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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
— Regina Griffin
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
The doctrine of the Trinity simply states that God fully exists in three personally distinct ways.
— Gregory A. Boyd
People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.
— Crystal Woods
History is a burden. Stories can make us fly.
— Mark Gatiss
People want me to do things, be a certain way and that's not going to happen. I'm going to be Albert Belle.
— Albert Belle
Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727)
New Orleans, LA — Diana Hollingsworth Gessler
You have to be a little contrite to get redemption.
— Steve Madden
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
Good leadership is pervasive, persuasive, and persistent. Bad leadership is poisoned with pedanticism, posturing, self-importance.
— Marcia Whicker
No magnetic wombats, no flying hyenas, no catfish masquerading as samurai, and, MOST CERTAINLY, no Duku jam!
— Gina Marinello-Sweeney
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
Correctness is clearly the prime quality. If a system does not do what it is supposed to do, then everything else about it matters little.
— Bertrand Meyer
Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.
— Leah Broadby
Religion of the masses is absurd. But so is their science!
— Raheel Farooq
