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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match "It's a fight to the finish". That's a good place to end.
— Mitch Hedberg
A good time for laughing is when you can.
— Jessamyn West
Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
— Al Franken
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
Lust is the sin that gets me excited. Luckily, because I'm married, I also get really good jewelry out of it.
— Heather Locklear
Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
— Oscar Wilde
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant.
— C.S. Forester
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
The hateful reviews are very funny. And sometimes you can enjoy a hateful review much more than a good review.
— Gaspar Noe
Good things come to those who hustle
— Chuck Noll
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
— Buster Keaton
![Really Good Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/really-good-funny-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "Really Good Funny Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it.
— Merrie Haskell
Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.
— Auliq Ice
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
I think good actors tend to be really funny.
— Zooey Deschanel
The Doctor: I've seen bigger.Clara: Really?
The Doctor: Are you joking? It's massive! — Steven Moffat
Good shot.""Not really. I was aiming for his balls. — Laurann Dohner
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
— George Carlin
I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'
— Ashton Kutcher
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
I came up with a good idea ... see-through skin.
— Karl Pilkington
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!
— Charles Dickens
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
— Raymond Benson
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
Sometimes it's good to be the smartest rat in the sewer.
— Michael Houbrick
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."
— Henny Youngman
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Offering Dragons quarter is no good, they regrow all their parts and come on again. They have to be killed.
— John Berryman
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
If you have spent any time with Barack Obama, you know he's a funny guy. He's a good guy. He knows sports.
— Ed Rendell
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
— Heath Ledger
