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Reindeer Quotes By Elise Allen: He's lying against a bale of hay and

He's lying against a bale of hay and talking to his reindeer. That's odd. No, wait - he is singing to his reindeer. That's even odder. — Elise Allen

Reindeer Quotes By Kathy Acker: If we keep on fucking, I'm not gonna

If we keep on fucking, I'm not gonna die. — Kathy Acker

Reindeer Quotes By John Green: I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular

I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous. — John Green

Reindeer Quotes By Arnie Lightning: Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the

Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the cleanest? A: Comet! — Arnie Lightning

Reindeer Quotes By Johnny Marks: Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows. — Johnny Marks

Reindeer Quotes By Rick Riordan: red-nosed reindeer did not stand a chance.

red-nosed reindeer did not stand a chance. — Rick Riordan

Reindeer Quotes By Conan O'Brien: Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer. — Conan O'Brien

Reindeer Quotes By W. H. Auden: Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles

Herds of reindeer move across Miles and miles of golden moss — W. H. Auden

Reindeer Quotes By Frank Grillo: My job as an actor is to serve

My job as an actor is to serve the script. If I'm looking at it as to see what the best character is, then it's not really looking at the big picture. — Frank Grillo

Reindeer Quotes By David J. Linden: Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged

Clearly, Siberian reindeer are not fighting over drugged urine for its nutrative value. — David J. Linden

Reindeer Quotes By Kevin Garnett: I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm

I'm like Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. If I'm not ready, the sled isn't going to go. — Kevin Garnett

Reindeer Quotes By Thomas Pynchon: Aitisi nai poroja," replied Veikko, a pleasantry long

Aitisi nai poroja," replied Veikko, a pleasantry long grown routine, meaning, "Your mother fucks reindeer. — Thomas Pynchon

Reindeer Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut Jr.: Ting-a-ling mother fucker.

Ting-a-ling mother fucker. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

Reindeer Quotes By Andrew Miller: Why did the reindeer fly over the mountain?

Why did the reindeer fly over the mountain? Answer: Because he couldn't fly under it. — Andrew Miller

Reindeer Quotes By Magda Alexander: tamed his blond hair by cropping it short,

tamed his blond hair by cropping it short, but a rebellious sun-streaked strand curls over one tawny brow. Tall, broad-shouldered, — Magda Alexander

Reindeer Quotes By Nicki Minaj: I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a

I'm Santa Claus to these hoes without a reindeer. — Nicki Minaj

Reindeer Quotes By Ted Strickland: If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would

If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves. — Ted Strickland

Reindeer Quotes By R.A. Salvatore: Truth, though, is nothing in the face of

Truth, though, is nothing in the face of self-falsehood, and principles are of no value if the idealist cannot live up to his own standards. — R.A. Salvatore

Reindeer Quotes By Terry Jones: I'm a good cook; one of my specialities

I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie. — Terry Jones

Reindeer Quotes By B.K.S. Iyengar: After a session of yoga, the mind becomes

After a session of yoga, the mind becomes tranquil and passive. — B.K.S. Iyengar

Reindeer Quotes By Cornelia Connelly: Generosity, generosity, generosity, must be the beginning and

Generosity, generosity, generosity, must be the beginning and ending of our life — Cornelia Connelly

Reindeer Quotes By Neil DeGrasse Tyson: Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light

Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue-nosed reindeer never got the gig. — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Reindeer Quotes By Dana Gould: To really make it look like Santa came,

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

Reindeer Quotes By Philippa Gregory: He has lost his print upon the earth;

He has lost his print upon the earth; he has lost any fire. — Philippa Gregory

Reindeer Quotes By Shelly Thacker: At least reindeer kisses do not cause me

At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses. — Shelly Thacker

Reindeer Quotes By Marianne Moore: Camels are snobbishand sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurastheniceven

Camels are snobbish
and sheep, unintelligent; water buffaloes, neurasthenic
even murderous.
Reindeer seem over-serious. — Marianne Moore