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I need a woman to have a quirky sense of humor. There's a bunch of jokes I use, and if she doesn't get them, she's probably not for me. — Matthew Perry

I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor. — Kyle MacLachlan

It's possible to spend money anywhere in the world if you put your mind to it, something I proved conclusively by running up huge debts in Cincinnati. — Leo Durocher

I'm imperfect, and in perfection there is no any CLIMAX! — Samar Sudha

You can quote me, but I'll tell everyone that you're lying. — Jael Turner

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is. — Lori R. Lopez

Duke to Michel: I'm fairly certain that even if
you'd struggle in a quiz against a pigeon, you are capable enough of opening doors. — Elias Zapple

Looking can make you want. Wanting can get you thinking. If you want them to stop thinking, just give them what they want. — R.S. Vern

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping? — Lisa Papademetriou

My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig's from 'Saturday Night Live' or 'Bridesmaids.' Quirky, off the beaten path. — Nicole Ari Parker

Such a sensitive dog. Or maybe he just needs to go outside for other reasons. — Sarah Mlynowski

Every morning the first thing I do is serve my husband a bowl full of praises. More then his stomach I try to keep his ego full. — Megha Khare

God is the source. Everything else is a resource. — Tony Evans

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights) — Jane Dentinger

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro. — Rucy Ban

But who is ever fair in an argument? — A.B. Shepherd

Instead of heading for a big mental breakdown, I decided to have a small breakdown every Tuesday evening. — Graham Parke

He had deduced also that I was quirky and promised me that he was too. — Olivia Sudjic

In Chestnut Hill money didn't talk, but it drank, and played a lot of golf. — Alistair McHarg

I know that look." Jack shook his head ruefully. "Doan worry; she'll
give you your balls back as soon as she's done getting her way. — Kresley Cole

There is a property in the horizon which no man has but he whose eye can integrate all parts, that is, the poet. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd! — Mandy Hale

The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback. — Nicholson Baker