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Retirement Humor Quotes By Gordon B. Hinckley: Believe in the power of prayer - it

Believe in the power of prayer - it is real, it is wonderful, it is tremendous. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Retirement Humor Quotes By H. W. Janson: Originality is what distinguishes art from craft. It

Originality is what distinguishes art from craft. It is the yardstick of artistic greatness. — H. W. Janson

Retirement Humor Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: May we be satisfied with nothing that shall

May we be satisfied with nothing that shall not have in it something of immortality. — Henry Ward Beecher

Retirement Humor Quotes By Robert Patterson: If we as a society are willing to

If we as a society are willing to have a preference for organic food, the farmer can pass on the savings. — Robert Patterson

Retirement Humor Quotes By Drew Brees: I don't believe that you can be too

I don't believe that you can be too short as a quarterback. It's not about height. — Drew Brees

Retirement Humor Quotes By Jeremy Brett: Trying to be Sherlock Holmes is like trying

Trying to be Sherlock Holmes is like trying to catch an arrow in mid-flight. — Jeremy Brett

Retirement Humor Quotes By Max Mitchell: I want to be around people whose goals

I want to be around people whose goals in life are more than early retirement and a new double-wide. — Max Mitchell

Retirement Humor Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I unwrapped my love for her like one

I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Retirement Humor Quotes By Francine Rivers: Why is it only in darkness that we

Why is it only in darkness that we remember what sustained us even in the light? — Francine Rivers

Retirement Humor Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Everything was wonderful and then everything was awful.

Everything was wonderful and then everything was awful. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

Retirement Humor Quotes By Charles Dickens: I fear not yet. It would be dangerous

I fear not yet. It would be dangerous for Charles yet. — Charles Dickens

Retirement Humor Quotes By Miguel De Cervantes: The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves

The very remembrance of my former misfortune proves a new one to me. — Miguel De Cervantes

Retirement Humor Quotes By Shea Hembrey: I think that an artist should be a

I think that an artist should be a skilled craftsman. — Shea Hembrey

Retirement Humor Quotes By Derek Landy: But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. — Derek Landy

Retirement Humor Quotes By Ilan Ramon: The quiet that envelops space makes the beauty

The quiet that envelops space makes the beauty even more powerful, and I only hope that the quiet can one day spread to my country. — Ilan Ramon

Retirement Humor Quotes By Tim Howard: Fur only looks good on its original owner.

Fur only looks good on its original owner. Be comfortable in your own skin, and let animals keep theirs. — Tim Howard