Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit.
— J.B. Priestley
Her pubic hair grew like a patch of grass that had been trampled by a passing army.
— Haruki Murakami
To say I have frizzy hair is an understatement. It is kinky, more pubic than cranial, and whitish blond, breaking off easily, like hay. — Kathryn Stockett
All girls over age 14 remove pubic hair. The only touching is to remove hair. That's grim. — Peggy Orenstein
Oh, torture. Torture. My pubic hairs went gray. — Steven Spielberg
Somebody's gotta stand up and say pubic hair is good, murder is bad. Sex is good, violence is bad. — William H. Macy
Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner. — Hadley Freeman
See," Miranda said, "this is the truth." Sitting in class one morning, I found her pubic hair in my teeth. — David Burr Gerrard
We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there. — Jon Stewart
I dream that someone will love me as a person so wholly that it won't matter whether I have gray pubic hair or sagging breast. — Teri Hatcher
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling. — Dylan Moran
