Rugby Quotes
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Rugby Quotes & Sayings
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A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it's great, and when it's bad - hey! It's still pretty good!
— Peter FitzSimons
I think rugby is 80 per cent mental.
— Francois Hougaard
The women sit, getting colder and colder, on a seat getting harder and harder, watching oafs, getting muddier and muddier.
— Virginia Graham
I played ten injury-free years between the ages of 12 and 22. Then, suddenly, it seemed like I was allergic to the twentieth century.
— Nigel Melville
My dad was my hero when I was a young boy. And then it's a toss-up between Han Solo, the New Zealand All Blacks Rugby team, and Marlon Brando.
— Martin Henderson
Is it just me, or did Tamou go to hug a Kiwi before realising he had just scored for Australia?
— Joe Galuvao
Rugby is a game for barbarians played by gentlemen. Football is a game for gentlemen played by barbarians.
— Oscar Wilde
I like to think I play rugby as it should be played - there are no yellow or red cards in my collection - but I cannot say I'm an angel.
— Jonny Wilkinson
Crusaders shouldn't have been allowed in from the start.
— Keith Senior
In my country (Belgium), if you sit beside the phone long enough, it will ring and you will be invited to play rugby for Belgium!
— Jacques Rogge
I don't watch rugby.
— Kevin Spacey
This was screwing. One hundred percent pissed-off, nail-raking, neck-biting, wall-fucking screwing.
— Amy Andrews
Tanner Stone was way too sure of himself. Too many women had been letting him have it all his own way.
— Amy Andrews
I basically sat around unemployed in Sydney for three years straight, and the two things that saved me were the rugby league and my dog.
— Ben Mendelsohn
There are only two excuses you can use for missing rugby training - death and docking!
— Alex Wyllie
How dare he look so freaking smug like he'd just ticked an item off a sex list? Going down on Matilda. Check.
— Amy Andrews
Why do men always have such high opinions of their cock?
— Amy Andrews
It's basically the same, just darker.
— Alan Kulwicki
South African rugby doesn't have to stand back for anyone.
— Rudolph Straeuli
I was playing like a rugby league player with 14 rugby players.
— Benji Marshall
You blindfold yourself and spin around for 10 times and then open your eyes and try to chase it down.
— Ric Suggitt
I played rugby from the age of 10 until my late twenties; an unlikely player - small, quiet, long-haired and 'wiry.'
— Anthony Browne
Those Aussie rugby fans are a bunch of sore losers. I hate 'em all.
— Jonny Wilkinson
I have interests outside of rugby and have been cultivating them for when I do decide to hang up the boots.
— Brian O'Driscoll
The whole point of rugby is that it is, first and foremost, a state of mind, a spirit.
— Jean-Pierre Rives
We can change South Africa on the rugby field
— Danie Craven
One moment of magic, or one big moment to capture the match.
— John Plumtree
As if your ego needs any more stroking. If it took form right now it'd be a giant hard on.
— Amy Andrews
Talk to me when your nuts are so blue they look like something you can hang on a Christmas tree.
— Amy Andrews
I did not think I would make the grade.
— Clive Churchill
Britain has bred many great explorers, but they seem to get so little coverage compared to soccer and rugby players.
— Lewis Gordon Pugh
The last time I played rugby, I busted my nose bad, and that's incentive not to get down and dirty in the park anymore.
— Jai Courtney
I still get a great buzz from rugby.
— Brian O'Driscoll
This was Linc at his most elemental. This was cave man stuff. Potently male. Potently virile. Hot. As. Fuck.
— Amy Andrews
Rugby takes its toll.
— Brian O'Driscoll
Forwards are the gnarled and scarred creatures who have a propensity for running into and bleeding all over each other.
— Peter FitzSimons
I played rugby most of my life and then I switched to snowboarding, which provided me a lot of inspiration.
— Charlie Bewley
I'd play in Afghanistan if they wanted me to!
— Jason Ryles
St George won 11 premierships with one Raper, imagine how Canterbury will go with 13.
— Darren Lockyer
You treated me like a fool and you played with my heart, like it was one of your damn footballs.
— Amy Andrews
I tried to play rugby but was never very good.
— Ralph Fiennes
It's definitely the hardest tackle I've taken in my life but I'm still breathing and that's a good sign.
— Derick Hougaard
She laughed now, and the sound of it--clear as a bell, dirty as a rugby match--turned heads all along their row.
— Allison Pearson
A saint? Tanner Stone was the anti-Christ.
— Amy Andrews
I've always played sport. I played rugby, I was involved in athletics, I played cricket ... I'm an outdoors kind of guy.
— Jai Courtney
This morning I was standing in the shower and thought how I was sick of losing and how it was about time I had a big game.
— Benji Marshall
I may not have been very tall or very athletic, but the one thing I did have was the most effective backside in world rugby.
— Jim Glennon
Ali was sorry she ever compared Rugby Jersey guy to a giant bumblebee.
— Julie Ann Walker
I don't know if it can happen, but apparently I might get divorced before I get married.
— Brett White
I have more critics than Hitler.
— Beau Ryan
Colin Meads is the kind of player you expect to see emerging from a ruck with the remains of a jockstrap between his teeth.
— Tom O'Reilly
I thought I would have a quiet pint ... and about 17 noisy ones.
— Gareth Chilcott
I've been a professional rugby player all my life; I don't really know anything different.
— Brian O'Driscoll
I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago.
— David Campese
You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
— Murray Mexted
He's the best centre in the game I think, definitely the best in the Super League by far.
— Thomas Leuluai
He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer.
— Amy Andrews
I tackle guys three times your size for a living. I can handle whatever you throw at me.
— Amy Andrews
After an All-Blacks surprise loss to the French in the 1999 Rugby World Cup: The French are predictably unpredictable.
— Andrew Mehrtens
All out friends had gone to the rugby house for a party, but we stayed in together for a night of pizza and wine on the couch of my town house.
— Matthew Quick
Linc had always been a leg man. Thankfully hers made up for her caustic tongue and armour plated panties
— Amy Andrews
Is this okay?"Dex blinked. Okay? She couldn't have been any more
okay had she been dipped in marshmallow and rolled in coconut. — Amy Andrews
New Zealand are the best team in the world - the execution and accuracy of their skills were a lesson in modern rugby.
— Josh Lewsey
We're going to tear those boys apart.
— Will Carling
Not even an advancing All Blacks haka could have dragged him away from the swing of her ass
— Amy Andrews
Rugby may have many problems, but the gravest is undoubtedly that of the persistence of summer.
— Chris Laidlaw
It doesn't matter in any game of rugby how many points the opposition scores, as long as we score more!
— George MacPherson
I get too excited about football and rugby.
— Matthew Lewis
I'm always embarrassed by those rugby player autobiographies which get written by journalists.
— Peter Jackson
I come from a sports family and my husband is a rugby player.
— Kirsty Gallacher
Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune.
— Pierre Danos
I could've been a professional rugby player... but then I saw a new Gaunt's Ghosts book come out...
— John Charles Scott
