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I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.
— Robert Pattinson
But I'd take a slashed throat over a broken neck any day. At least that way I'd get to bleed all over his shoes. One final fuck-you before I died.
— Rachel Vincent
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
— Robert Pattinson
Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)
— Robert Pattinson
She had bullets in her eyes and they fired.
— Bob Dylan
I didn't call for a ballot at the start of the miners' strike in 1984. I'll regret that until my dying day.
— Neil Kinnock
Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
I wonder if vampire's eyebrows can grow back.
— Robert Pattinson
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread ...
— Robert Pattinson
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
— Robert Pattinson
I look a bit like him.
— Robert Pattinson
Christianity without discipleship is always Christianity without Christ.
— Dietrich Bonhoeffer
What's it like kissing Taylor Lautner.
— Robert Pattinson
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
It's funny now, trying to socialise with people. There's this cautiousness about people which I just find really weird.
— Robert Pattinson
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens.
— Michel De Montaigne
Umm thanks for the phone. I think I already broke it ...
— Robert Pattinson
News is like food: it is the cooking and serving that makes it acceptable, not the material itself.
— Rose Macaulay
Looking scary with a baseball outfit on and a little bouffant, you know, it just does not work. Especially with sculpted eyebrows.
— Robert Pattinson
I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene
— Robert Pattinson
Happy Wednesday! Practice compassion. Lift others. Learn to encourage rather than criticize. You'll feel better when you help others feel better.
— Tracey Edmonds
[P]eople cannot be influenced by ideas to which they are not exposed.
— Leonard S. Newman
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
— Robert Pattinson
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
A self employee will always walk an extra mile, work an extra time
— Ronnie Cornelisz
Peter also uses his wig as a cereal bowl ... He'll some times have some, like, Top Ramen in it.
— Robert Pattinson
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
— Robert Pattinson
So I know where my feet are.
— Robert Pattinson
Now listen, guuuyyysss! Come on guys. Let's all, come on, let's be simple about this.
— Robert Pattinson
There is a certain androgyny to my appeal.
— Ellen Barkin