Rubber Quotes
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I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking.
— James Gould Cozzens
Ceony nodded, feeling an unseen band of rubber stretch between her and Emery as he turned to go.
— Charlie N. Holmberg
When I was a kid, I slept on rubber sheets, but now, I'm a man. And I can take the wetness!
— Emo Philips
Civilization sails prettily like a child's rubber balloon until it hits a sharp object; then it is likely to collapse like the balloon.
— Austin O'Malley
For years, I was either referred to as a 'rubber-faced funny man' or 'the 'Men Behaving Badly' star.'
— Martin Clunes
Everyone knows an ant, can't, move a rubber tree plant.
— Nick Swisher
Be glad that I haven't take out the pen, the rubber and the pencil once taken... all will die.
— Deyth Banger
We turned on one another deep, drowned gazes, and exchanged a kiss that reduced my bones to rubber and my brain to gruel.
— Peter De Vries
Money changes all the iron rules into rubber bands.
— Ryszard Kapuscinski
Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we'd have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage.
— John Zakour
My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope - make yourself a structure you can live inside.
— Aimee Bender
I've always loved plastics and rubber, and it's such a specifically unique material that you have to have the manufacturing abilities to make it.
— Jeremy Scott
He's a million rubber bands in his resilience.
— Alan K. Simpson
Children are like TV sets. When they start acting weird, whack them across the head with a big rubber basketball shoe.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Like insects on a rubber sheet, we live in a universe whose true form is hidden from direct view.
— Lawrence M. Krauss
I used to have to save my allowances to buy a quart of rubber to make a mask, and it's how I spent all my free time.
— Rick Baker
It is no coincidence that some of America's most lethargic industries-steel, footwear, rubber, textiles-are also among the most heavily protected.
— Thomas DiLorenzo
Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant.
— Jimmy Van Heusen
We're now able to 3D print in 200 different materials, from titanium to rubber, plastic, glass, ceramic, leathers, and even chocolate.
— Peter Diamandis
First, he though, I need shoes with rubber on the bottom. I need gelato.
— Michael Ondaatje
If you want to leave a big mark in life, make sure you've got a bigger rubber
— Benny Bellamacina
I am rubber but you are blue. Whatevers you are saying bounces off of me and I do not remember the rest.
— Adam Rex
The sight of a pretty woman had an airborne chemical effect, like nerve gas. It relaxed the rubber band around his wallet.
— A.J. Liebling
Writing is very improvisational. It's like trying to fix a broken sewing machine with safety pins and rubber bands. A lot of tinkering.
— Margaret Atwood
He flung away his rubber-ball nose, revealed a man that would have awed Thor, the god of thunder.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Wake up and smell the burning rubber.
— E.G. Jensen
I view my career like a rubber-band ball in that every role is a new experience building toward something bigger.
— Jamie Chung
Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That'll get people's attention.
— Sam Kinison
Her hands comb through the back of my hair gently. "When did you know?"
I smile. "The first time you let me come inside you without a rubber. — Emma Chase
I smile. "The first time you let me come inside you without a rubber. — Emma Chase
engine, picked up the pages, ripped off the rubber band, and
— David Baldacci
What if it was cats who invented technology, would they have TV shows starring rubber sqeaky toys?
— Douglas Coupland
Right at the end of the big wall of vibrators, $29.95, big rubber fist. Thirty bucks! Just in time for mothers day.
— Doug Stanhope
A condom is a rubber thing shaped like a wiener that hums.
— Bill Engvall
Some people were like rubber bands
willing to stretch but eager to snap back into place at the first opportunity. — Stephanie Bond
willing to stretch but eager to snap back into place at the first opportunity. — Stephanie Bond
I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips
— Clement Freud
I really hate rubber ducks, actually.
— Florentijn Hofman
I check the list. Rubber tubing, gas, saw, gloves, cuffs, razor wire, hatchet, Gladys, and my mitts.
— Frank Miller
The squiggly rubber Davy Jones face in 'Pirates' with the tentacles, barnacles and goobers - that's modeled on me.
— Stephen Hunter
Put cotton in your ears and pebbles in your shoes. Pull on rubber gloves. Smear Vaseline over your glasses, and there you have it: instant old age.
— Malcolm Cowley
Has a confrontational ring to it, doesn't it? Like saying, the sky is rubber, or, your foot's a hippopotamus.
— Terry Moore
Rubber-soled shoes squeaking on the shiny Marmoleum.
— Jojo Moyes
You can't get a suit of armour and a rubber chicken just like that. You have to plan ahead.
— Michael Palin
On 'Ant-Man', I took a rubber stamp from the office of Hank Pym, who's played by Michael Douglas.
— Evangeline Lilly
Twelve-hundred-dollar chairs and wore sleek designer shoes with tassels. Gone were the days of thick rubber soles and function over form,
— Michael Connelly
If you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill?
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
She feels like a circus clown who wakes up one morning and no longer wants to glue on the red rubber nose.
— Christina Baker Kline
When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.
— Stephen King
The avoidance of idiocy should be the primary and constant concern of every intelligent person, - Nero Wolfe
— Rex Stout
The rubber hits the road when we try to show grace to a person most unlike us, even someone morally offensive.
— Philip Yancey
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
— Charles Krauthammer
When I was younger, my mum used to put fresh flowers in bath water instead of rubber ducks, and since then I had a love of perfumes.
— Virginia Hey
prepackaged slices or the Supermarket swiss (which has the texture but no where near the flavor, of rubber gloves)
— Robert Farrar Capon
Suddenly I have the first knee problems of my life: they turn to rubber.
— Miranda Kenneally
Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.
— Elbert Hubbard
A boy cannot begin playing ball too early. I might almost say that while he is still creeping on all fours he should have a bouncing rubber ball.
— Christy Mathewson
I think that an industrial process is not like a rubber stamp. Everything has to be put together and, as such, should have its own expression.
— Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe
If you drag your shoe a bit those plastic spikes or rubber spikes can be almost as bad as metal spikes.
— Bernhard Langer
I used to dress up and impersonate our next-door neighbor, Miss Cox. She wore rubber boots, a wool hat, and her nose always dripped.
— Tracey Ullman
Most of those characters with all the answers couldn't poor piss out of a rubber boot if they read the instructions printed on the sole.
— Guy Vanderhaeghe
Undercook swordfish, and you get rubber. Overcook it, and you lose the fat and succulence.
— Geoffrey Zakarian
After being dry for a couple a weeks, three cocktails went down quicker than a boner in a busted rubber.
— Brian Azzarello
Only Dunlop has seen more rubber than I have
— Dominik Hasek
I am ready and prepared to work with the President, but I will not be a rubber stamp for any president.
— Daniel Inouye
I do not intend to allow the Senate to rubber-stamp the president's plan to reward the Chinese Communists.
— Jesse Helms
The talk shows I've done are all radio for exactly this reason: I don't want to wear a rubber mask.
— Gregory Benford
I've been coming back like a rubber ball for years.
— Mickey Rooney
Camus said 'Love Lasts or Love Burns'. I want a Lasting Burn-just nothing requiring a series of painful treatments by a rubber-gloved Doctor
— Josh Stern
I never have no trouble with my rubber girl.
— Frank Zappa
Michelin Star? I'd rather chew a French rubber tyre.
— Fennel Hudson
I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress.
— Florentijn Hofman
The adorably rubber-faced Ken James Stewart is jumping ship from the Shaw Festival after five years to play Charlie Brown
— Richard Ouzounian
And the muscles of his scrawny arms Are strong as rubber bands.
— Beverly Cleary
I'm rubber and you're glue," I told Satan, " and everything that bounces of me sticks to you.
— MaryJanice Davidson
Inside, I was like: Ha, suck my spiky rubber strap-on, vampyre hunter!
— Christopher Moore
Here is America Now: smoke, greasy fumes, the friction of tire rubber, the memory of terrifying refineries with their rubbery rotten-egg smells.
— Robert D. Kaplan
The great are like a rubber ball; the harder they hit the ground, the higher they rise.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Dr. Lecter took off Krendler's runner's headband as you would remove the rubber band from a tin of caviar.
— Thomas Harris
Love is like a rubber band,
Both pull on, one release
And it hurts the person who has held it. — Lil' Wayne
Both pull on, one release
And it hurts the person who has held it. — Lil' Wayne
I don't wear rubbers cause you can't catch it twice.
— Jim Norton
If you want to build a car, you don't slap a bunch of iron ore, some sand, a rubber tree, and a couple of cows together and call it good
— Patricia C. Wrede
You may call an eletric eel a rubber duck but that does not make it a rubber duck and god help the poor bastard who takes a bath with the duckie
— Cassandra Clare
Mind is everything. Muscle - pieces of rubber. All that I am, I am because of my mind.
— Paavo Nurmi
I've always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.
— Florentijn Hofman