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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well.
— George W. Bush
You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog!
— Harry Truman
Please don't kill me!
— George W. Bush
The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.
— George W. Bush
A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
— Mary Louise Cecilia "Texas" Guinan
I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.
— George W. Bush
Political correctness is modern day censorship. This still doesn't justify you in being a douchebag.
— Kevin Focke
Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?
— George W. Bush
The president has kept all the promises he intended to keep.
— George Stephanopoulos
If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it.
— Stephen Colbert
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.
— Douglas Adams
Recession, terrorism, debts, political turmoil, disease, famine, mortality... screw it, I'm putting googly eyes on things.
— Charles R.L. Guthrie
I like the pooch. When I've had a dog's snout in my mouth, we tend to develop a special bond.
— Randy Quarles
I am mindful that we're all sinners ...
— George W. Bush
Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.
— George W. Bush
I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.
— George W. Bush
If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.
— George W. Bush
The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.
— George W. Bush
I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.
— George W. Bush
It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.
— George W. Bush
One good thing about being an immigrant in the US, no one cares about my sociopolitical opinion. I exist like a bland wallpaper to all races.
— Fidelis O. Mkparu
I'm struggling to keep up with her pace. Though I'm taller, she's built for speed and I'm built for political activism.
— Jani Berghuis
You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.
— Thomas Sowell
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.
— Don Rickles
Brains were no good to a working man; they only made him discontented and saucy and lose his jobs. She'd seen it happen again and again.
— Flora Thompson
Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.
— George W. Bush
Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.
— George W. Bush
This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.
— George W. Bush
It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term.
— George W. Bush
Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method.
— Robert A. Heinlein
There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.
— George W. Bush
If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.
— George W. Bush
You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.
— George W. Bush
She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.
— George W. Bush
Kids, don't trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision
— Juan Antonio Butler
There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing
— Harriet Beecher Stowe
I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.
— George W. Bush
Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.
— Alanis Morissette
I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.
— George W. Bush
It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.
— George W. Bush
The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.
— George W. Bush
Kosovians can move back in.
— George W. Bush
The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.
— George W. Bush
As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.
— George W. Bush
I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.
— George W. Bush
I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.
— George W. Bush
About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.
— George W. Bush
The problem with all politicians is that they are human.
— Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
Our priorities is our faith.
— George W. Bush
I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message. Louis Farrakhan preaches hate.
— George W. Bush
What's a political?""Like a spy, but on your own side," said Maladict — Terry Pratchett
You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain.
— George Lakoff
They have miscalculated me as a leader.
— George W. Bush
There is nothing worse than certainty. Doubt makes us weak. That is why it's so important. I've wasted too much of my life trying to be powerful.
— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low
INDECISION NOW!' isn't a battle cry that's going to rouse anybody's blood. But I sometimes wonder if it isn't the sanest one.
— Phillip Andrew Bennett Low
Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.
— George W. Bush
You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters ...
— T. Rafael Cimino
It's going to require numerous IRA agents.
— George W. Bush
The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming.
— George W. Bush
We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.
— George W. Bush
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
— Robert Anton Wilson
You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.
— George W. Bush
There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.
— George W. Bush
I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.
— George W. Bush
I read the newspaper.
— George W. Bush
The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.
— George W. Bush
This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.
— George W. Bush
It's my first trip as president of the United States.
— George W. Bush
That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired.
— George W. Bush
We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.
— George W. Bush
You might want to comment on that, Honorable.
— George W. Bush
What good is it to be rich if we canna scrape up the scratch to buy a political prisoner on a whim?
— Kresley Cole
How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?
— George W. Bush
We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer.
— George W. Bush
I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.
— Duop Chak Wuol
Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open.
— George W. Bush
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all.
— Jasper Fforde
I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.
— George W. Bush
I Have Fought the Good Fight and Won
— Carmen J. Viglucci
These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.
— George W. Bush
I expect you to work hard on our agenda.
— George W. Bush
The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom.
— R.M. ArceJaeger
A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it.
— Robert Orben
Had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.
— Stephen Colbert
Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure.
— George W. Bush