Reindeer Quotes: top 26 famous quotes about Reindeer

Reindeer Quotes & Sayings

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He's lying against a bale of hay and talking to his reindeer. That's odd. No, wait - he is singing to his reindeer. That's even odder. — Elise Allen

If we keep on fucking, I'm not gonna die. — Kathy Acker

I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. — John Green

Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the cleanest? A: Comet! — Arnie Lightning

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. — Johnny Marks

red-nosed reindeer did not stand a chance. — Rick Riordan

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer. — Conan O'Brien

Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles of golden moss — W. H. Auden

My job as an actor is to serve the script. If I'm looking at it as to see what the best character is, then it's not really looking at the big picture. — Frank Grillo

Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value. — David J. Linden

I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go. — Kevin Garnett

Aitisi nai poroja," replied Veikko, a pleasantry long grown routine, meaning, "Your mother fucks reindeer. — Thomas Pynchon

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Why did the reindeer fly over the mountain? Answer: Because he couldn't fly under it. — Andrew Miller

tamed his blond hair by cropping it short, but a rebellious sun-streaked strand curls over one tawny brow. Tall, broad-shouldered, — Magda Alexander

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. — Nicki Minaj

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland

Truth, though, is nothing in the face of self-falsehood, and principles are of no value if the idealist cannot live up to his own standards. — R.A. Salvatore

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie. — Terry Jones

After a session of yoga, the mind becomes tranquil and passive. — B.K.S. Iyengar

Generosity, generosity, generosity, must be the beginning and ending of our life — Cornelia Connelly

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

He has lost his print upon the earth; he has lost any fire. — Philippa Gregory

At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses. — Shelly Thacker

Camels are snobbish
and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic
even murderous.
Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore