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Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing. — Chris Rock

Yo I'm seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends its asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat. — Tyler, The Creator

Yet curiosity grabbed stubbornness by the throat and pimp-slapped it a few times. — Cecy Robson

An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he'd have someone to look up to. — Gene Fowler

I do not kill people for money, David. I pay other people to kill people for money. I'm a murder pimp. — Dianne Sylvan

Fricking son of a popcorn pimp! — Pawan Mishra

If some of us can get an Oscar for extolling that it's hard out there for a pimp, why can't others of us admonish: 'Then quit acting like a pimp'? — John Ridley

We pimp our precious lives to the infernal gnashing babble - Follow me! Friend me! Like me! But don't ever know me. — Patrick Marber

The pimp has a grin, never a smile. — Jean Genet

Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money. — Christian Finnegan

He called himself her pimp, except for the fact, he said, that he didn't like standing in the night air. — Charlie LeDuff

Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin' around. — Pimp C

You a lame so yo dame playin mind games;
I'm a pimp so I stay in that mind frame. — Lil' Flip

Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand? — Debra Anastasia

The frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting's expense. — Edgar Degas

Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? — Molly Harper

Got a young brown stallion and she 20 years old/When she pop it from the back you see that hairy asshole. — Pimp C

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. — Kinky Friedman

If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I'd find a more appetizing buyer. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

Dim them lights get it in pimp tight do wat i do i lace up my own nikes. — Kid Cudi

The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake. — Diane Arbus

But when to sin our biased nature leans, The careful Devil is still at hand with means; And providently pimps for ill desires. — John Dryden

That's ended, that's over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought, I'm a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho. — Bill Maher

Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory. — George S. Patton Jr.

I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned — Drake

My father said, Bring along your best girl. This is something you say to a pimp! — Bill Maher

The pimp is the executive organ of immorality. The executive organ of morality is the blackmailer. — Karl Kraus

You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that? I informed Nana. — Laurie Notaro

Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm. — Christine O'Donnell

Damn it. I wilted beside her, all my hopes and dreams of being a pimp dashed against the cruel rocks of reality. And an unwilling ho. — Darynda Jones

I think I'd be a good pimp cuz I'd never beat my ho's. — Scott Caan

God is not a watchmaker. God is a pimp. — Anthony Capella

I'm up early 'cuz ain't enough light in the daytime — Pimp C

When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing. — Annie Lobert

The long arm of the law ends in the pimp hand of justice. — Peter O'Brien

You can't have a conscience in the pimp game. — Mark Wahlberg

Just because a woman has a pimp doesn't necessarily mean that she's being abused by the guy. You can't know for sure. — Chester Brown

Pimpin' ain't dead 'cause I be the life line. — Lil' Wayne

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp, — Tom Clancy

I pimp hard on a trick, look / Fuck if ya leg broke, bitch - hop up on ya good foot — Jay-Z

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. — Johnny Carson

These days, Countess, every cabbage has its pimp. — Jean Giradoux

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow. — Coolio

Well, I'm too old to pimp, and too young to die, so I'm just gonna keep playin' — Clark Terry

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad. — Robin Williams

If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war.
If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours. — MF Grimm

Oh, dear. He's a pimp and he's stupid, this is not good," Bev mutters. "Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle. — Tara Sivec

You need to modulate that unwarranted ire, buddy. I'm not your 'ho and you ain't my pimp — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The money paid at consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers ... — Mike Huckabee

Are you about to tell me assignment number four is to find a pimp? — Colleen Hoover

But then again, you know, the pimp in TAXI DRIVER has this reason, given the environment he was living in. — Harvey Keitel

Will is the pimp of appetite. — Lope De Vega

Women say they want a man who knows what a woman's worth. That's a pimp. — Rich Hall

The expression is: a boy's best friend is his mother. It's not: a boy's best pimp is his mother. It is that way for a reason. — Maureen Johnson

Rap's the occupation, but one day watch I'll be Pimp of the Nation. — Kid Rock

I wanna live like Arnold, Willis and Mr. Drummond ...
And keep my paper sturdy, big birds and tight herbs. — Pimp C

Stan got the message. He allowed the chicken assignations. What did that make him? A chicken pimp. Better than dead. — Margaret Atwood

Ride, authors. Write a ride. Figure out what yours is, and then pimp the ever-living shit out of it. — Heidi Cullinan

A lot of incredible rap albums over the past couple of decades have deserved Album of the Year. To Pimp a Butterfly is an extension of those albums. — Kendrick Lamar

The Cadillac Escalade is the perfect vehicle for a pimp with a growing family. — Dana Gould

You can't keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it'll run away and find a new pimp. — George Meyer

Institutionalized:
Ghetto stars pimped so hard for so long
they'll starve to pimp themselves behind psychic bars. — T.F. Hodge

he loved sincerity, but only as he might love a pimp who could keep him in touch with the daily life of his mistress. — Marcel Proust

Atlanta is not the South. — Pimp C

I couldn't wait to meet his cherry-popping, cougar pimp landlady again. Said no one ever. — Linda Kage