Prick Quotes

I'm sure your prick is as massive as your head is thick. — Courtney Milan

When he wasn't cutting the pitiful figure of a mourning widower, he was being a downright prick. — Tessa Dare

On a good day, I'm a first class prick, but even I know that being treated like you're disposable is something no one should ever be used to. — Melyssa Winchester

You've been drinking. Let's go before I become the asshole prick you think I am. — Cristin Harber

I have no spur
To prick the sides of my intent, but only
Vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself
And falls on the other. — William Shakespeare

He who holds onto a grudge holds onto a thorn expecting it to prick the one who wronged him. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Yet I have come to distrust book jackets calculated to prick desire like a Bloomingdale's window, as if you could wear what you read. — Lynne Sharon Schwartz

I'd say we're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. — Robert Fanney

Prick us we bleed, prick him he pops. — John Green

So Loki
(the god of being a needless prick all the time) — Cory O'Brien

Feeling my own humiliation in my heart like the sharp prick of a needle. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The problem with being a really smart prick is, end of the day, you're still a prick. — Dana Haynes

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-livered boy. — William Shakespeare

That boy was ready for his life to come, he would undoubtedly be highly successful, the lying little prick. — Charles Bukowski

Who's the boss?

TONY DANZA, YOU PRICK! — Patrick Wensink

Never apologize for someone you love, he says quietly. It makes you look like a prick. — J.P. Delaney

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight. — H.P. Lovecraft

All of that happiness was overwhelming the shit out of you! You must feel better now that you're a miserable fucking prick again. — Jacquelyn Ayres

A proud heart can survive a general failure because such a failure does not prick its pride. — Chinua Achebe

Common prick of conscience. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Are you coming back to campus or you sticking around here with the prick? — Holly Hood

Shall I prick my prick as well? — George R R Martin

If ye prick a man, he will bleed. And I've never seen a man whose blood is aything but red. — N.a.

So, Maximus the Fellatio Trainer - how does your prick feel about scratchy barbarian beards?"

Lucius Petronius — J.P. Kenwood

-Fiona, this is my mate, Frank Begbie. Or Franco. Or Beggars. Or the Beggar Boy. Or the Generalissmo. Or Psychotic Bullying Prick. — Irvine Welsh

I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don't come off like a complete prick. — Krista Ritchie

I felt tears prick my eyes as I looked down at the model again, looking at that girl and boy on the curb. Forever in that place, together. — Sarah Dessen

You can prick your finger ... Just don't finger your prick. — George Carlin

So you settle to be a slave, eh? Yes, lord, no, lord, let me hold your prick while you piss all over me, lord? — Bernard Cornwell

The shirt says; 'I bite.' You prick, not 'I blo — Antoinette Houston

Life is a dream of roses and the thorns prick us back to reality — Daljit Ranajee

What kind of prick threatened a child?

A dead one. — Eve Langlais

If you prick us do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh? If you poison us do we not die? And if you wrong us shall we not revenge? — William Shakespeare

What a prick! Isn't this just my luck? — Anonymous

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick. — James Patterson

Nothing becomes some women more than the prick of ambition. Love, on the contrary, may make them very dull. — Francoise Sagan

If you do ever decide to go on testosterone, build yourself into a good man. The last thing the world needs is another misogynist prick. — Ivan E. Coyote

He's sort of a prick in a way, but he's smart and honest and fearless." "Even — Michael Lewis

She must protect herself. There would be no one to do it for her. A plan started to prick up its ears inside her, slowly, but getting stronger. — Catherynne M Valente

His lips rise. "I usually dumb down around the intellectually deficient so I don't come off like a complete prick." I think he just called me stupid. — Krista Ritchie

And yes, I let him fuck me because it's been so bloody long I've almost forgotten what my prick's for. — J.L. Merrow

I Just Want you to know I'm a big fan, even though you're kind of a prick and a cheat. So don't take it personally when yo get KTFO'd tonight. — Jamie McGuire

For some reason, Beck's unexpected kindness was hard to bear - it made tears prick my eyes where Jack's threats hadn't. — Maggie Stiefvater

Many people see themselves as a rose, when all they are is just a prick. — Jeffrey Fry

Suck my balls, rim me like a pro, then stick your prick up my ass, and you got a problem with the word 'fuck'? Man, you got issues. — James Buchanan

I'm about to turn you from a rooster to a hen, you preening little prick. — J.T. Geissinger

Dan felt a throb of resentment (officious prick) but suppressed it. — Stephen King

There are open wounds, shrunk sometimes to the size of a pin-prick but wounds still. — F Scott Fitzgerald

I prick him, you bleed. — Leigh Bardugo

What has you roaring like a bull with his prick hung in a fence? — Susan Scott

Yup," Heather replied. "Some jackass tries to prick me and I'm gonna prick him right back! Leave the bottle, bucko. Save ya a trip. — Jacob D. Lochner

The bastard - no other name was necessary, from now on the man formerly known as J.D. would simply be called The Bastard, The Prick, or The Shithead. — Julie James

In the end you'll have to cede to Lord Mersey. He's too much of a peer, you understand? And a bit of a prick as well. — Gail Carriger

Ye can stick your comfort straight up your arse, MacKenzie, and your goddamned stiff prick, too! — Diana Gabaldon

That is the nature of prophecy ... Prophecy will bite your prick off every time. — George R R Martin

When you prick a person with a needle, red blood comes out - that's the real world, — Haruki Murakami

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it's all gone. — Aaron Asher

Judge not, lest ye be punched in the face for being a self-righteous prick. — Jim C. Hines

That's what I thought, you abominable prick. — Becca Fitzpatrick

What kind of selfish prick hangs himself where he'll be found by his fifteen-year-old son? No note, nothing. It was unforgivable. — Matthew FitzSimmons

To the wise, a prick on the finger avoids a hole in the heart. — Donita K. Paul

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?"
"I wouldn't call you that ... — Anthony Horowitz

Cherubs fan our foolish fires, filling hearts with mad desires. They prick our pride and haughtiness with quick, angelic naughtiness. — John Biccard

Jack Torrance thought: Officious little prick. — Stephen King

It is the little things that pierce and burn and prick for years to come. — Algernon Blackwood

That guy should be in porn films." Barclay frowned. "Why's that then, Allan?" Ward looked at him. "Tell me, Tam, when did you last see a bigger prick? — Ian Rankin

I filed him in my mental database under Useless Prick, for future reference. — Tana French

If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking and you beat love down. — William Shakespeare

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

'Ouch' is not independent of social training. One has only to prick a foreigner to appreciate that it is an English word. — Willard Van Orman Quine

You're not one of those cranky old people who uses their age as an excuse to be a prick, are you? — Corrine Jackson

I'm a prick half the time, but you make me better. You make me happy. I don't want to lose you. I love you. I don't want to lose you. — Nyrae Dawn

Asshole by nature, prick by design — K. Pars

The more so because, among its repetitions, it is always looking for new ways to prick you. — Julian Barnes

Cobb is a prick. But he sure can hit. God Almighty, that man can hit. — Babe Ruth

In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick. — George Carlin

So fragile - the human body. Just one prick and it will draw blood. Just one bullet and the bleeding will never stop. — Tiana Dalichov

Well aren't you a prick." If a prick turns down a girl that's been pounded more times than a basketball court, then by all means, call me a prick. I — Randa Lynn

You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk! — St John Morris

That prick's still your copyeditor?" "Yep. He's such a dick. He was giving me — Blake Crouch

Somewhere in every intellectual is a dumb prick. — Saul Bellow

If you prick us, do we not bleed? — William Shakespeare

Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.
Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15) — Sally Harris

America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven men's cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. — Walter Abish

There I am then back in the saddle, in my numbed heart a prick of misgiving, like one dying of cancer obliged to consult his dentist. — Samuel Beckett

A rose's prick is better than a daisy's kiss. — Matshona Dhliwayo