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Ensuring a bright future for all our children is the responsibility of the community, the schools, families and like it or not- politicians as well. — Michael N. Castle

I would like to offer a candidate to be added to the venerable list of English collective nouns: a scum of politicians. — John P. Wheeler III

It's nonsense that people join the army to serve the country, like the politicians do it only for the sake of the country. — Sam Manekshaw

I don't like my politicians entertaining me and I don't like my entertainers politicianing me. — Craig Ferguson

He was one of those diplomats who like and know how to work, and, despite his laziness, he occasionally spent nights at his desk. — Leo Tolstoy

People in Indiana like to see their politicians at the county fair or the Rotary Club. — Richard Mourdock

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons. — Benjamin Franklin

Our politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me. — Sting

There are honest journalists like there are honest politicians - they stay bought. — Bill Moyers

I am not attracted to those politicians who are short on vision and only want to make money. I like those who have vision. — Gautam Adani

Trophy hunters are like politicians, they both like to pull the trigger from the comfort of a safe distance. — J. Bartell

Those little fish and the lobster as well are automatic survival mechanisms, like politicians. They — Hovav Heth

These days many politicians are demanding change. Just like homeless people. — George Carlin

The problem for me is not that Schwarzenegger is governor, but the extent to which even politicians who are not actors are functioning like actors. — Slavoj Zizek

Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. — Bob Beckel

Like environmentalists, politicians generally privilege flora and fauna over folks. — Ilana Mercer

Politicians are like the bones of a horse's foreshoulder-not a straight one in it. — Wendell Phillips

So why are we having to fight in 2012 against politicians who want to end access to birth control? It's like we woke up in a bad episode of 'Mad Men.' — Cecile Richards

We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like
politicians. — MaryJanice Davidson

What passes for real debate in Washington often seems more like an echo chamber, with politicians talking at politicians. — Bill Delahunt

Contrary to what the politicians and religious leaders would like us to believe, the world won't be made safer by creating barriers between people. — Michael Palin

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens. — Rita Mae Brown

We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians. — Kinky Friedman

As for the politicians, like everyone else in America, they were motivated by money, not ideals. — Charles Dickens

Facts from politicians are like Muligans from the devil - useless. — Frank Coyle

I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright

Politicians are like weather vanes. Our job is to make the wind blow. — David R. Brower

Some politicians are much noisier than the dogs! Just like teaching a dog how to hush, public must likewise teach those politicians to shush! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves. — J.B. Priestley

I don't like it, to be honest, when politicians make a big thing of their religious beliefs, so I don't make a big thing of it. — Tony Blair

Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood. — Cal Thomas

They lives rough, and risk swinging, but they eat and drink like fighting-cocks. What means this? Politicians! — Sam Houssami

Politicians, like generals, have a tendency to fight the last war. — John Bolton

Interviewing politicians and movie stars, you know what you'll get. I like the people-stories better. — Shepard Smith

Politicians don't like empowered individuals. — Neal Boortz

HIstory collects secrets like politicians collect lies. — Steve Robinson

Live Like a Raj Thakare and Die Like a Balasaheb Thakare. — Sagar Ugale

We should make politicians dress like race car drivers
when they get money, make them wear the company logos on their suit. — Jay Leno

David Halberstam quoted Lyndon Johnson saying of a staffer: I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. — David Halberstam

I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn't talk about sexual congress and Congress simultaneously. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Nothing corrupts a politician quite as much as friendship. Good politicians don't bribe; they make us like them. — Matthew Parris

Politicians like to talk about incentives - for businesses to relocate, for example, or to get folks to buy local. — Tom Golisano

He was half a politician, and like most of his kind he was an insecure man. — Ross Macdonald

the media, like the politicians, do not take note of rebellion until it is too large to be ignored. — Howard Zinn

You may scoff at the Tooth Fairy if you like. But the Tooth Fairy's approach has gotten more politicians elected than any economist's analysis. — Thomas Sowell

Why do politicians lie?
Because people like being lied to.
Just look at any political rally.
P.S. You're great! — Alan VanMeter

In your time, politicians win points in the polls for proposing to punish unmarried teenaged mothers like me, not to mention our children. — Elizabeth Cunningham

Politicians like to confuse congressional spending with earmarks. There is a difference. — Marsha Blackburn

It's probably incorrect to say that Islam is 'a religion of peace,' as some politicians like to say. Overstatements like that don't clarify anything. — Jay Parini

There is nothing that politicians like better than handing out benefits to be paid for by someone else. — Thomas Sowell

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys. — Garon Whited

Politicians, like bombers, seldom see their victims. — Donald J. Boudreaux

People don't like politicians. — Jesse Ventura

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. — Enoch Powell

Politicians are masters of sounding like they agree with you. — Mike Cloud

Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog. — Bennett Cerf

Strange people like chefs, musicians, and politicians affect me. — Jason Flemyng

Politicians are interested in the health of the people like predators savor live prey. — A.E. Samaan

I like lots of career politicians; I'm not against all career politicians. — Jeff Greene

Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine. — Kid Rock

What is a corrupted politician for a country which is like a fat fish? Just a cat, nothing but a piggish cat! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

This country has had 200 years of hegemony over the rest of the world, and it feels like our politicians, they just want to give that back. — Donald Trump Jr.

Politicians are like dogs ... Their life expectancy is too short for a commitment to be bearable — Henry Kissinger

Nothing panics politicians like $4 a gallon gas. — John Sununu

Politicians should be changed regularly, like diapers, and for the same reason. — Richard Davies

Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas. — Edwin Edwards

I'm in England so often I haven't really left, but Americans aren't at all like they're misrepresented through their politicians. — John Lydon

There's a suspicion always about politicians. The suspicion level is really elevated and it just feels like people do not trust their institutions. — Christopher Michael Cillizza

Putting measures like gay marriage on ballots for elections only hurts the gay rights cause and elects more conservative politicians. — Roseanne Barr

Politicians are like God. No one believes in them, they haven't done anything for ages, and they give jobs to their immediate family — Andy Zaltzman

I'm not really into the political game as far as paying politicians and stuff like that, I'm not into that. You do your job, and I'll do mine. — Ice Cube

Politicians are like bad horsemen who are so preoccupied with staying in the saddle that they can't bother about where they're going. — Joseph Alois Schumpeter