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There are always going to be ridiculous rumours.
— Kim Kardashian
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
— Conan O'Brien
There's always something ridiculous happening on the set, especially when people get tired because of the long days.
— Chiwetel Ejiofor
Immortality is a ridiculous illusion, an empty word, a butterfly net chasing the wind.
— Milan Kundera
It's ridiculous to accept on a blog or in a forum speech what would be seen as hooliganism or delinquency if practiced in a public space."37
— Danielle Keats Citron
The French have a saying that whatever excellence a man may exhibit in a public station he is very apt to be ridiculous in a private one.
— Charles Caleb Colton
I don't want my hair to be ridiculous. But in Texas I do wear a hat a lot, so I probably have hat-head more than I'm aware of.
— Thomas Haden Church
The enemy: Will you obey ... even in this 'ridiculous' little detail? You, with God's grace: I will obey ... even in this 'heroic' little detail.
— Josemaria Escriva
It's a simple question of supply and demand. But all of us are grossly overpaid. I think it's a ridiculous dispute.
— Jim Courier
What actor do you really take seriously who becomes a singer? It's kind of ridiculous. I can't think of anybody.
— Kirsten Dunst
I hate ridiculous names; my weird name has haunted me all my life.
— Peaches Geldof
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story.
— Agatha Christie
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
— C.P. Snow
I am a Smedry, and we do ridiculous, unexpected, eccentric things like this all the time! Ha-ha!
— Brandon Sanderson
Ridiculous modes, invented by ignorance, and adopted by folly.
— Tobias Smollett
To believe in nothing is as ridiculous as to believe in everything. Reason and factual evidence may convert a belief into knowledge.
— Felix Alba-Juez
Pride is a ridiculous thing, but when you're in desperate straits and it's all you have left, it becomes your most valuable asset.
— Manel Loureiro
It is ridiculous to suppose that the great head of things, whatever it be, pays any regard to human affairs.
— Pliny The Elder
I just think it's ridiculous to be dogmatic and be caught in the past. You have to be open, aware, nimble and flexible about changes in the world.
— Joseph McGinty Nichol
Religion is still the very best way to get someone to accept something unabashedly ridiculous.
— Gene Doucette
People say I am against Darwin. That is ridiculous.
— Lynn Margulis
Behind many acts that are thought ridiculous there lie wise and weighty motives.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Baby carrots are making me gay.
— Stephen Colbert
Death has no sense of the ridiculous,
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.
— Jules Renard
Forgiveness, reader, is, I think, something very much like hope and love - a powerful, wonderful thing.
And a ridiculous thing, too. — Kate DiCamillo
And a ridiculous thing, too. — Kate DiCamillo
Maybe it will be something exclusively for me, to remind myself that believing in ridiculous things isn't always so bad.
— Aaron Starmer
How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens in life.
— Marcus Aurelius
A man is ridiculous less through the characteristics he has than through those he affects to have.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
My artwork gets stolen all the time; it's ridiculous.
— Barry McGee
I have hobbies. I do all sorts of ridiculous things,
— Larry Ellison
It's ridiculous to think that you get to play a game you love for a job you get paid for.
— Brady Quinn
This is ridiculous. I'm talking to a horse about politics.
— Emma Iadanza
I think I was always realistic - well, not the Percy thing, that was ridiculous - but I never dreamed of being a racing car driver or anything.
— Alan Titchmarsh
You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit.
— Cassandra Clare
The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog. My relationship with my dog, it's ridiculous.
— Robert Pattinson
See the ridiculous in everything.
— Robert Smith
The most ridiculous activity of human mind is questioning. Cognition of reality surpasses both question and answer, however ingenious.
— Raheel Farooq
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
— Thornton Wilder
In a world where everything is ridiculous, nothing can be ridiculed. You cannot unmask a mask.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
He was beginning to understand how those ridiculous tales had made her a prisoner of others' expectations.
— Tessa Dare
Everything is ridiculous if one thinks of death
— Thomas Bernhard
A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.
— Edmond De Goncourt
It's just a figment of the imagination.
— Jacob Zuma
Only when you die will you cease to feel ridiculous.
— Upamanyu Chatterjee
Love is ridiculous and reconfigures everything.
— Ann Voskamp
I went to a Christian college. You would be expelled if you were caught in a movie theater. It was ridiculous.
— Wes Craven
Great men of action ... never mind on occasion being ridiculous; in a sense it is part of their job, and at times they all are.
— Oswald Mosley
Love, as we have already discussed, is a powerful, wonderful, ridiculous thing, capable of moving mountains. And spools of thread.
— Kate DiCamillo
Petitions are ridiculous.
— Shane MacGowan
Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that's possible, but that's certainly not my intention.
— Joaquin Phoenix
Online is ridiculous. Places like Ohio State bring people here together, and students teach each other.
— Gordon Gee
I was put under contract. A major studio. I got nominated for an Academy Award. Isn't that ridiculous? I mean, at the age of 18!
— Angela Lansbury
There are times when I can't believe how much ridiculous stuff happens to me and how brilliant it is to be in a position to write about it.
— Carla H. Krueger
I know how ridiculous this sounds because of the job I do but I don't believe in romanticism and make-believe.
— Laura Marling
But as I spoke to him, all I could feel was love. That was ridiculous. And I am deeply, deeply suspicious of it.
— Sebastian Barry
This supreme instance of Troy's goodness fell upon Gabriel's ears like the thirteenth stroke of a crazy clock.
— Thomas Hardy
When a man appears in a ridiculous light to a woman, all's lost for that man.
— Stanislaw Przybyszewski
Let's grease the wheel over tea, let's discuss things in confidence. Let's be outspoken, let's be ridiculous, let's solve the world's problems.
— Alanis Morissette
It is a ridiculous demand which England and America make, that you shall speak so that they can understand you. Neither men nor toadstools grow so.
— Henry David Thoreau
That's a difficult question, because to consider yourself a rebel is sort of ridiculous.
— Shirley Manson
Pets inspire many different types of behaviour in their owners, mostly ranging from adoration to ridiculous obsessiveness, in my experience.
— Sheherazade Goldsmith
I mean, I hate when actors talk about how hard their job is. It's ridiculous, because we have the best job in the world.
— Jon Bernthal
Yeah, well, I try to think for myself once in a while, rather than buy in to the ridiculous propaganda the media would have us believe.
— Marissa Meyer
I half hoped he would be shirtless, but then wanted to smack myself at the ridiculous secret confession.
— Alex Rosa
It's really ridiculous to assume that people are improved by hearing someone tell the truth about them.
— Christa Wolf
To say that my grief will be eternal would be ridiculous - nothing is eternal.
— Marie Bashkirtseff
A new idea is first condemned as ridiculous and then dismissed as trivial, until finally, it becomes what everybody knows.
— William James
I travel a ridiculous amount, so I've thought a lot about, and spent a lot of time refining, what I carry and how I carry it.
— David Pogue
I have always had a ridiculous fear that I will walk into the bathroom one morning and find a python in my toilet.
— Lisa Graff
Mel's Diner in L.A. - they are my favorite hamburgers. I could eat there every day. They are ridiculous.
— Liam Hemsworth
As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
— Garry Maddox
The Cha-Cha is no more ridiculous than life itself.
— Whit Stillman
It came to me that it was possible to be afraid of your own fear, and that such a phenomenon was utterly ridiculous.
— Juliet Marillier
Poverty, Poetry, and new Titles of Honor, make Men ridiculous
— Benjamin Franklin
How ridiculous it is to waste our lives experimenting with those things for which we already have the answers!
— Sterling W. Sill
The minute you celebrate narcissism, which on one hand is very complex, it's very ridiculous. You have to love oneself with humor.
— Nicolas Winding Refn
Let the words be gazetted and ridiculous henceforward.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Vanity makes people ridiculous, pride odious, and ambition terrible.
— Richard Steele
We confess our bad qualities to others out of fear of appearing naive or ridiculous by not being aware of them.
— Gerald Brenan
In politics, being ridiculous is more damaging than being extreme.
— Roy Hattersley