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Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious - I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned about the hemisphere as well. — George W. Bush

You want a friend in this city? [Washington, DC.] Get a dog! — Harry Truman

Square school pizza disproves socialism more than any political argument ever did. — Richard Raley

Politics is the only art whose artists regularly disown their masterpieces. — Raheel Farooq

Please don't kill me! — George W. Bush

The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road. — George W. Bush

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. — Mary Louise Cecilia "Texas" Guinan

I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking. — George W. Bush

Political correctness is modern day censorship. This still doesn't justify you in being a douchebag. — Kevin Focke

Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway? — George W. Bush

The president has kept all the promises he intended to keep. — George Stephanopoulos

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn't have declared their independence from it. — Stephen Colbert

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem. — Douglas Adams

Recession, terrorism, debts, political turmoil, disease, famine, mortality... screw it, I'm putting googly eyes on things. — Charles R.L. Guthrie

I like the pooch. When I've had a dog's snout in my mouth, we tend to develop a special bond. — Randy Quarles

I am mindful that we're all sinners ... — George W. Bush

Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis. — George W. Bush

I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't. — George W. Bush

There are fears that Britain could be facing a double-dip recession, or worse still, a double-dip with misery sprinkles and fuck-where's-my-job-sauce. — Frankie Boyle

If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all. — George W. Bush

The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them. — George W. Bush

I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home. — George W. Bush

It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then. — George W. Bush

One good thing about being an immigrant in the US, no one cares about my sociopolitical opinion. I exist like a bland wallpaper to all races. — Fidelis O. Mkparu

I'm struggling to keep up with her pace. Though I'm taller, she's built for speed and I'm built for political activism. — Jani Berghuis

You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down. — Thomas Sowell

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. — Don Rickles

Brains were no good to a working man; they only made him discontented and saucy and lose his jobs. She'd seen it happen again and again. — Flora Thompson

Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person. — George W. Bush

Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself. — George W. Bush

This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases. — George W. Bush

It's one thing about insurance, that's a Washington term. — George W. Bush

Democracy is a poor system; the only thing that can be said for it is that it's eight times as good as any other method. — Robert A. Heinlein

There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric. — George W. Bush

If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders. — George W. Bush

You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it. — George W. Bush

She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio. — George W. Bush

Kids, don't trust any radical under twenty-five. His cock tends to get in the way of his political vision — Juan Antonio Butler

I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know. — George W. Bush

If affirmative action means what I just described, what I'm for, then I'm for it. — George W. Bush

There's a way you political folks have of coming round and round a plain right thing — Harriet Beecher Stowe

I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified. — George W. Bush

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor. — Alanis Morissette

I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you. — George W. Bush

It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents. — George W. Bush

The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign. — George W. Bush

Kosovians can move back in. — George W. Bush

The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her. — George W. Bush

As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens. — George W. Bush

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans. — George W. Bush

I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship. — George W. Bush

About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born. — George W. Bush

The problem with all politicians is that they are human. — Steven Ivy Attorney Entrepreneur

Our priorities is our faith. — George W. Bush

I don't see how we can allow public dollars to fund programs where spite and hate is the core of the message. Louis Farrakhan preaches hate. — George W. Bush

What's a political?"
"Like a spy, but on your own side," said Maladict — Terry Pratchett

You can't understand Twenty-first-Century Politics with an Eighteenth-Century Brain. — George Lakoff

They have miscalculated me as a leader. — George W. Bush

There is nothing worse than certainty. Doubt makes us weak. That is why it's so important. I've wasted too much of my life trying to be powerful. — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that. — George W. Bush

INDECISION NOW!' isn't a battle cry that's going to rouse anybody's blood. But I sometimes wonder if it isn't the sanest one. — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low

Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment. — George W. Bush

You can't believe that AIDS is a curse from God against Gays without accepting that Lyme Disease is a curse from the same God against Deer Hunters ... — T. Rafael Cimino

It's going to require numerous IRA agents. — George W. Bush

The point is, this is a way to help inoculate me about what has come and is coming. — George W. Bush

We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program. — George W. Bush

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. — Robert Anton Wilson

You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it. — George W. Bush

Our politicians always show lame excuse to defend their cripple decisions. — Munia Khan

There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me. — George W. Bush

I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida. — George W. Bush

I read the newspaper. — George W. Bush

The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end. — George W. Bush

This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them. — George W. Bush

It's my first trip as president of the United States. — George W. Bush

That's Washington. That's the place where you find people getting ready to jump out of the foxholes before the first shot is fired. — George W. Bush

We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan. — George W. Bush

You might want to comment on that, Honorable. — George W. Bush

What good is it to be rich if we canna scrape up the scratch to buy a political prisoner on a whim? — Kresley Cole

How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through? — George W. Bush

We do not prescribe any prayer; we welcome all prayer. — George W. Bush

I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign. — Duop Chak Wuol

Ann and I will carry out this equivocal message to the world: Markets must be open. — George W. Bush

Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's all. — Jasper Fforde

Political debate: when charlatans come together to discuss their principles. — Bauvard

I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember. — George W. Bush

I Have Fought the Good Fight and Won — Carmen J. Viglucci

These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion. — George W. Bush

I expect you to work hard on our agenda. — George W. Bush

The only working model of socialism I have ever seen is in an elementary school classroom. — R.M. ArceJaeger

A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt. — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Nowadays, you cannot be a very Effective political figure without Having a demonstrable sense of humor. People take to it. — Robert Orben

Had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention. — Stephen Colbert

Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads. — George W. Bush

Governor Bush will not stand for the subsidation of failure. — George W. Bush