress others and the need for others' approval. — Manning Brennan

His "devoted" is italicized by sarcasm, underlined by hurt. — David Levithan

Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch. — Mora Early

people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something — Mary Elizabeth Summer

Sarcasm was a weapon for children. — Jennifer Echols

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. — Aniruddha Sastikar

I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. — Nicki Elson

Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work? — Cassandra Clare

Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds! — Terry Pratchett

Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying. — Mercedes Lackey

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Nothing like an orange and olive green-striped couch sitting on orange carpet and surrounded by dark wood paneling to get the inspiration rolling. — Erynn Mangum

Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible. — Amanda Heger

The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts. — Jolene Stockman

Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your - — Avery Aster

You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me. — Nicki Elson

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks. — Stephenie Meyer

I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ. — Sean Feucht

Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend. - Laney — Joann I. Martin Sowles

If you don't understand it, it's art. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Got anything to eat?" I asked.

"You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. — Susan Juby

How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy! — Richelle E. Goodrich

I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.
'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta

Sometimes we know people who are
too wonderful for words. I am not one of them.
Or you, for that matter, as you well know. — Michael Hogan

It must be nice to fly."
"Is that sarcasm?"
"No. If I could fly, I would live in tree. Stare down at everyone ... quietly hating them all. — G.A. Aiken