Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
— Ziad K. Abdelnour
No man or woman is uniformly successful ... we must all expect a rather high percentage of failure in the things we attempt.
— Barnaby Keeney
It's not easy to be God. — Peter Zilahy
Simplicity is the great friend to nature, and if I would be proud of anything in this silly world, it should be of this honest alliance. — Laurence Sterne
Get off the negative treadmill It does not help you in any way It keeps your mind mired in the past and leads your heart astray — Donna T. Cavanagh
If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of. — Jenna Marbles
I didn't know how to be any other way. I felt like one of those barbarian kings just coming to conquer the Roman Empire — Mike Tyson
Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. — Walter Winchell
The clock indicates the moment-but what does eternity indicate? — Paul Di Filippo
It's hard to dance to really fast music. All you can do is pump your fist to it, and after a while, you're going to have a seizure. — Kiesza
The first purchase I made with my own money was a single by The Kinks, "All Day and All of the Night" and still one of my all time favorites. — Gary Calamar
