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Plumbing Quotes By Maya Van Wagenen: Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing.

Boys have outdoor plumbing. Girls have indoor plumbing. If we tried to pee standing up, it would just dribble down our legs. — Maya Van Wagenen

Plumbing Quotes By Alex Berenson: Plumbing is usually boring.

Plumbing is usually boring. — Alex Berenson

Plumbing Quotes By Rita Mae Brown: Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but

Sex is a pleasurable exercise in plumbing, but be careful or you'll get yeast in your drain tap. — Rita Mae Brown

Plumbing Quotes By Gerald Schroeder: Knowing the plumbing of the universe, intricate and

Knowing the plumbing of the universe, intricate and awe-inspiring though that plumbing might be, is a far cry from discovering its purpose. — Gerald Schroeder

Plumbing Quotes By Rick Riordan: I had become one with the plumbing.

I had become one with the plumbing. — Rick Riordan

Plumbing Quotes By Brock Yates: Had I been more responsible I might have

Had I been more responsible I might have made something of myself as a junk bond trader, long-haul trucker or perhaps a plumbing contractor. — Brock Yates

Plumbing Quotes By Rick Riordan: I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom

I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing. — Rick Riordan

Plumbing Quotes By Michael Rispoli: I grew up around hardware. I could sell

I grew up around hardware. I could sell you all the plumbing and electricity you want. — Michael Rispoli

Plumbing Quotes By James P. Gorman: If you consider the contribution of plumbing to

If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance. — James P. Gorman

Plumbing Quotes By James Doohan: The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier

The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. — James Doohan

Plumbing Quotes By Tessa McFionn: Ah, hell. Before I met you, the only

Ah, hell. Before I met you, the only men I'd hung out with wore more makeup than I wear in a month and weren't interested in my plumbing. — Tessa McFionn

Plumbing Quotes By Lydia Millet: Although she didn't have the plumbing, she deluded

Although she didn't have the plumbing, she deluded herself that she was the modern W.C. (about Margaret Thatcher, M.T.) — Lydia Millet

Plumbing Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you

Like plumbing, medicine is a profession where you learn early on not to put your fingers in your mouth. — Diana Gabaldon

Plumbing Quotes By Michael Shermer: 'Are science and religion compatible?' It's like [asking]:

'Are science and religion compatible?' It's like [asking]: 'Are science and plumbing compatible?' They're just two different things. — Michael Shermer

Plumbing Quotes By Iggy Pop: Basically, I'm a musical vocalist, but I do

Basically, I'm a musical vocalist, but I do voiceover stuff as a sideline, like plumbing or something. — Iggy Pop

Plumbing Quotes By Ray Bradbury: Anything that's strange is no good to the

Anything that's strange is no good to the average American. If it doesn't have Chicago plumbing, it's nonsense. — Ray Bradbury

Plumbing Quotes By Robin Hobb: You are confusing plumbing and love again.

You are confusing plumbing and love again. — Robin Hobb

Plumbing Quotes By Charles Duhigg: Charles Wyly was born Oct 13, 1933, in

Charles Wyly was born Oct 13, 1933, in Lake Providence, La., and for a period lived with his family in a shack without electricity or plumbing. — Charles Duhigg

Plumbing Quotes By Alfred Hitchcock: Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. — Alfred Hitchcock

Plumbing Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple,

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Plumbing Quotes By Beatrice Wood: The only works of art America has given

The only works of art America has given are her plumbing and her bridges. — Beatrice Wood

Plumbing Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you

I suppose now I'm obliged to wish you happiness in your new life. Although happiness in the absence of indoor plumbing is a debatable concept. — Lisa Kleypas

Plumbing Quotes By Christopher Morley: A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. — Christopher Morley

Plumbing Quotes By Peter O'Toole: My plumbing is no one's business but my

My plumbing is no one's business but my own. — Peter O'Toole

Plumbing Quotes By Scott Turow: There is nothing like the plumbing fixtures to

There is nothing like the plumbing fixtures to remind you that you're not in Kansas anymore. By — Scott Turow

Plumbing Quotes By George F. Will: Sex education in the modern manner has been

Sex education in the modern manner has been well-described as plumbing for hedonists. — George F. Will

Plumbing Quotes By John Kruk: People in West Virginia do have cars. We

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks. — John Kruk

Plumbing Quotes By Boomer Esiason: We don't have the plumbing to take care

We don't have the plumbing to take care of what needs to be taken care of. — Boomer Esiason

Plumbing Quotes By Spencer Tracy: Acting is not an important job in the

Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is. — Spencer Tracy

Plumbing Quotes By David Pilling: Then again, I was never any good at

Then again, I was never any good at plumbing the depths of a woman's heart. — David Pilling

Plumbing Quotes By Stan Kelly-Bootle: Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. — Stan Kelly-Bootle

Plumbing Quotes By Colin Firth: My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. — Colin Firth

Plumbing Quotes By David Lynch: I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street

I supported myself by delivering the 'Wall Street Journal' and doing odd jobs. I love plumbing and carpentry. — David Lynch

Plumbing Quotes By Tony Fadell: Most thermostats are built by plumbing companies. But

Most thermostats are built by plumbing companies. But you really need to understand how to build a phone to make them better. — Tony Fadell

Plumbing Quotes By Rick Riordan: Leo ran down the hall waving a wrench.

Leo ran down the hall waving a wrench. Man, did you have to destroy the plumbing? — Rick Riordan

Plumbing Quotes By Demetri Martin: My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin

Plumbing Quotes By Michel Houellebecq: As I got older, I also found myself

As I got older, I also found myself agreeing more with Nietzsche, as is no doubt inevitable once your plumbing starts to fail. — Michel Houellebecq