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Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Jeannette Walls: Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows

Don't worry, God understands,' Mom said. 'He knows that your father is a cross we must bear. — Jeannette Walls

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Tom Clancy: never pick up a baby to kiss it,"

never pick up a baby to kiss it," trent said. "they always puke on you, and somebody always gets a picture. always kiss the baby in the mom's arms. — Tom Clancy

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: His mom always said that 90 percent of

His mom always said that 90 percent of intelligence was knowing when to shut up. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Janis Ian: I gave guitar lessons. I tried to join

I gave guitar lessons. I tried to join bands. My mom always said it was obvious that nothing was going to stop me. — Janis Ian

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Natasha Calis: When I was seven, I asked my mom

When I was seven, I asked my mom if I could be on TV, and she said if I really wanted to, I could. I got an agent and booked my first audition. — Natasha Calis

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Kate O'Brien: My mom always said that if the Protestants

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. — Kate O'Brien

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Jandy Nelson: It's okay to be addicted to beauty," Mom

It's okay to be addicted to beauty," Mom says, all dreamy. "Emerson said 'beauty is God's handwriting. — Jandy Nelson

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Jenn McKinlay: Do not try to sidetrack me with sarcasm

Do not try to sidetrack me with sarcasm and a murder," Joyce said. "Mom. — Jenn McKinlay

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Jeannette Walls: Crockett and James Bowie got what was coming

Crockett and James Bowie got what was coming to them," Mom said, "for stealing this land from the Mexicans — Jeannette Walls

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: I'm going to tell Mrs. Burt that my

I'm going to tell Mrs. Burt that my mom doesn't want me to do anything that might rupture my hymen," Eleanor said. "For religious reasons. — Rainbow Rowell

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Lynda Barry: Like say if the mom and dad of

Like say if the mom and dad of god said he could never get dirty. There would be no world! — Lynda Barry

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Tessanne Chin: My mom always said if you have a

My mom always said if you have a gift, it is absolutely not about you. So I don't get twisted and think for one second it's all about me. — Tessanne Chin

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Rene Russo: My mom said my whole childhood ... was

My mom said my whole childhood ... was stop and go. — Rene Russo

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Deb Caletti: No, Mom. I said fine." "It's just your

No, Mom. I said fine."
"It's just your tone."
Ah, yes- the tone. The nasty traitor. — Deb Caletti

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Will Schwalbe: I particularly like that last phrase," Mom said.

I particularly like that last phrase," Mom said. "About protecting your own happiness. — Will Schwalbe

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Lupita Nyong'o: [My mother] always said I was beautiful and

[My mother] always said I was beautiful and I finally believed her at some point. — Lupita Nyong'o

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Jerry Lawler: When you were born and your mom saw

When you were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said "Oh! Siamesse Twins!" — Jerry Lawler

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Carine Roitfeld: My mom read French 'Elle' when I was

My mom read French 'Elle' when I was a little girl, and so, when I was 15 or 16, I said, 'I want to work in fashion.' — Carine Roitfeld

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Tijan: I won't get run off from you. I

I won't get run off from you. I love you, Sam. I said it before and I mean it. I won't let your mom control my life. — Tijan

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Meg Cabot: Easily solved. It was solved by wearing jeans

Easily solved. It was solved by wearing jeans under my skirt. "Allie," Mom said. — Meg Cabot

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Bill Watterson: I asked mom if I was a gifted

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Maybe I should get my mom something," he

Maybe I should get my mom something," he said bitterly. "What says 'Thanks for throwing me out of the house and pretending I died'?" "Orchids? — Cassandra Clare

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Jeannette Walls: Mom said we should all live near the

Mom said we should all live near the Pacific Ocean at least once in our lives, so we kept going all the way to San Francisco. — Jeannette Walls

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Katherine Applegate: So he taped a sign on the bathroom

So he taped a sign on the bathroom door that said OFFICE OF MR. THOMAS WADE. My mom put a sign next to it that said I'D RATHER BE FISHING. — Katherine Applegate

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Tara Kelly: I'd been preparing myself to apologize. Forgive and

I'd been preparing myself to apologize. Forgive and forget, as Mom says. "Fuck you," I said. — Tara Kelly

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Kim Wayans: Just do your best," Mom said. "You can't

Just do your best," Mom said. "You can't do any better than your best. — Kim Wayans

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Dan Wells: That figures," said Mom, stepping in from the

That figures," said Mom, stepping in from the landing and closing the door. "The only member of this family with a normal relationship is a sociopath. — Dan Wells

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Gayle Forman: I thought of what Mom sometimes said to

I thought of what Mom sometimes said to me when I was feeling insecure: Fake it till you make it. — Gayle Forman

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Alexandra Cassavetes: I went to this Episcopalian school, and one

I went to this Episcopalian school, and one day I came home and asked my mom, 'What religion are we?' She looked at me and said, 'We're artists.' — Alexandra Cassavetes

Said No Mom Ever Quotes By Breehn Burns: Your mom said to say I could have

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns