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I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux. — Robert Pattinson

But I'd take a slashed throat over a broken neck any day. At least that way I'd get to bleed all over his shoes. One final fuck-you before I died. — Rachel Vincent

Simple stories ... emerge as lovely films or television pieces. — Cyril Cusack

My whole head is like I've had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles) — Robert Pattinson

She had bullets in her eyes and they fired. — Bob Dylan

I didn't call for a ballot at the start of the miners' strike in 1984. I'll regret that until my dying day. — Neil Kinnock

I actually think being involved in the cesarean would be ... I just can't wait! — Robert Pattinson

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back. — Robert Pattinson

Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread ... — Robert Pattinson

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson

I look a bit like him. — Robert Pattinson

The idea of death, the fear of it, haunts the human animal like nothing else. — Ernest Becker

Christianity without discipleship is always Christianity without Christ. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner. — Robert Pattinson

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

The person who proclaimed me Best Dressed Man never saw me in my sport outfit. — Robert Pattinson

It's funny now, trying to socialise with people. There's this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird. — Robert Pattinson

Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. — Michel De Montaigne

The bottom line is the Kiss Army is growing by leaps and bounds. — Ace Frehley

Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ... — Robert Pattinson

News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself. — Rose Macaulay

Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows. — Robert Pattinson

I'm thinking about entering a Marilyn Manson costume contest to see if I lose. — Marilyn Manson

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene — Robert Pattinson

Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You'll feel better when you help others feel better. — Tracey Edmonds

[P]eople cannot be influenced by ideas to which they are not exposed. — Leonard S. Newman

Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns. — Robert Pattinson

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time. — Robert Pattinson

A self employee will always walk an extra mile, work an extra time — Ronnie Cornelisz

Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it. — Robert Pattinson

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it. — Robert Pattinson

So I know where my feet are. — Robert Pattinson

Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this. — Robert Pattinson

There is a certain androgyny to my appeal. — Ellen Barkin