Matthew Norman Quotes
Top 35 wise famous quotes and sayings by Matthew Norman
Matthew Norman Famous Quotes & Sayings
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I have to speak carefully now because I have this strange habit of imitating British people without even realizing that I'm doing it.
I think you'll be a great teacher, said Gary. That's his role in my life: blind encourager and ambassador of false senses of security.
Actually, the first time I saw one in real life, I thought of the Great Pit of Carkoon in Return of the Jedi." "OK,
You ever notice that like seventy-five percent of the dudes in America look like the bad guy in The Karate Kid?" I say. "Don't
They're all about forty, I'd guess, but they could pass for thirty in that way that handsome gay men can seemingly defy the basic rules of nature.
When you're having sex again, it makes you wonder why you weren't before. What could possibly have been bad enough to make you stop doing THAT?
You look good," I tell my reflection. "Hot?" But this last part comes out with a question mark at the end. I've never been good at sales.
I'm like a poker player, bluffing with whatever cards equal a really shitty hand. I should mention that I have no fucking idea how to play poker. "You
If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.
All the stuff she says on the radio. It's just fear. The world is leaving people like her behind, and it scares the shit out of her.
Are all our parents, collectively, fucked up? Have they always been fucked up, and it just takes us until our own adulthood to figure that out? "I
Right when you find yourself not thinking about her at all, there she'll be, right at the end of the story to fuck with your head one last time. She
Generally speaking, it's difficult not to be at least mildly terrified of a girl who might, at any moment, take her shirt off.
I'm comfortable with who I am," I say, which is a funny thing to say while shaming my own body in a full-length mirror. "Shut
Do you ever stop talking?" I say. "Seriously, it's like you have a superarticulate form of Tourette syndrome.
Whoa," I say. "Look how tall he is." "Actors are always midgets in person," says Brandon, "But writers ... they're giants.
Eating with children at a restaurant is like eating with a live grenade. It's going to explode every time. You just don't know when.