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Pilot Humor Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused

If God was my co-pilot, Yancy once groused to Burton, I'd have the fucking pedal to the metal soon as I left the garage. — Carl Hiaasen

Pilot Humor Quotes By Richard Bachman: July disappeared wherever used months go. Then half

July disappeared wherever used months go. Then half of August. Soon summer would be over. — Richard Bachman

Pilot Humor Quotes By Franz Kafka: There was once a community of scoundrels, that

There was once a community of scoundrels, that is to say, they were not scoundrels, but ordinary people. — Franz Kafka

Pilot Humor Quotes By Steven Wright: I used to be an airline pilot. I

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Pilot Humor Quotes By Drake: I'll be over there, shawty I'll be over

I'll be over there, shawty I'll be over there. I'll be hitting all the spots that you aint even know was there. — Drake

Pilot Humor Quotes By Alan Hinkes: As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:We

As one veteran Russian pilot dryly told me:We have to be very careful flying in the clouds. Around here they are full of rocks. — Alan Hinkes

Pilot Humor Quotes By Alan Dershowitz: I was a Jewish rabbinical student for 12

I was a Jewish rabbinical student for 12 years, and studied the Bible all the time. — Alan Dershowitz

Pilot Humor Quotes By Katelin LaMontagne: You were supposed to be my wingman, not

You were supposed to be my wingman, not my freaking kamikaze pilot. — Katelin LaMontagne

Pilot Humor Quotes By Eleanor Roosevelt: Furnish an example, stop preaching, stop shielding, don't

Furnish an example, stop preaching, stop shielding, don't prevent self-reliance and initiative, allow your children to develop along thier own lines. — Eleanor Roosevelt

Pilot Humor Quotes By Jenson Button: 'Le Mans' is the only racing movie that

'Le Mans' is the only racing movie that is totally realistic. — Jenson Button

Pilot Humor Quotes By Marissa Meyer: I don't compute.

I don't compute. — Marissa Meyer

Pilot Humor Quotes By Justin Bieber: A girl could be sitting on her computer,

A girl could be sitting on her computer, trying to get noticed by me, and not knowing she's the future Mrs. Justin Bieber. — Justin Bieber

Pilot Humor Quotes By Bob Monkhouse: A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'. — Bob Monkhouse

Pilot Humor Quotes By Robert Lowell: And blue-lung'd combers lumbered to the kill.

And blue-lung'd combers lumbered to the kill. — Robert Lowell