Political Humor Quotes

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Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Please don't kill me! Please don't kill me! George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: It's my first trip as president of the It's my first trip as president of the United States. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: This is what I'm good at. I like This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I read the newspaper. I read the newspaper. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I also have picked a secretary for Housing I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: There's not going to be enough people in There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Munia Khan: Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions. — Munia Khan
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Robert Anton Wilson: It only takes 20 years for a liberal It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. — Robert Anton Wilson
Political Humor Quotes By Terry Pratchett: What's a political?""Like a spy, but on your What's a political?"
"Like a spy, but on your own side," said Maladict — Terry Pratchett
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: The point is, this is a way to The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: It's going to require numerous IRA agents. It's going to require numerous IRA agents. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By T. Rafael Cimino: You can't believe that AIDS is a curse You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters ... — T. Rafael Cimino
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Redefining the role of the United States from Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Phillip Andrew Bennett Low: INDECISION NOW!' isn't a battle cry that's going INDECISION NOW!' isn't a battle cry that's going to rouse anybody's blood. But I sometimes wonder if it isn't the sanest one. — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Phillip Andrew Bennett Low: There is nothing worse than certainty. Doubt makes There is nothing worse than certainty. Doubt makes us weak. That is why it's so important. I've wasted too much of my life trying to be powerful. — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: They have miscalculated me as a leader. They have miscalculated me as a leader. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George Lakoff: You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain. — George Lakoff
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: We will allow private and religious groups to We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Stephen Colbert: Had to pee like a racehorse at an Had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention. — Stephen Colbert
Political Humor Quotes By Robert Orben: Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben
Political Humor Quotes By Bangambiki Habyarimana: A comedian is better than a politician; at A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt. — Bangambiki Habyarimana
Political Humor Quotes By R.M. ArceJaeger: The only working model of socialism I have The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom. — R.M. ArceJaeger
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I expect you to work hard on our I expect you to work hard on our agenda. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: These demands are not open to negotiation or These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Carmen J. Viglucci: I Have Fought the Good Fight and Won I Have Fought the Good Fight and Won — Carmen J. Viglucci
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: That's Washington. That's the place where you find That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Bauvard: Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. — Bauvard
Political Humor Quotes By Jasper Fforde: Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Ann and I will carry out this equivocal Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Duop Chak Wuol: I would rather write a book without a I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign. — Duop Chak Wuol
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: How do you know if you don't measure How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through? — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Kresley Cole: What good is it to be rich if What good is it to be rich if we canna scrape up the scratch to buy a political prisoner on a whim? — Kresley Cole
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: You might want to comment on that, Honorable. You might want to comment on that, Honorable. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: We say to seniors, we understand how important We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I don't remember debates. I don't think we I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself. Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Don Rickles: Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. — Don Rickles
Political Humor Quotes By Flora Thompson: Brains were no good to a working man; Brains were no good to a working man; they only made him discontented and saucy and lose his jobs. She'd seen it happen again and again. — Flora Thompson
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Let me put it to you this way, Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: This case has had full analyzation and has This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: Democracy is a poor system; the only thing Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method. — Robert A. Heinlein
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: If I'm the president, we're going to have If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I don't see how we can allow public I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message. Louis Farrakhan preaches hate. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Our priorities is our faith. Our priorities is our faith. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur: The problem with all politicians is that they The problem with all politicians is that they are human. — Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I am a person who recognizes the fallacy I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: The fact that he relies on facts - The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I understand religion is a walk, it's a I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Alanis Morissette: Down the road, I'll probably have a kid Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor. — Alanis Morissette
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Harriet Beecher Stowe: There's a way you political folks have of There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing — Harriet Beecher Stowe
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: If affirmative action means what I just described, If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: Kosovians can move back in. Kosovians can move back in. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I hope we get to the bottom of I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: I confirmed to the prime minister that we I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: The woman who knew that I had dyslexia The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By George W. Bush: You know, if you find a person that You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it. — George W. Bush
Political Humor Quotes By Juan Antonio Butler: Kids, don't trust any radical under twenty-five. His Kids, don't trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision — Juan Antonio Butler