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I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
— Richie Sambora
Pray for anything you like, if it is for the good of us all.-I pray for beer, for meat and for a new wife with hard hands. You can share the wife. — Ernest Hemingway,
The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.
— Germaine Greer
For which cause a man will leave his father and mother and cleave unto his wife, and the two shall be one flesh',
— Leo Tolstoy
It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is the height of irreligion.
— Mahatma Gandhi
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
— Stephan Pastis
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.
— Jim Samuels
You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,""For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven
All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.
— Henny Youngman
I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.
— John Hodgman
My wife always tells people, 'He's not going to be able run to for anything because I'm not going to let him start a campaign.'
— Joe Scarborough
There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.
— Brian Kiley
I always had to resist the urge to go to him like a wife, as if we'd already been a couple for a hundred thousand lifetimes.
— Miranda July
Avoid wine and women - choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.
— William Osler
The love of a man for his wife, his child, of the land where he lives and works, is for me the real meaning of mystical experience.
— Edward Abbey
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.
— Barbara Bush
This is just a little love song I for my wife. Or for everybody who is going to listen now, but I wrote it for my wife.
— Jack Johnson
He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife.
— Nicolas Bentley
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
— Howard Stern
Nature meant for me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit.
— John Dryden
A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife.
— Sydney J. Harris
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
— Harry Connick Jr.
Any woman who, by her own admission, is capable of shooting a man in cold blood is likely the perfect wife for me.
— Vanessa Kelly
Osama bin Laden ... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide.
— David Letterman
The exchange of a wife for a pair of gates( "The finest this side Paradise,") Brandwyn had written in his diary
— Alan Bradley
I've been married to my wife for 60 years but it feels just like yesterday, and you know what a bloody awful day yesterday was.
— Frank Carson
My wife had only been dead for a few months, and already random ass women were trying to fill her shoes.
— Jessica N. Watkins
There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.
— Thomas Wolfe
A man who wears a sword knows to hold the love of his wife and family dear, for at any time he may not see another day of it.
— Aleksandra Layland
Always being there was the essential secret for a wife.
— Elizabeth Von Arnim
The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Trin Tragula - for that was his name - was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. And
— Douglas Adams
A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids, being there for the husband, being home, trying to do it all.
— Julianna Margulies
One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.
— John Gay
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.
— J.B. Priestley
A woman may be called a wife and mother for most of her life, while a man is called a husband and father only at his funeral.
— Barbara Holland
He's a fool that marries, but he's a greater that does not marry a fool; what is wit in a wife good for, but to make a man a cuckold?
— William Wycherley
Gary was a righteous man, frank about his lusts, and they were the lusts of the righteous: for sugar and fat and the succour of a wife.
— Rafael Yglesias
A wife can give you strife. A wife can act like a knife, and a wife can help you have a good life. And the same goes for husbands.
— Art Hochberg
I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.
— Christopher Walken
You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife.
— Noelle Adams
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine.
— Mandy Patinkin
If that God for whom you blindly kill made us in his image, each bullet in my wife's body will have been a wound in his heart.
— Antoine Leiris
Surely a gentle sister is the second best gift to a man; and it is first in point of occurrence; for the wife comes after.
— Herman Melville
How happy a thing were a wedding,And a bedding,
If a man might purchase a wife
For a twelvemonth and a day — Thomas Flatman
A Jew never laughs without looking at his wife for approval.
— Jackie Mason
Grief for a dead Wife, and a troublesome Guest, Continues to the threshold, and there is at rest; But I mean such wives as are none of the best
— Benjamin Franklin
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom.
— John Barrymore
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.
— Mick Ralphs
When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
— Mark Twain
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
— Woody Allen
When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice.
— T. Rafael Cimino
I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.
— Michelangelo
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
— Rafael Benitez
When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict.
— Billy Graham
A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife
— S.E. Hall
Brief flings and the companionship of a professional are no match for the love and trust between a husband and wife.
— Barbara Longley
If a lecturer, he wishes to be heard; if a writer, to be read. He always hopes for a public beyond that of the long-suffering wife.
— Samuel E. Morison
A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them.
— Phyllis Bottome
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
— Warren Beatty
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
— Lemuel K. Washburn
A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage.
— Honore De Balzac
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
— Erma Bombeck
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
— Mark Twain
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.
— Hesiod
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
— Erma Bombeck
A wife's prayers for her husband have a far greater effect on him than anyone else's, even his mother's. (Sorry, Mom.)
— Stormie O'martian
