Pony Quotes: top 76 famous quotes about Pony

Pony Quotes & Sayings

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I'm not a gentle pony ... I promise you, you will have to work to keep your seat. — Julia Quinn

My entire life, I just wanted a pony, and I couldn't care less about a pair of shoes. — Kendall Jenner

A lot of films need planning in order to survive at all. It's part of the dog and pony show. — John Turturro

Oh yeah,Call said under his breath. I'm the crazy one. Nothing to worry about at the ole Magisterium. Evil pony school, here we come. Pg. 58 — Holly Black

I'm glad that our God is not the guy with a pony-tail who wants to toss a frisbee with His saints. — Eric Ludy

When I'm at school, I usually put my hair up. High pony, side pony, or a bun, I like my hair out of my face. — Laura Marano

You look as though you own a minimum of one pony. — Katherine Rundell

At least if we don't close down the Environmental Protection Agency, we at least put a snaffle bit on them and ride the pony down. — Dick Armey

Twilight is to Vampires what My Little Pony is to Kentucky Derby Winning Horses. — Dennis Sharpe

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

...tyson calling after him, "pony! Don't go! — Rick Riordan

If you were seeing a lot of horseshit, there had to be a pony in the vicinity. — Stephen King

I asked for a pony. And year after year I'm disappointed. — Rob Thomas

I kind of like pony tails, beards, maybe a tattoo. My massive obsession - I'm really targeting a niche market here - a hair lip. — Margot Robbie

A handwritten, personal letter has become a genuine modern-day luxury, like a child's pony ride. — Shana Alexander

If I find out that Whin has been sedated or restrained I'll ride you naked through the streets of Imre like a little pink pony. — Patrick Rothfuss

By the time you were in your cradle," said Darcy, his voice laced with sarcasm, "I was already riding my first pony." "You — Jann Rowland

I swim with all my strength. No superhuman surge, or pony heroics; it's just me at my most desperate. — Karen Russell

You'd never get tired of a pony. It's a classic. It's, like, the Chanel jacket of toys. — Sophie Kinsella

Dude! said a party pony as he unloaded his gear. Did you see that bear guy? He was all like: 'Whoa, I have an arrow in my mouth! — Rick Riordan

Rus, dancing alongside Roza like a monstrous, bedraggled pony. — Laura Ruby

But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral. — John Green

I'd just met a talking garden gnome and the nightmare version of My Little Pony. — Nicole Peeler

Do you take credit cards? I bet your pony would be worth a ride. — Cari Quinn

I solemnly swear to tell Mrs. Casnoff that Elodie's ghost looked at me. And if I do not tell her, I swear to buy Jenna a pony. A vampire pony. — Rachel Hawkins

You seem to be trying to ride a pony named Trouble all the way to the border. — Erik Bundy

He was the closest thing she had to a pony. — Maureen Johnson

A child who is happy on his pony's back has something which will be to him a glorious memory that the years cannot dim ... — Muriel Wace

As a youngster, I played in Little League, Pony League, and all sorts of amateur baseball programs growing up. — Jim Evans

First you don't want me to get the pony, then you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! — Homer

Good." His eyes flash fire. "Now ride me like a fucking pony. — Dahlia Adler

To survive there, you need the ambition of a Latin-American revolutionary, the ego of a grand opera tenor, and the physical stamina of a cow pony. — Billie Burke

Most of the time I'm in khakis and a white T-shirt. I'm a total Gap girl. Super casual, hair in a pony tail and no makeup. — Jennifer Love Hewitt

pony, mashed potato, alligator, watusi, twist, jerk. — A.V. Club

In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies! — Dr. Seuss

The pony stared at us lugubriously from the dashboard. Jesus. Little fucker had watched the whole thing. — Leah Raeder

Trying to get more learning out of the present system is like trying to get the Pony Express to compete with the telegraph by breeding faster ponies. — Edward Fiske

What's up with the statue routine?" Trez muttered. "Someone move your My Little Pony collection again? — J.R. Ward

I would not wish to marry someone who had already been married. It would be,' she opined, 'like having someone else break in one's own pony. — Neil Gaiman

Better to be a one trick pony...than all-purpose glue. — Matthew Quinn Martin

You dig ok Pony Boy — S.E. Hinton

If there's a magic pony in the story, chances are I'll read it. — Chris Adrian

If I could be any animal I would be a pony because then I could have sex with ponies. — Thom Yorke

It comes in pints? — Peter Jackson

I sure didn't want to try to take a ride on that pony only to find out he had no more get up and go. — Tara West

Bad pony-men! BOO! — Rick Riordan

Life is like Sanskrit read to a pony. — Lou Reed

Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once a week. — Terry Pratchett

and I shall keep a pony-chaise to jog about the country in, just as I used to in the good old days, before I got restless, and — Kenneth Grahame

The Gold Rush and the Pony Express made Sacramento a substantial place in terms of enterprise. — Wayne Thiebaud

There is always a pony, — Deanna Raybourn

Sometimes I think I'm a one-trick pony because I'm not very inventive about new ways of telling stories. — Sara Paretsky

You backbiting, poisonous, treacherous, deceitful, wicked, clever girl. If this works I'll buy you a pony. — Jim Butcher

Alec put his hands up. "Okay, stop." The four vampires stared at him. "Horses? As in equine, My Little Pony, clippety-clop fucking horses? — N.R. Walker

Hush. Your hair was so pretty. I was hoping you'd let me braid it one day. I suppose I'll have to buy a pony instead. — Sarah J. Maas

But there is such a crowd already in the house tonight as there hasn't been for long enough. It never rains but it pours, we say in Bree. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Tyson was still staring at Chiron in amazement. He whimpered like he wanted to pat Chiron's flank but was afraid to come closer.
Pony? — Rick Riordan

A pony is a childhood dream. A horse is an adulthood treasure. — Rebecca Carroll

I always had long legs. When I was young, I used to think, 'Why do I look like a little pony?' — Tina Turner

Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down. — Lady Gaga

Zealots are like one track-pony. Don't get in their way without expecting to get hurt. — Patricia Briggs

Pony Lords, jump for your lives - AAH! — Breehn Burns

Adventures are not all pony-rides in May-sunshine. — J.R.R. Tolkien

It took me until I was nine to realise he was letting me win. I just thought I had a very fast pony. — C.S. Pacat

A rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears. — Terry Pratchett

You can viddy that everything in this wicked world counts. You can pony that one thing always leads to another. Right right right. — Anthony Burgess

I can't stand small babies. I would rather give birth to a kitten or a colt ... a little pony. — Marie Helvin

I just got on a pony's back and away I went. — Gordon Richards

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear! — Cecily Von Ziegesar

Excitement was plentiful during my two years' service as a Pony Express rider. — Buffalo Bill

Monodynamic (adj.) Having only a single talent. The technical word to describe a one-trick pony. Moreish — Ammon Shea

Elderly witches and wizards still use the saying 'I'll take Cadogan's pony' to mean, 'I'll salvage the best I can from a tricky situation'. — J.K. Rowling

There is no such thing as failure. Everything is a success to whatever degree it is taken. — Morning Sun Yellow Pony

making sense? what fun is there in making sense?"~ Discord — Hasbro My Little Pony

I can still kick your pony-lovin' butt with twice this much pain."
Thomas shrugged, "I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now. — James Dashner

I'm tired of their plastic pony show. — Randolph Randy Camp