Sarcasm Quotes
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Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings
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Stay with me; I want to be alone
— Joey Lauren Adams
There are a few things that even sarcasm can't protect you from.
— Diana Peterfreund
Sarcasm is a bad mood trying to be clever,
— Sylvie Granotier
Your sarcasm and general assholeness are not necessary," Apollo remarked casually. I grinned at him. "I don't think 'assholeness' is a word.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
A psycho murderer who lubed. How considerate.
— Jordan Castillo Price
How Gloomy it is, to pause, to cease and to rust unburn, to get used and be indistinct. Like to live is to breathe.
— Abhijit Tripathi
Relationships are so much like the United States - they only really thrive when faced with an external threat.
— Laura Pedersen
Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.
— Panic At The Disco
The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable.
— James Gray
Valkyrie smiled patiently. I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?
— Derek Landy
It's wildly irritating to have invented something as revolutionary as sarcasm, only to have it abused by amateurs.
— Christopher Moore
I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't extend to a man being loyal to same woman for many lifetimes!
— Amish Tripathi
We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
— Marianne Moore
The occupational hazard of being a Playboy Bunny is the aching facial muscles brought on by obligatory smiles.
— Germaine Greer
I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste.
— Merrie Haskell
Sarcasm is the protest of the weak.
— John Knowles
What's next? You want to convince me they're making another crap Last Airbender movie?
— Cassandra Clare
One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence.
— Garry Kasparov
You had to learn at a certain age what sarcasm is, you know?
— Penny Marshall
I'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to.
— Brandon Sanderson
I like sarcasm. I like snark.
— Alexis Ohanian
This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.
— Lorrie Moore
I do sarcasm really poorly.
— Brittany Murphy
Your sarcasm is unwelcome here, Horseman," the Crowfather rasped at him. "Pity. It seems determined to follow me everywhere.
— Ari Marmell
Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?
— Hannah Harrington
I'd like to do more stuff with less sarcasm.
— Sara Gilbert
Excuse me if I feel skeptical,' I said. 'Coach's foot fell off. How exactly do you propose to cure that? Superglue?
— Carrie Harris
In the meantime, I'll get a job. I'll pay my own way." "A job?"
"Mmm, yeah. It's that thing people do to make money. — Kelley Armstrong
The kind of teacher who never learned anything herself. Or taught anything, except sarcasm or fear.
— Tanith Lee
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
(One character on anotherDon't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face? — Dorothy L. Sayers
It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest.
— Richelle Mead
If you turned your back on irony, it curdled into sarcasm. And what good was it then? Sarcasm was irony which had lost its soul. Beneath
— Julian Barnes
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Blows are sarcasms turned stupid.
— George Eliot
Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.
— Adhish Mazumder
At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.
— Kelly Moran
I've been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.
— Chelsea Ballinger
The best philosophical attitude to adopt towards the world is a union of the sarcasm of gaiety with the indulgence of contempt.
— Nicolas Chamfort
Marion: What is all this? What's going on?Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world. — Rachel Pollack
Two thousand years and I've never met anyone so stubborn.
— Melissa A. Craven
I didn't intend it to come out sarcastically, but I guess that's just where my tone of voice automatically goes these days.
— M.A. George
Don't castrate,But educate,
At least to masturbate! — Himmilicious
Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.
— Jacqueline Patricks
I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all.
— Christina Channelle
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
Sarcasm is a manifestation of anger, and anger can make you the puppet of your opponents.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
Does the Pope love Jesus?
— Dana Marie Bell
"Your Tim is so unmistakably a healthy extravert type. Mens stulta in corpore sano, and all that.""Exactly," she agreed. — John Wyndham
Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.
— Cassandra Clare
How touching. I think I'm gonna throw up.
— Joss Stirling
Hi, I'm Dick," I said."Yeah, I've heard that about you. — Mindi Scott
Rest assured you make perfectly good nonsense. I understand you one-hundred-percent not at all.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson
Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Melissa,' Graham growled. 'Really? I've always thought it brings out my eyes.
— Christine Warren
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor
— John Cleese
Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar." Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair
A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
— Nenia Campbell
If sarcasm were gold, she would have just made her fortune.
— Karen Hawkins
I've heard that sarcasm is no substitute for cleverness
— Meredith Duran
Someone tells me I've been touched by Jesus, I remember.""Not Jesus," he said in all seriousness. "The hand of God. — Gretchen McNeil
The defense mechanisms of The Imposter are: sarcasm, name-dropping, self-righteousness, the need to impress others and the need for others' approval.
— Manning Brennan
His "devoted" is italicized by sarcasm, underlined by hurt.
— David Levithan
Yeah, and we could fly in on dragons and release a cloud of sugar plum fairies to tiptoe in an get the watch.
— Mora Early
people don't generally believe themselves to be evil. Just strong. And they think that the world owes them something
— Mary Elizabeth Summer
Sarcasm was a weapon for children.
— Jennifer Echols
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.
— Aniruddha Sastikar
I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
— Nicki Elson
Have you tried talking to her?" "No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work? — Cassandra Clare
Well done,' said a voice somewhere behind him. 'Consciousness to sarcasm in five seconds!
— Terry Pratchett
Though drowned was just as dead as any other way of dying.
— Mercedes Lackey
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible.
— Amanda Heger
The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.
— Jolene Stockman
You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.
— Nicki Elson
Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.
— Stephenie Meyer
I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ.
— Sean Feucht
Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend. - Laney
— Joann I. Martin Sowles
If you don't understand it, it's art.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Got anything to eat?" I asked."You know where the gas station is," said my incredibly nurturing and maternal mother. — Susan Juby
How does knowing 'things could be worse' than what I already deem awful make me feel any better? You mean I could sink even lower? Oh joy!
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta
