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M.J. McGuire Famous Quotes & Sayings

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M.J. McGuire quotes: Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?

Is Jimmy Hoffa dead or does he work at the National Enquirer with Elvis and Bigfoot?

M.J. McGuire quotes: I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

M.J. McGuire quotes: I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

M.J. McGuire quotes: If Jonah had gone to Yale,Instead of the gut of a whale,He'd have a diploma,A better aroma,And a nice little condo in Vail.

If Jonah had gone to Yale,
Instead of the gut of a whale,
He'd have a diploma,
A better aroma,
And a nice little condo in Vail.

M.J. McGuire quotes: Bungee jumping is like suicide with strings attached.

Bungee jumping is like suicide with strings attached.

M.J. McGuire quotes: The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.

The Bread of Life is still better than Chicken Soup for the Soul.

M.J. McGuire quotes: Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

M.J. McGuire quotes: I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

M.J. McGuire quotes: I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.

I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap'n Crunch and I'd have to take a nap.

M.J. McGuire quotes: The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.