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Tyson thought Annabeth was just about the coolest thing since peanut butter (and he seriously loved peanut butter). — Rick Riordan

Family and dysfunction went together like peanut butter and jelly. Family sagas. Everything would be okay. But how? — Diana Y. Paul

I'm a child because I like peanut butter? — Jodi Ellen Malpas

Jesus loves peanut butter, and so do I" is legit. — Jenny B. Jones

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter. — Dana Gould

I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else. — Morgan Matson

Yay!' he said. 'Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM! — Rick Riordan

Hi, my name is Cuelebre, Liam Cuelebre. My code name is Double Oh Peanut, but you can call me Rock Star for short. — Thea Harrison

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face. — Kevin James

Krishna once said to Arjuna: Consider the past and future with an equal mind, and pass the peanut M&M's. — Frederick Lenz

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. — Hubert H. Humphrey

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. — Barry Goldwater

You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter. — Stacey Marie Brown

All food starting with p is comfort food: pasta, potato chips, pretzels, peanut butter, pastrami, Pizza, pastry. — Sara Paretsky

Thou art a peanut. — John Steinbeck

I love dark chocolate. I'm also a peanut butter and chocolate fanatic. That's pretty much the greatest invention of the last century. — Tom Lenk

My love for peanut butter is so deep that I can't look at a jar without devouring it! — Monica DiNatale

If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life. — Bill Watterson

My high-school papers, my college-application essays, read like Norman Mailer packed in a crunchy-peanut-butter sandwich. — James Wolcott

I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert. — Iggy Pop

Yeah," he said. "When Tina came home, I made her peanut butter crackers. — Stephen King

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. — Harlan Coben

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. — Billy Joel

Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick. — Rainbow Rowell

Jeff: There's a lot of history in this city...
Peanut: Translated: Old. As. Shit. — Jeff Dunham

I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets ... — George Washington Carver

I'm a peanut farmer at heart, still grow peanuts on my farm in Georgia. — Jimmy Carter

Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter. — Bill Cosby

[Chucky] Ya peanut headed suckerfool!
Take me on!
Ya ugly knuckle butted dogface underpants!
You think I'm playin'? — Lynda Barry

She had an exciting job, several good friends, her cat, her peanut M&Ms, the mystery novels she was forever reading, and - well, me. — Tom Savage

More than Peanut M&Ms, — R.S. Grey

Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut. — A.M. Robinson

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos. — Horatio Sanz

I'm going to live until I die, and everything in between is just another excuse to eat peanut butter. — Dana Gould

I could go for a sandwich, but I'm not gonna open two jars. — Brian Regan

I'm tired of eating peanut butter sandwiches," said Molly Tinker. "I need a pizza. — Misty Reddington

Only one person in Ely had such a tall, stout frame and such a long, bald, peanut-shaped head. — Julie Berry

As we grow up, we are exposed to hate and greed and anger and jealousy and peanut brittle and all kinds of things, our subtly body erodes. — Frederick Lenz

Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. — Bobby Flay

Your mom said to say I could have just one peanut butter square but not til after they cool down. — Breehn Burns

No more rhymes now I mean it!" "Anybody want a peanut?" "AAHH! — William Goldman

Sherlock said, 'He eats Cheerios for breakfast with our son, Sean,' and smiled. 'I eat a slice of wheat toast with crunchy peanut butter. — Catherine Coulter

Her mother had failed the fat test and now she wanted whole milk? What was next, crack cocaine and peanut M&Ms? — Katie Graykowski

I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES? — Colleen Houck

Peanut butter is the pate of childhood. — Florence Fabricant

He says dumb shit on the regular that makes me laugh, gets grumpy when he's hungry, and eats all my peanut butter, but I still love the bastard. — Megan Erickson

Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam. — Floriana Lima

I'm more of a smooth peanut butter kinda girl — Selena Gomez

Peanut butter sandwiches go perfectly well with a glass of white wine. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. — Matt Haig

I always say that people are like peanut shells on the ocean: the waves will take them everywhere. — Dan Shechtman

Peanut butter is my frenemy. — Coco J. Ginger

The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma. — Amy Harmon

Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter. — Dana Marie Bell

Ask if they have peanut butter. — Jodi Ellen Malpas

My sweat smells like peanut-butter. — Wendy Mass

I'm disenchanted with Communism and most other things. I'm cynical but not a cynic. I'm cynical about TV, Congress, and commercial peanut butter. — Howard Fast

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. — Charles M. Schulz

Without peanut butter, I might starve. — Judy Blume

I've always wanted to like, swim in a swimming pool filled with peanut butter — Jesse McCartney

Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit. — Michael Thomas Ford

...maybe one day, one thought will lead us to the finish line. — Peanut

Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast. — Brenda Lochinger