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I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.
— Roseanne Barr
Pork was in 1971, and I stopped hanging out at The Factory by like 1973.
— Harvey Fierstein
Harvard has been almost as important to the American Jewish community as the pork-sausage industry.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Nothing moves. Nothing makes a sound. It's as quiet as a pulled-pork-rib joint next to a synagogue. I
— Richard Kadrey
The Baptist found him far too deep; The Deist sighed with saving sorrow; And the lean Levite went to sleep, And dreamed of tasting pork to-morrow.
— Winthrop Mackworth Praed
You can't say that you need to burn witches and shun gay men but eat pork and wear all the mixed fibers you want!!
— Heidi Cullinan
I've had no shellfish and no pork for quite some time.
— Amar'e Stoudemire
I didn't think I'd ever eat pork; it just does not appeal to me.
— Bill Callahan
Pulled pork jokes never get old.
— Joel Edgerton
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
— Anthony Bourdain
If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.
— Khaled Hosseini
First the pork chops, then morality
— Bertolt Brecht
Television was supposed to be a national park. Instead it has become a money machine. It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies.
— Fred W. Friendly
I have wined and dined with kings and queens and I've slept in alleys and dined on pork and beans.
— Dusty Rhodes
Cannibals say that we taste like pork, and bacon is my spirit animal, so we're probably delicious.
— Jenny Lawson
I used to dream about bringing a knife to therapy and slicing her into pork chop-sized pieces.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?" Saurfang smiled. "I don't eat pork.
— Christie Golden
Every time you consume factory-farmed chicken, beef, veal, pork, eggs, or dairy, you are eating antibiotics, pesticides, steroids, and hormones.
— Rory Freedman
The truth in acting is that we are all hired help. We are a commodity. There is no difference between being an actor and pork bellies.
— Lorraine Bracco
There had to be men out there besides Pop and Howard who didn't smell like pork and sizzle in the morning.
— Lia Fairchild
The tax code will never be simplified in our lifetime because it's not about taxes; it's about congressmen distributing the pork.
— Rita Mae Brown
I ate healthily, but there was no snacking, no drinking, no bread, no sugar, no smoking. Afterwards I had a pork belly roast.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
Since this is the age of science, not religion, psychiatrists are our rabbis, heroin is our pork, and the addict is the unclean person.
— Thomas Szasz
Maybe that's how I'll know I've found true love--when I find a man who will eat burnt biscuits and dry pork chops.
— Sarah Loudin Thomas
Armando's not a pork chop, I say. She shrugs. At least a pork chop would feed you.
— Cristina Henriquez
This, my children," Alistair said proudly, "was barbecue pork." Dan rapped his fingers against the latch. "Been out in the sun for a long time.
— Peter Lerangis
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Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere.
— Colin Baker
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time.
— Jim Cooper
Hell, a pig had most humans beat, smarter than small children, and we didn't eat those but maybe we should.
— Kelly J. Cogswell
Pork is not a vegetable.
— Jordon Quattlebaum
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[A]nything served in a Chinese restaurant is Kosher, even pork. from The Kosher Guide to Imaginary Animals — Duff Goldman
Pork is my friend.
— Tom Douglas
He would butcher it as soon as the weather was cold enough to keep the pork frozen. Once
— Laura Ingalls Wilder
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n.
— Michael Biehn
I'm ashamed that Congress finds billions for pork-barrel subsidies but fails to find money for veterans' health care.
— John McCain
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I'm Muslim the way many of my Jewish friends are Jewish: I avoid pork, and I take the big holidays off.
— Aasif Mandvi
I'm a pescatarian, so I don't eat red meat or pork. So my dinners usually consist of seafood in some way. And maybe cookies after!
— Misty Copeland
There is poetry in a pork chop to a hungry man.
— Philip Gibbs
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops.
— Mamie Eisenhower
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry.
— Joel Salatin
You two fit like pork and beans.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I grew up castrating hogs on an Iowa farm, so when I come to Washington, I'll know how to cut pork.
— Joni Ernst
Thirty minutes later I reached my destination - the Pork Pit.
— Jennifer Estep
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect.
— Christien Meindertsma
There is a Yiddish saying: If I am going to be forced to eat pork, it better be of the best kind.
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
The bill's a textbook example of special interest pork barrel politics at work, and I have no choice but to veto it.
— Ronald Reagan
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste.
— Nikita Khrushchev
The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels.
— George H. W. Bush
No sausage? he asked.Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record. — Maureen Johnson
I'm not much of a drinker, so I'm going to eat seven pounds of pork.
— Billy Bob Thornton
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare.
— Ed Begley Jr.
It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.
— Bam Bam Bigelow
To light a lamp as a source of light is about as wasteful of energy as to burn down ones house to roast one's pork.
— J.B.S. Haldane
Love is a lot like pork: there's loin steak and there's bologna. Each has its own place and function.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me.
— Ted Stevens
In North Carolina, barbecue means pork, child. Hot dogs and hamburgers on a grill - that's called 'cooking out' around here,
— Sarah Addison Allen
This is worse than Hollywood, he thought. A girl comes in with a pork chop and I write a song for her.
— Eva Ibbotson
If I had to narrow my choice of meats down to one for the rest of my life, I am quite certain that meat would be pork.
— James Beard
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it.
— Josh Henderson
Dad determined when the pork lard was hot enough for frying by dropping a match into it; if the match lit, the lard was hot enough.
— Paul Prudhomme
I heard you asking questions of each: Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my Angel?
— Allen Ginsberg
What are you two talking about?" Gladys asked."We're talkin' about roses, chicken chips, and pork rinds," he said. — Carolyn Brown
White? That's good. virginal. He'll be reminded this is a first for you and hopefully won't just impale you on his pork sword.
— Carmen Jenner
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Look, she doesn't like pork," [Blue] said. "Take her someplace they use lots of butter. And don't ever say the word chuckle around her. She hates it.
— Maggie Stiefvater
A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him!
— Charles Dickens
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though.
— David Chang
