Sam Kinison Quotes
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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
— Sam Kinison
You gotta keep falling in love. You gotta believe in it. What are you going to do ... give sheep the vote?
— Sam Kinison
I'm not going to give up the shock part of my comedy.
— Sam Kinison
Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.
— Sam Kinison
Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
— Sam Kinison
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.
— Sam Kinison
I've never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds.
— Sam Kinison
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.
— Sam Kinison
Well, life was tough, but at least I was able to live it out and I was able to face death and not be afraid.
— Sam Kinison
I have lived a carnal life.
— Sam Kinison
It occurred to me that there wouldn't be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!!
— Sam Kinison
Jesus is still up in Heaven, thumbing through his Bible, going 'Where did I say build a water slide?'
— Sam Kinison
I want to show people that there's a side of myself other than just the outrageous comedian.
— Sam Kinison
Everything can be satirized.
— Sam Kinison
John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.
— Sam Kinison
Obviously I'm not a role model for impressionable youth.
— Sam Kinison
My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!
— Sam Kinison
Rage only works if it is justified. That's the trick with rage. You gotta have a reason to be mad.
— Sam Kinison
Lick the alphabet. It makes you appear creative, it's an easy diagram to remember, it's like aaaaa ... beeeee ... ceeee.
— Sam Kinison
There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.
— Sam Kinison
I'm responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven't.
— Sam Kinison
Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause.
— Sam Kinison
I'm attracted to heartbreakers.
— Sam Kinison
So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn't want to drive there.
— Sam Kinison
I don't deny my life-style is occasionally pretty wild.
— Sam Kinison
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
— Sam Kinison
I'd rather entertain people than offend them.
— Sam Kinison
