Pickle Quotes: top 59 famous quotes about Pickle

Pickle Quotes & Sayings

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Dude, can I have your pickle? — J.C. Lillis

Once a cucumber turns into a pickle, you can't turn it back into a cucumber. And I've been pickled by the internet for a long time. — Melissa Broder

An old expression
'she looks like she was weaned on a pickle'
came to my mind. — Pepper Phillips

I'll tell you love is like a pickle, and then I'll reach my hand into the jar to grab the last one. — Jarod Kintz

Don't Listen To What People Tell You... Listen To Your Soul And Pickle Juice. — Hannah Haynes

So what brings you to this killing pickle? — Dante Alighieri

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. — Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source. — Ellen DeGeneres

Brrrrrr. Like a lady had handed me a pickle jar that I simply couldn't open, and I wasn't a man anymore. — Tommy Walker

haze-brained nitwit

pickle-head froggy leg soup

murky

daunting

gone — Moonshine Noire

pickle juice on a cookie. — Julie Sternberg

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

In the last analysis, a pickle is a cucumber with experience. — Irena Chalmers

A pickle a day keeps the stalker away. — Ananymous

It takes a sour woman to make a good pickle. — Michael Chabon

Life - a spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. — Ambrose Bierce

[Norden] said, with the Mark 15 Norden bombsight, he could drop a bomb into a pickle barrel at 20,000 feet. — Malcolm Gladwell

A 'naughty pickle' is how I'd best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life. — Celia Imrie

LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss; yet when lost it is not missed — Ambrose Bierce

Poor Mr. Zum now he was un-fun and had no funs left who wanted to entertain him. What a qerbackle, what an un-fun pickle to be in. — Coco J. Ginger

You can't run the economy on BMWs alone. If the average person is in a pickle, how do you have a healthy economy? — Jeremy Grantham

Yes, we are in a real pickle. Welcome to the pan-galactic insane asylum. — H.M. Forester

It was when he was so casually clever, however, that I wanted to pickle his gherkin. — Nicole Peeler

I don't want no pickle. Just want to ride my motorcycle. — Bob Dylan

Pickle jars are just pickle jars, and pickles are just pickles. — Regina Spektor

Dude, if Kentucky is going to remind you of Paris, we're in a hell of a pickle. — John Green

Cucumber. The cucumber is just a pickle before it started drinking. — Jim Gaffigan

Hunger is the best pickle. — Benjamin Franklin

But had I accepted the pickle juice, I would be drinking pickle juice right now. — Nicki Minaj

If you were a public official, you had to be accountable, and you had to be reachable. — James Jarrell Pickle

Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/
The truest room in the whole damn house. — Regina Spektor

Is that a type of food — Miles J. Unger

Safe word is Pickle — Gabe

He was always testing you. He was always testing his power. — James Jarrell Pickle

Jonah Pickett was like snow days, field trips, candy stores, and Christmas Eve all blended into one big swoosh of a feeling -Felicity Pickle — Natalie Lloyd

More than a food, the pickle was a kind of drug for tenement children, who were still too young for whiskey. — Jane Ziegelman

The outstanding event was the doing which I am still at. Don't pickle me awayas done. — Emily Carr

I like a cheese and pickle. Nice cheese and pickle on a real old-fashioned bread. Ploughman's lunch. — Gary Oldman

A pretty pickle, truly, thought I; abed here in a strange house in the broad day, with a cannibal and a tomahawk. — Herman Melville

He bought her a bottle of lime pickle which seems to me a very intimate thing to do; it suggests he knows what she likes to taste. — Deborah Levy

I love Snooki. She's a pickle sucker! — Holly Madison

She was as hard to pin down as the last pickle in the pickle jar. — Anthony Marra

I should have had the pickle. — Preston Sturges

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle ... call Mom. — Jennifer Garner

He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle. — Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I can read in red.
I can read in blue.
I can read in pickle color too. — Dr. Seuss

When ramps are in season, we pickle a bunch of ramps and fold that into soup. Pickled pearl onions are great chopped up or pureed. — Wylie Dufresne

You take them home expecting a nice English cucumber, but regrettably end up with a pickle. — Harlow Stone

A fine pickle we are in." "A fine pickle? An Americanism?" "Yes. Ten years there and my language is polluted. — Kristen Callihan

He's not the brightest pickle in the crayon jar. — Me

I meant every word of it, Dylan Day. Lie to me and I'll cut your cock off and pickle it. — Kitty French

It is the small trivial things in life that makes a human happy, like opening a pickle jar. — KanyaACoffman

Give me the enchilada with the pickle sauce shoved up between the donkey's ass. — Frank Zappa

Ralph Waldo Pickle Chips! I don't know him. — Breehn Burns

I don't want a pickle, just want to ride on my motorsickle. — Arlo Guthrie

There is only one love story: Boy meets girl, Girl gets boy into pickle, Boy gets pickle into girl. — Jack Woodford

Pickles are people too — Clayton

I don't want a pickle, I just want ride on my motorcikle. I don't want to die, I just want a ride on my motorcy ... cle. — Arlo Guthrie

If you cross a pickle with a female deer ... You get a dill-doe! — Ashley Purdy